My Top 5 favorite facts;
1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
4. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
5. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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