4M - Diabolical Top Secret Base Of The Royal Penguin Army.
4M - Here you get to throw bricks at chickens.
4M - An excess of depression and loathing. YOU'LL FIT RIGHT IN!
4M - Takeover Is Imminent.
4M - Sorry, We dunt liek mudkipz.
4M - It's like HBO for your computer, but free, and you don't get to watch movies. Better yet it's not like HBO at all.
4M - Now I'm just going to type a random message to flood your Internet Browser, It's always fun to do it. Even to people like TkoolD where their 64k modem will lag up and start a fire. Did I mention we're like HBO?