4M - Unlike anti-freeze we're OK to drink.
4M - Where $25 is all you need.
4M - THIS IS 4M!
4M - FAAAALLLCCCOOOON PUUUNNNCCHH!
4M - The only alternative to having children.
4M - We are the Cuba of the internet.
4M - We created Bungoballl, Just now, Because we can.
4M - 4M/2 = Life + Awesome.
4M - We Guarantee* you will get carper tunnel syndrome.
4M - Our guarantees suck.
4M - Ed'c y crysa dryd dryd oui dnyhcmydat drec.
4M - We think flower power Wolf has an awesome name.
4M - Our Mages can cast level 72 spells.
4M - NOT an illegal underground circuit of prostitutes.
4M - Our Desk Monkeys Are Running Out Of Snappy Headlines.
(Yes Bungoballl has three "L"s.)