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Title: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on May 05, 2009, 04:48:34 PM
-=(MAHO DIABLO)=-

STORYLINE:
Once upon a time... There was randomness.

SETTING:
High School, we don't really know where.

PLOT:
Alright... So, this RP is mainly complete randomness and shouldn't really make any sense. Fill out your character Bio and no matter what kind of person or thing you are, YOUR GOING TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL AS EVERYONE ELSE. Feel free to be stupid and be perverted(PG-13!). This RP is made just for laughs so try your hardest to be funny!

Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on May 05, 2009, 04:49:22 PM
Note: The Bio for this roleplay is OPTIONAL! But if you're going to make one, please fill this one out and paste it into the Saved Character Biographies Sub-Forum and post it in MAHO DIABLO Bios. Thanks.


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[b]-=BIO=-[/b]


[b]Roleplay: [/b] Maho Diablo.
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[b]What Grade Are You:[/b]

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[b]Banana or Cake?:[/b]

[b]Maho or Diablo?:[/b]

[b]Are your powers for GOOD or for AWESOME?:[/b]

[b]How many kittens have you eaten?[/b]

[b]Do you like round things, flat things, or long things?:[/b]

[b]Do you collect anything?:[/b]

[b]When you last used the bathroom, how was it?:[/b]

[b]Are you one of the causes of cancer?:[/b]

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Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on May 05, 2009, 04:53:45 PM
RESERVED.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on May 05, 2009, 09:53:38 PM
Omega was sitting in the local library snacking on a piece of shyt covered cake. Despite there was a No Eating sign right on the middle of the table he was sitting at.

"Sweet gods... this is so good!" Omega slammed his fist into the table in front of him creating a dent.

At the same time Omega was working on his homework for his first period class tomorrow, 4M History & Economics. Also on table he's sitting at, is his notepad. He had it open and is currently writing down some Maho & Diabolic runic symbols. He's trying to decode a recent stream of symbols that keeps appearing after killing Omega Dooms in a certain area.

"I'm guessing it might has something to do with the reports of Swine FLU on the 4M!" he says as he stands up proudly looking down at the decoded runic symbols.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on May 08, 2009, 06:16:46 PM
Far away, in outer space, a suspicious UFO  observed the planet Earth. Inside the space craft's control room, small green aliens watched and studied humans below. They were specifically interested in a certain location. They watched through the monitor of a boy at school. "Hey Fuhugogahgs, look at this kid." The green alien wearing a red space uniform suddenly said. The alien Fuhugogahgs, who was the leader of the space station awoke from sleeping. "Wha-? What? You say something, Gub Gub?" Fuhugogahgs asked sleepily. "Why were you sleeping!?" Gub Gub burst out in a minor yell. "Oh, no. You got it all wrong man. I would never sleep on the job, I'm the space captain of this ship after all! Bwahahahaha!" Fuhugogahgs laughed in a pointless triumph. "I don't get how your our leader." Gub Gub ranted with a displeased look on his face. In the background of the ship's control room, there were two other green aliens, one in a pink space uniform and the other in a silver. The two aliens were carefully playing a game shougi when the alien in the pink space uniform jumped to his feet with great joy. "WOOOO!!! I win, I win, I win, I'm the best, I'm the best." He chanted as he did a dance.

The captain, Fuhugogahgs shot around and glared at the two off-task aliens. "Nubby and Joel, you better get to work. Or I'm coming back there." Fuhugogahgs threatened. "Well, that depends on what your doing to us when you come back here. And if you actually do." Joel replied, who was the alien in the pink space uniform that was dancing. "Well, I'll go back there and... Do... Stuff..." Fuhugogahgs trailed off quietly. "I'll throw a fit!!!" He added loudly. "OH NO!!" Joel and Nubby quickly panicked and threw their shougi game across the room, hitting the passing by kitten in the eye that which gave out a little "mew" before it died. "Now... Where was I?" Fuhugogahgs asked as he looked back to the monitor where the boy was still at school. "We shall continue to observe this boy and use him as a sample to judge the rest of the planet. And then we will decide whether we will destroy it or not."

(( The aliens will be watching everything that goes on in this RP just as the reader would. Lol. ))
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on May 22, 2009, 06:57:41 PM
Skye then places the notepad, pen and homework into his Inventory and finishes off the last bite of the shyt cake. Before leaving the library he checks messages on his NAV (like a wristwatch, but better and it's around his right wrist. Also gives the appearance of a wristband.).

"Hmmm... no messages. Darn I really was hoping there was some current Omega Doom activity. I want to test out this new Maho spell I've been practicing."

Skye sighs disappointedly, letting his arm fall back to his side and exits the library. Just a few feet from the library, Skye can see three teenagers, about 16 getting high on LOL Pills. Skye just smiles and heads up the street. Lately, he has noticed that Kinjodom has recent talk of something called '4M Drugs', but he hasn't become a problem yet. On the account that one suspected building has been shut down by Flashwerewolf. Skye is gonna heading to this house to work on his homework a little more. That 4M History & Economics isn't easy stuff.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on June 22, 2009, 08:44:35 PM
The Pants Ninja ninja-ed out of nowhere next to Omega and quickly unzipped Omega's pants, slipping them off, and then ninja-ed out of sight.

---------------------------------------------------

In outer space, A giant meteor zoomed by Captain Fuhugogahgs's spaceship. "WHOA!" Fuhugogahgs shouted as his spaceship was jerked around by the meteor's close call with the ship.

"What the shyt was that!?" Yelled Joel, who was very confused.

"A meteor... And it's heading for the 4M apparently." Gub Gub said very bluntly. "It should reach the 4M in about six hours." He added.

"But what can we do? We're only highly advanced aliens!" Shouted Nubby shouted.

"It's all up to them..." Fuhugogahgs replied, referring to the Earth. "But why does that meteor have pants?" Fuhugogahgs asked outloud after studying the meteor which apparently had a giant pair of flame retardant blue jeans for pants.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on June 25, 2009, 10:29:08 AM
While studying Skye starts to feel a draft and his legs started to chill. He wasn't really paying it any attention at all, but then when he noticed that he's legs were still cold Skye realized that something was missing. The young maho-mancer looked down and noticed that he's not wearing pants! "E-gad! What the fracknog is going on! Where the fracknog is going on here, where are my pants?!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Tomp45 on July 07, 2009, 03:10:53 AM
Tomp walks up to red and tells him a story.

"So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns.
U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?"
U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on July 07, 2009, 03:35:33 AM
Red looked at Tomp feeling very confused because he didn't even know he himself was in the story.

"Uhmm... It was the phone itself?" Red replied and then started punching holes in a mountain for no reason.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: TwitchLord on July 08, 2009, 12:40:26 AM
John the Mailman come in, with a hundred ladies on him,his hair flowing in the wind.

"did somebody order a supreme pizza with anchovies ?"

John the mailman then procedes to slaughter the innoccent for pennies a day
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Tomp45 on July 08, 2009, 09:37:23 AM
Tomp shouts "THEN WHO WAS LADIES?!?!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on July 08, 2009, 11:32:17 AM
"Should you be more worried about the meteor that's going to crash into the 4M?" Red asks. =_=
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: TwitchLord on July 08, 2009, 03:14:23 PM
john the mailman those his ladie at tomp and uses Cure on Furgosen De Bladderfooshten
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: TwitchLord on July 08, 2009, 08:10:14 PM
"no prob we be UBER 1337 buddies u know!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Tomp45 on July 08, 2009, 09:55:38 PM
Tomp says

"Then who was uber?!?!?!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Tomp45 on July 08, 2009, 11:27:37 PM
Tomp says

"THEN WHO WAS CHICKAN!?!"

 [cbrick]
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Tomp45 on July 08, 2009, 11:33:03 PM
Tomp says "THEN WHO WAS SAID?!?!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: TwitchLord on July 09, 2009, 02:40:54 AM
"GOD!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on July 17, 2009, 12:59:41 AM
Captain Fuhugogahgs observed as the meteor heading for Earth was so easily defended against. "Well... That was quite unexpected. I was actually planning on bribing Earth for the new deluxe vacuum set that just came out... But it looks like they are more powerful than we anticipated..." Captain Fuhugogahgs said to the other members of his space shi't, I mean ship.

Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on December 16, 2009, 04:50:54 PM
(( Comonnnn, it's not difficult to be random. ))
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Soloxius on December 17, 2009, 12:03:54 AM
Sol walked into the room, noticing incredible carnage and randomness. And decided to sit in a corner.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on December 17, 2009, 12:19:30 AM
Bunnies coming running into the room, hopping and flopping around. Close behind them, follows Addy, surrounded in bunny cuteness!
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: wurm breeder on December 17, 2009, 01:59:34 PM
There was a man, name of by as in Cortes and a dust bunny walking S'the basement roof road, when one said "There appears to be a colon above us, your decency." There was no responce, for dust bunnies cannot speak. "A thousand moments' time it's bean, since yet I've seen an 'venture!" said the dust bunny. There was no reply, as for Corteses have no speech. Their heads were then filled with the thoughts of the colon and why it floated so anally above them. Not shortly after, the peacekeepers, rum runners and dry humpers notified them of their debts and their fez tassles. "Alas, you speak the truth, your optionality. My tassle is tussled, from my tissy of the rectum." The dust bunny spoke nothing, for he had eaten the whole bunt cake! And his mouth was quite full of the "flavr".
   They sent themselves back monoplexual togethermentary residency, called at that time "The Wendle", to scheme a plan of filling their purses. The dust bunny exclaimed "I shall stand atop your head and we shall wear a long coat so as to appear as one large and precarious man. Then as the gazelles are at their peeks, we shall claim titleship of the greatest wizards.When their fronts are turned we'll tell them to sacrifice their flavours to the great mechanical god. Also, when they are busied with the sencelessness, we will take all of the gazelle money... WITHOUT ASKING!" There wasn't a reply for Cortes had lost his teeth earlier, during the lollicrop harvest. But, a single tear could be seen rolling down his cheek.
   After the plan had been hatched and defeathered, Cortes and the dust bunny took the antlered coins to the Federal Union of Collections and Kindling. "I believe this will corrupt my case judge, your turbulancy.", gummed Cortes. The dust bunny could not say what he wished to, because the sexy mole rat of a teller was interuppting him with voidational criticisms of the phat loot they had brought in.
   Dobby then flies into, on a daragon, with tube top flare gun jeans and ak47. he proceeds to cast fire breath with his dragon dragon at the Dust Bunny. "FIRE IS MY WEAKNESS!!" death-squeals Dust Bunny. Dobby then shoots bayonets, grenades and pastry at to into have for fournly the Cortes. "MANY DEATH MAKER BULLETS, MY WEAKNESS" Cortes carves into the rock. Duane says "ouch"
   Dobby Then attempts a double make-out with all enemy units.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on January 16, 2010, 12:15:58 AM
The Pants Ninja ninjas out of nowhere and steals pants from random people and puts them on the bunnies' legs so they have pants now.

(( =) ))
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on January 16, 2010, 03:50:35 AM
The bunnies all nibbled on their newly given pants, as random people were pantsless.

Addy recalls a secret message she had discovered upon pouring herself a bowl of alphabet cereal this morning, and felt that now would be the best time to use it.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" she stated.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on January 16, 2010, 04:23:48 PM
Abraham Lincoln walks by Addy and said to her, "Miss, I think those were Cheerios."
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on January 16, 2010, 06:10:01 PM
"Oh... taste like Chex to me, but I just assumed the alphabet people switched their recipe." she stated, "Dude! Can I wear your hat?!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on January 16, 2010, 08:30:58 PM
Abraham gave Addy a strange but surprising look. "You may try, but it weighs over seven tons. It's how I do my daily workout." He explains as he hold out his top hat to her.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on January 16, 2010, 11:50:31 PM
Addy stared at it blankly. "Can I just sit in it then? It'd be like magic! You know! Pulling bunnies outta hats!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on January 17, 2010, 12:01:54 AM
"That wouldn't be a good idea." Abraham warned. "The inside of the hat is filled with snakes!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on January 17, 2010, 01:58:24 AM
Addy took out a pack of fishy shaped gummies and started nomming on them. "Interesting..." she said as she made one fish swim through the air before eating it. "Great white?" she offered a shark shaped gummi to him.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on January 17, 2010, 05:40:28 PM
"Hmm, well I guess." Abraham replied as he took it from Addy. "They say you should at least try everything once." He added and he ate the gummi. Moments later The Pants Ninja appeared again and stole Abraham Lincoln's pants and disappeared, leaving Abraham standing in his red, white, and blue boxers. There was a long pause in conversation between Addy and Abraham just then and the wind picked up, blowing a cold gust up Abraham's exposed legs.

"Ooooo!" Abraham cooed. "I guess this counts as trying something new. I like it!" Abraham said with a thumbs up and pants missing.

Suddenly a small man who appeared to be some sort of commentator comes out of nowhere. "Is he talking about the gummi or the indecent exposure?" He asked no on in particular.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Soloxius on January 22, 2010, 04:22:43 AM
"I think it's the latter," Sol said from his corner.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on January 22, 2010, 04:29:12 AM
"ITS A STRANGER! OH NO! STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!" Addy proceeds to throw stale marshmallows at Sol, to ward off evil.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Soloxius on January 23, 2010, 10:28:17 PM
Sol is pelted with stale marshmallows, causing him to sink into depression and hide in the corner.

;A;
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on April 11, 2010, 02:56:12 PM
Red enters the roleplay by falling down the stairs which consisted of twenty thousand stone steps. Red stood up and brushed himself off after hitting the bottom. "Ow." =_=
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on April 11, 2010, 11:45:14 PM
Addy throws marshmallows at him too. >:3 Death by mallow!
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Red on April 12, 2010, 04:31:14 PM
Red died from Addy's lethal marshmallows and has a funeral attended by a herd a giraffes.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on April 13, 2010, 07:42:54 PM
>:3 Yes! Addy gathered her stale marshmallows to go wreak havoc on the rest of society, throwing them around maniacally, all throughout town.

"Wait!" she announced, "I must save some for smores!" She thought for a moment, "I'ma need some chocolate."
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Soloxius on April 14, 2010, 10:04:08 PM
Sol holds up a bar of chocolate from under a pile of marshmallows. "Bleh."
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on April 14, 2010, 10:20:51 PM
"AWWW! You gots some turkey basters toos??" Addy asks, as she starts playing with matches.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Soloxius on April 15, 2010, 12:40:28 AM
Sol made a negative-sounding grunt from the rapidly-melting pile of marshmallows.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on April 15, 2010, 06:27:28 PM
"Oh thats okay, I keep some on my at all times." she replied, "In my toaster!" she reached in her pocket, fulling out a toaster full of turkey basters. She pulled the lever down on the toaster, and the basters caught on fire. "Alas! SMORES!" she replied.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: wurm breeder on April 22, 2010, 11:09:12 AM
Having failed his attempt at a double make out session and now for covered with marshmallow flavoured marshmallows, Dobby's head went to Sonic perhaps to consume and absorb the green one's powers.

With his new body and old respect for the                              . Dobby grabbed it around the hilt bone and pulled it out while whistlin' dixie. He screamed "HRAKA HRAKA HRAKA" and threw the sword-o-ton at the fires of the turkey time basters? "Twenty times time is all you need!"!"!
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on April 25, 2010, 08:56:27 PM
"Oh no mah turkey basterssss!!" Addy calls, saddened, "Nawt mah turkey basterss!" She noms the smore. "How could you?"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
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Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on May 10, 2010, 07:43:44 PM
"LETS GO GOLFING! FOUR!" Addy yells, pulling out a golf club, and smacking the smores into the wall, making them stick to it. "YOU SHOULD ALL TAKE GOLF LESSONS FROM ME, I'M A PRO! YOU'LL GET A GOOD GROUNDING IN THE FUNDAMENTALS; ITS A GOOD INVESTMENT! RAWR!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Soloxius on May 11, 2010, 05:45:59 AM
"wat" Sol said from a rapidly-cooling pool of melted marshmallow.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on May 14, 2010, 06:47:50 PM
"I believe I was mocking a bot, the worst kind of bot; a SPAM BOT!!!" she says with narrowed eyes, before a pause of built up tension passed and she leaped up, "ITS ADVENTURE TIME! HURRY TO THE CHOCLATE COVERED CAMEL CAR!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on May 14, 2010, 07:24:32 PM
Omega quickly follows Addy, "Adventure time you say?! May I tag along?".
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on May 14, 2010, 07:42:54 PM
"Yes but we must hurry! AWAY WE GO!" And she sprouted wings and began to fly away.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on May 24, 2010, 11:38:38 AM
"Summon Cloud" Omega summoned his puffy whitish cloud, hopped on and floated behind the excited Addy. "Where are we headed to? :3", he asked.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on May 24, 2010, 03:29:40 PM
They flew to the magical land of cyclops candy trolls, where they met with the tallest scariest cyclops candy troll of all! His name was none other than... Drew.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on May 24, 2010, 03:39:04 PM
Omega shook in his white boots. "A-are you gonna maul us?! ;_;"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on May 29, 2010, 01:22:25 AM
Drew chewed on an oversized piece of gum and spit it out at our heroes, Addy and Omega, trapping them in the sticky pink gunk.

"Ewwww its slimmmyyy!" Addy explained, "And minty fresh, for a good clean feeling, no matter what." She grinned and her teeth sparkled,as a twinkle noise sounded.

((Orbit gum :>))
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Soloxius on May 29, 2010, 11:02:04 AM
Sol took a short stroll through the candy forest, home to Drew alone, the cyclops troll having driven out every other creature that dared to live in it.


Sol unwittingly set it ablaze simply by walking through it. "Oops."
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on May 29, 2010, 01:27:21 PM
"AHHHHH! MINTY FIRE!!! AHHHH! WE IS ALL GONNA DIEEEE!!!" Addy frantically yelled, "OH NOES!"

Drew escaped from the flames of the candy forest onto the chocolate coated mountains to harass the candy critters off his new home.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on July 15, 2010, 10:48:12 PM
Omega screams like a terrified little school girl. "I'll never get a chance to tell my spellbook I loved it," with that said a single tear rolls down from his left eye. He wishes to the gods that he didn't die by the fiery hands of flaming sticky gum.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on July 15, 2010, 10:52:59 PM
Addy tried burrowing through teh gum but nevah gawt free. "WAIZ CRUEL FAET! IF ONLEH THERE WAS ANOTHA WAY!" And it started raining. The gum loosened its hold and the fire went out.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on July 15, 2010, 11:44:58 PM
As the cool rain fell upon his head and soaked into the gum he slid from its grip. He then looked into the sky and cried some more, "thank the gods," he said to himself with a smile.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on July 15, 2010, 11:48:17 PM
"Aww soggy toast..." Addy sighed, as she help a piece of toast that the rain had drenched. "Ah well!" And she threw it in any which way; conveniently on Omega's face.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on July 16, 2010, 12:02:26 AM
Happily, because he hasn't eaten all day, ate the soggy toast with butter. He's only been eating cheeseburgers for the past week.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on July 16, 2010, 02:11:26 PM
"I CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGERS?!" The great mind reading LOLcat god from heavens asked, falling from the sky.
Addy stared at that cat for a long moment before going "ITS SO FLUFFY!" and pouncing it.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on July 16, 2010, 02:23:27 PM
Omega handed the LOLcat god a cheeseburger and ate one himself.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on July 17, 2010, 08:11:05 PM
Addy looked to her right.
>.>
Addy looked to her left.
<.<

The noises from Dora the Explorer where Swiper the Fox showed up started playing in the background as she slipped away into the forest, whilst Omega was distracted with the LOLcat fluffy god.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on July 19, 2010, 01:37:16 AM
Omega nomed away happily on his future-heartattack. The LOLcat fluffy god nomed away as well. Purring contently like a petted feline.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on July 19, 2010, 03:50:42 PM
Addy gathered together the critters of the forest for the final kawaii cewtness battle against her sworn enemy... They did intense training, complete with practice battles and bow tying, with just a bit of flower picking. :D Finally the day came, (a couple hours later the same day) where her kawaii army was prepared for the final showdown.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on July 19, 2010, 09:34:12 PM
At the same time Omega has left and went to his underground laboratory. He was working on some new spells and what not.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Soloxius on July 30, 2010, 10:43:13 PM
Sol sat amid the flames, trying to regain hold of his sanity.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on July 31, 2010, 10:46:00 AM
Omega researches some things from his Big Black Book of Dark Arts for Dummies. Spells like: Clone, Undeath to Death, Vampiric Touch and Wail of the Banshee. Learning all four spells with take an hour. He begins to work zealously.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on August 01, 2010, 01:58:33 AM
The critter army emerged in the masses over the horizon, heading straight for their sworn enemy, prepared to take him down with everything they had. They arrived, organized in lines, marching side by side, at the location of Omega, before making their attack, stampeding over his stuff and eating his noms.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on August 01, 2010, 07:45:49 PM
A sharp chill creeps up his spine. He only feels this when he's fighting or- Omega quickly grabs his Dark Warhammer and runs out the door. He forgot to equip his new spells, although he wouldn't be able to use them away. He only have 20 minutes to study them in depth. Then another chill creeps up his spine, it's just as sharp as the last one. "Those blasted animals are eating my noms again! I know it!," he shouts to himself as he run out of his underground bunker's corridor and into his backyard. He runs full steam towards his house; hand gripped tight on his warhammer and teeth gritted in rage.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on August 01, 2010, 08:27:20 PM
Teh meese army met with the deers and surrounded Omega, turning their horns towards him aggressively.

Meanwhile, pigeons flew over his home leaving their droppings behind.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on August 06, 2010, 09:12:42 PM
Omega rages, "gotdang Pidgeons! And these darn meese and deer have to go! D:<" He attack them all, knocking them off his property with his elegant earth bending.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on August 07, 2010, 01:42:08 AM
A little bunny hopped up to Omega, sniffling at his feet, staring up at him with big eyes.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on August 07, 2010, 10:46:53 AM
Omega stared into the bunneh's big eyes, "Iz sorreh little buneh..." And knocked eet away with earth bending. >:3
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on August 09, 2010, 01:05:40 AM
And Omega made the bunny cry. What a horrible person.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Soloxius on September 14, 2010, 04:57:37 PM
Sol flew into an unstoppable rage over da bunny crying. "WHY ARE YOU CRYING, WHO DID THIS?!?" he roared.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Flashwerewolf on September 15, 2010, 10:50:34 AM
*fw looks around with his many spidery eyes at the group of strange and delicious looking creatures*


"uh oh"


*his stomach finished digesting his last meal and his throat began spasming as it prepaired to excreete the undeeded bones*




*BLARGF, all the bones spew out with a bit of bile, on no one inparticular*
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on September 15, 2010, 11:49:39 PM
Addy looked at Sol and just as she was about to respond when bones and bile were spat to the ground, "Ehehehehheeh, eww... gross..." she snickered.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Flashwerewolf on September 16, 2010, 05:19:55 AM
*happily clicking his mandibles, he mumbles to himself "must find more zebras" *
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on September 16, 2010, 05:22:42 PM
"And cupcakes!" Addy chirped in, "Or zebra stripe designed cupcakes... that we can feed to the zebras you find!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Soloxius on October 19, 2010, 02:39:19 PM
"ZEBRA CAKES, WHERE" Sol said excitedly.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on October 19, 2010, 10:22:59 PM
"In the African Savannah~!" Addy answered
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 20, 2010, 12:56:00 AM
"I'll settle for a zebra pie, extra rare." he chirps, as he makes his way down from the tree tops to the thicket below.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Soloxius on October 20, 2010, 02:15:28 PM
Sol runs around in circles trying to find the zebra cakes.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on October 21, 2010, 07:15:54 AM
A zebra in a fancy tuxedo with a little red bow tie and a top hat approaches Sol, a monacle in one eye, a piece of cake in one hand. "Spot on, jolly good day chap," The Zebra said handing Sol the cake.


"ISH MISTAH TOOSHTOOSH-MAGOOGLE-FEEFLE!"Addy exclaimed, "The classiest zebra in all the land :3"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Soloxius on October 23, 2010, 12:45:39 AM
Sol ravenously eats the cake. Tears stream down his face as he cries with happiness.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 01, 2011, 09:54:56 PM
(lol at Sol and Addy's posts :3)
Omega looks at this zebra in shock, "that zebra owns me some heavy gold coins!" He equips his dark warhammer and his eyes glow dark purple. The end is nigh for that zebra...
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 01, 2011, 10:22:01 PM
Addy looked at her brother knowingly, running and hugging the zebra, "DUN YEW HURT MAH ZEEEEE BRO YOU FIEND!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 02, 2011, 06:12:54 PM
Omega is shocked again at the actions of his sister, "but he owns me moneys! He single handed robbed my bank account of at the Big Bank of 4M Central! How the heck am I gonna get all that back?!" He then turns his attention back to the zeeebro.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 05, 2011, 12:07:02 PM
"... I unno.. But teh zeebro is nawt at fault..." Addy nodded.

"I concur," said Mister TooshToosh-Magoogle-Feefle, the classiest zebro in all the land. "I cannot be held accountable for my own actions."
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: ChickanBone on February 06, 2011, 02:26:06 PM
Furgosen De Bladderfooshten arose from the dead and caught the ball flying at him, he was comforted by the on passing stares that people didn't give him.

"What a great day to do something."

He began to cry and remembered that He himself -Furgosen De Bladderfooshten- was Molten Lava's son and prince of the throne to Alderoth.

The forgotten realms of Hades..

"Friends, allies, zeebros COME with me we must save the Molten Mastic-ore from burning in the fires of Mount Hades"

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten let his hand out for others to follow on his horse that had a killer tatoo of a Taco/Reindeer/Dandruff BEAST WARRIOR -HELL YEAH-!!!!!!!
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 06, 2011, 03:07:24 PM
Furgosen De Bladderfooshten arose from the dead and caught the ball flying at him, he was comforted by the on passing stares that people didn't give him.

"What a great day to do something."

He began to cry and remembered that He himself -Furgosen De Bladderfooshten- was Molten Lava's son and prince of the throne to Alderoth.

The forgotten realms of Hades..

"Friends, allies, zeebros COME with me we must save the Molten Mastic-ore from burning in the fires of Mount Hades"

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten let his hand out for others to follow on his horse that had a killer tatoo of a Taco/Reindeer/Dandruff BEAST WARRIOR -HELL YEAH-!!!!!!!

(*claps* I brolove you Chickan. C:)

"I say accompany you Furgosen! I'll do anything to get away from that thief of a zeebro!" Omega proclaimed. He then shouts out randomly in an old ancient language "Blarg, honk, rawr, woof!" Then from the earth a skeleton-like horse bursts from it and lands beside Omega. He climbs onto the saddle of the horse and takes its reigns in his hands. "Iz ready... let's ride! >:3"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: ChickanBone on February 06, 2011, 03:26:14 PM
-As I do to you-
Furgosen De Bladderfooshten relived his past childhood and sold a gallon of milk to a passing Turkish man.

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten assumed everyone was ready and he somehow carried each of the people into a wagon connected to his Dolphin Mobile.

"ON TO THE GLORIOUS WORLD OF MCDONALDS!!!!!!!" Furgosen De Bladderfooshten whispered trying not to awake the guards around him.

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten throws the wrench he caught from earlier.

"So let's go save my Steel Sadle from utter damnation ONWARD!"

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten plowed the fields with his Dolphin Tractor getting an early harvest done before winter.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 06, 2011, 03:51:16 PM
xD

Addy looked at him questioningly, "Who teh hecks be yew, dead guy?"

The zeebro nodded at a chance to escape Omega's wrath, "Don't question him, Addy, he is obviously in need of our help! Time is of the essence!"

Addy tilted her head, "Ya'll be crazeh sillies... But OTAY! ADVENTURE!!!" And she agreed to go.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: ChickanBone on February 06, 2011, 07:03:10 PM
With the CRACK of his whip and the sing of his hum Santa Claus had lifted them up through the sky and into the wild..

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten started,"so where do you guys come fro-" The sled began to shake and rattle.

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten yelled, "This is the perfect time for us to make some lego soup!"
He started at the kettle and brewed himself a few fries in the portable greese trap.

"WHO WANTS FROG LEGS??"

The skies grew dark this could mean good... or something bad... maybe even good.. or neither!
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: TwitchLord on February 06, 2011, 11:12:10 PM
i do, john the mail man bursts out from inside of one of santas raindeer and made sure it was vixen. howdy do peeple im here tah steal your pide and dignity and make stuffed horses and mouse traps. looks at chickan, your filthy and you completely disgust me but, thats what turns me on
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 07, 2011, 05:45:08 PM
xD

Omega pours himself some lego soup into a cup. He is surprised at that fact that Furgosen can somehow use his powers to make everyone fly. Never-the-less, Omega just kept eating his warm lego soup! It was quite crunchy!
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 07, 2011, 06:07:54 PM
Addy nommed on some legos, "SO PLASTICKEH!" she announced jumping around. "IS HE DIED?" She looked at Vixen, as the newcomer emerged, throwing a fried frog leg at Omega when he wasn't looking, "ITS LEIK KFC IF KFC MADE FROG INSTEAD OF CHICKEN. Then it would be KFF... FROG DRUMSTICKS FOR ALLLL~!" And she threw a bucket of KFF in the air, letting it spill behind them as they flew.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 07, 2011, 06:57:16 PM
Omega looked behind him as he saw all the KFF fly away. He turned back to his plastic soup and cried silently into it. "KFF... you left without saying 'goodbye'... ;_;"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 08, 2011, 01:22:34 AM
"Frogs or more rude than chickens, that's why KFC is global and KFF is only in France. Everyone likes chickens!" Addy answered, throwing her empty bowl off the side of the sled. She waited impatiently, for a whole five seconds, before groaning, "ARE WE THERE YET?" She would proceed in this fashion, every passing five seconds.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: ChickanBone on February 08, 2011, 06:08:41 PM
And yes Addy did have very nice fashion.

The skies dimmed and a tornado came from below tearing them to bits.

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten yelled," HURRY GRAB ONTO SOMETHIN OR WE GONNA DIE???"

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten grabbed onto a kite that a hairy man was kiteing from below.

"AHHHhhhhhh!!" he took a bite of a KFF frog leg.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 09, 2011, 03:06:26 PM
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!" Addy giggled as the tornado whipped them in violent circles, until she felt sick, "MAEK EET STUP!" as she tried to swim through the air towards a random bunny shaped hot air balloon, that was conveniently tornado proof. She clung to the basket, sighing "Am safe now." And she scurried into the basket, covering herself in a blanket, "Nap time." And went to sleep, careless of whatever else was happening.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 09, 2011, 04:06:12 PM
Lucky Omega had used the spell fall like a feather. So he fell like a... feather. :>
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: ChickanBone on February 09, 2011, 04:32:38 PM
Everyone hit the roof of a Farm House...

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten stood and realized that he was no ordinary person rather he was a Gang Green Pirate Soldier...

"Guys we can lift this Farm House there is no problem to it! Trust me I know!!"

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten started grabbing at the Farm House!

"Help ME~!!!!!!!!" Furgosen De Bladderfooshten pulled and pulled and pulled but it didn't budge..

A raindrop fell..

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten shouted, "HURRY BEFORE THE RAIN STARTS!?!?!?"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 09, 2011, 07:23:45 PM
"Furgosen get inside the farm house before the rain falls!" Omega says as he kicks down the front door. Inside there is one humanoid pig. The animal look back at Omega in shock then become angry. He smiles, "fool! You know not what you are doing!"

(lol I'm switching stuff up, I even have a homemade mechanics guide! :D)
I roll 1D6 to see if I attack first... I get a 1, fail. I need a 4 or higher. The animals can attack first. Lucky they are all level 1's, while I'm a strong level 10. My current HP is 200 and my MP is a strong 200 as well. I have a Dark Warhammer +5 that gives me +5 additional damage to the enemy. My skills are

The Pig is level 1 with 100 HP and 100 MP
abilities are:

The pig rolls 2D6, get a 2 and a 2. Resulting damage is 4. My current HP is 196.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: ChickanBone on February 10, 2011, 02:04:08 AM
Furgosen De Bladderfooshten forks over the Raw Slab of Stakes to Addy and Omega..

"This looks like dirty work luckily I brought my shower with me!"

Furgosen De Bladderfooshten wipes his mouth and the dribble from his neck.. The pigs fall over from Omega Addy and Furgosen's beautiful minds...

Harrison Ford arrives to help..

"HARRISON FORD!?!?" Furgosen De Bladderfooshten chanted?
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 10, 2011, 02:10:38 AM
Addy stares in confusion. "OH GAWD WHAT ISH GOIN ON? OMEGA IS MAKIN BACON?! I wanna bacon burger~"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 10, 2011, 05:14:54 PM
Omega roll 1D6 and get a 4, the pig is slain. Then the young mage-plainsman proceed to start making bacon with the pig on his, now their new stove. "Anyone want some bacon? :v"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 10, 2011, 10:26:59 PM
"Bunny wants bacon." Addy replied, setting beside Omega, as a crash of thunder struck and the earth quaked. "It's raining, it's pouring, Animebone is snoring~!"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: ChickanBone on February 10, 2011, 10:28:02 PM
"I don't eat pasta!" Furgosen De Bladderfooshten built a wall from the world!
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: TwitchLord on February 11, 2011, 02:31:46 PM
John the mailmain wakes up from his name on the moon and jumps to earth rocketing downward like a comet almost hitting harrison and would have if he had not stopped it with one hand. "bacon we dont need no stinking bacon"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 11, 2011, 09:52:12 PM
John the mailmain wakes up from his name on the moon and jumps to earth rocketing downward like a comet almost hitting harrison and would have if he had not stopped it with one hand. "bacon we dont need no stinking bacon"
(nap*)

Omega gives Addeh some bacon and then looks at John, "you fool."
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 12, 2011, 04:49:23 AM
Addy slaps him in the face with a greasy strip of bacon, "BAKE-IN BACON!" She noms on it, until it's all gone. "Omnomnomnomnomnom"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 12, 2011, 02:13:56 PM
Looks at Addeh with this expression '>:c'. Then heads outside and casts a 'protective aura' that keeps the rain from soaking him and getting in his eyes. He carefully walks around to the back of the Farm House to see if he can find a chicken coop.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 13, 2011, 04:26:36 PM
Addy begins jumping in mud puddles, as she stumbled upon a crazy looking cow. She stares the cow down, before lunging at it, epic music playing in the background from an unknown source; "It has been a while, my arch nemesis." She tells the cow.

"Moo..." The cow answers.

"Moo indeed, cow. Moo indeed." she nodded, "But moo does not change the fact that I have a score to settle with you."

"Moo!" The cow answers.

Thunder crashes. In the darkness Addy manages to sneak up on the cow and tips it over. "THAT'S CALLED COW TIPPING! HAR HAR HAR!" The cow laid in the mud.

"Moo."
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 16, 2011, 09:47:39 PM
(xD)

Omega stops dead in his footsteps. He was surprised to not find a chicken coop, but a chicken pen! "o_o What the wrap are these creatures?!" Inside the rotten wooden fencing are 4 large mutant like birds!
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 16, 2011, 11:09:47 PM
Addy tried brushing the mud off her face, but her hands were muddy from the battle with the cow, smearing more mud all over. She thought for a moment... "I've got it!" And she rolled around in the mud, "Now I'm a brown bunny, is all."

She squished through the mud to Omega, "Brother, I've defeated that crazy co-... What are those things?"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 17, 2011, 05:32:51 PM
While still keeping eyes on the mutant chickens he whispers over to Addy, "good job on the cows, they were eying me funny earlier. Also these are mutant chickens, I read about them before in 4M's Bestiary, but I never thought they actually existed." Omega slowly reaches for this Warhammer and the chickens eye him closely. "I'm going to have me some fried chicken one way or another..." he thought to himself while grabbing the Warhammer by its bandaged handle.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 17, 2011, 06:42:17 PM
(XD Oh racism.)

Addy cowered, "They be some creeper chickens if I ever saw some creeper chickens before.. Careful bro... I hear they go straight for the eyes, to blind you, then right for the throat for the final blow..."
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 18, 2011, 10:41:21 PM
Omega nods, "It's battle time!" In a mad dash he hops the fence, rushes the first chicken and bashes it with his Dark Warhammer. Omega waits to see if the chicken emits dark energy, but he sees no aura. "Curses, it could have killed him faster!" he comments as he watches the chicken stumble to ground trying to get up. Apparently it's right hip is shattered and Omega is mad.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 18, 2011, 10:44:09 PM
"You mad, bro?" Addy asks watching the battle, eating popcorn.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 18, 2011, 10:47:09 PM
Omega charges the second chicken hold his Warhammer above his head ready to [hulk] smash more mutants, "Iz mad! Arrrggghhh!" Omega shouts. He leaps into the air, about 26 inches and drop kicks the chicken. While it stumbles backwards, he slams the darken purple metal into the bird's side. Effectively crushing its left wing and probably fracturing some ribs.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 19, 2011, 06:35:25 PM
Meanwhile in Addy's mind:

'Do mutant chickens taste as good as regular chickens? Hmm... Hehe a teenage mutant ninja turtle could make one BIG pot of turtle soup... Eww poor turtles... I love turtles. They're so turtley... I wish I had a shell like a turtle... I could be BUNNEH TURTLE....! *we rords echo through her mind epically* Yeah that would be amazing. Almost as amazing as a double rainbow! Maybe I'll see a double rainbow in the morning; it is raining after all... I like the rain! I should splash through the puddles!'

She just stares ahead in a daze lost in her own random thoughts.
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Omega on February 20, 2011, 12:11:33 PM
By the time Addy finish her mental sidebar, Omega had already killed all the mutant chickens, started a multiples and had their tasty bodies skewered over an open flame. Omega's expression: |:). For me knew he had done a great deed this day: genocide on a possible violent race. "Well, I hope you like grilled chicken sistur. Also I'll wrap up the leftover chicken that we didn't eat and save it for later. :3"
Title: Re: MAHO DIABLO.
Post by: Adelaide on February 26, 2011, 05:26:36 AM
"I can has legs?" She asked trailing behind her brother, "They are my favorite part."