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Title: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
Post by: Wesker on December 08, 2010, 08:38:15 PM
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on December 08, 2010, 09:17:49 PM
Like in Clash of the Titans!
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Post by: Adelaide on December 08, 2010, 09:59:28 PM
Finding two worms in your apple!

Also. Ew.
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Post by: kinjo on December 09, 2010, 11:31:47 AM
Eating the worm, then getting worms.
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Post by: Adelaide on December 09, 2010, 01:37:09 PM
Ewwww

WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7?!?!

7 ATE 9!
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Post by: Wesker on December 09, 2010, 04:27:28 PM
No, Addy, numbers are not sentient and thus do not have any emotion whatsoever. [jumping]



what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?

we are both lawyers
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Post by: Adelaide on December 09, 2010, 05:39:09 PM
o.o thats a bad joke
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Post by: kinjo on December 09, 2010, 06:47:02 PM
lol, i thought it was funny!
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Post by: Adelaide on December 10, 2010, 08:25:34 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs280.snc3/28174_391203714077_35245929077_3797924_4692764_n.jpg)

"Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead."
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Post by: kinjo on December 11, 2010, 07:17:25 AM
SQUIRREL!!
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Post by: Adelaide on December 11, 2010, 11:44:13 AM
<3 Dug!
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Post by: kinjo on December 12, 2010, 02:36:26 PM
best part of the movie
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Post by: Wesker on December 12, 2010, 04:37:59 PM
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
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Post by: kinjo on December 13, 2010, 11:20:58 AM
wait... WHAT?!?!
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Post by: Adelaide on December 13, 2010, 07:00:04 PM
o.o that joke isnt funny either D;
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Post by: kinjo on December 13, 2010, 07:04:49 PM
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

























el-if-i-no
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Post by: Adelaide on December 13, 2010, 07:06:02 PM
XD that one is really good! I told my brother it :3
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Post by: kinjo on December 14, 2010, 06:05:18 AM
yay!!!!
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Post by: Adelaide on December 27, 2010, 09:52:15 PM
Read this on FB today:

Blonde: Look! You can get a laptop here for four dollars!
Brunette: What?
Blonde: Yeah! And it's even big!
Brunette: We're at McDonald's. They don't sell computers.
Blonde: Yes they do! Check the menu! Big Mac - $4.
Brunette: ........
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Post by: kinjo on December 28, 2010, 05:43:36 AM
haha nice one! i chuckled
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on December 28, 2010, 05:47:46 AM
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VILrWeO5QYs
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Post by: Adelaide on December 28, 2010, 05:57:58 AM
AHAH XD That is amazing. That seagull has skills
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Post by: kinjo on January 02, 2011, 08:17:57 AM
i remember this! greatness, there is a animated gif on it too