Ohi.
And no, trust me. After ... I want to say 9 years..? Of being on the internet, I've found that there are indeed many beautiful women on the interwebs. It's like a game; you must separate the men from the women, and then futher still, the tarps from the real girls - Boiling down then to the beautiful ones, somewhat-beautiful ones, and... Well, we don't go down the list any further.
At any rate, I'm the 4M's official tl;dr poster. I post in massive paragraphs that frighten people and usually kill many fun conversations.
... Well, not really, I try to avoid that.
Welcome. I am Sir Whales.