Thanks for those exceptional reports, Addy and fw. That's right, if you have ANY knowledge of the whereabouts of BD, dial 1-800-4M-ROCKS. The fee is $6.50 per minute and the operator tends to be high most of the time.
Today, a camera operator here at 4MBC-10 was hospitalized due to severe injuries to the spine and testicles. The man was very foolish after dropping a camera and caused your beloved news reporter to jump over the desk and begin repeatedly kicking him in the groin. If he knows what's good for him, he'll be released from the hospital next month.
We are now going live to Animebone with a traffic report in west Texas!