So I was minding my business in the coffee shop, standing at the front counter when a REALLY tall man in a tight gray zip-hoodie and a puffy gray girl's hat w/ tiny backpack comes up and, in a strange deep throaty yet soft voice, says "Hi, I'll have a coffee with soy milk." Strange order, but I thought nothing of it. I prepare the coffee behind me and grab the soy milk carton. I then move back to the front counter, and plant the coffee/milk and what do I see--a bulge in a black Unitard.
Trying as hard as I can to hold back the laughs, I charge him and give him his receipt and he goes to a table in the cafe area, seeing that the back of the unitard is skin-tight against his hindquarters. I belt out an enourmous bowl of laughter and my friend from grocery, who saw the man as well, does the same.
I mentioned this fella to front desk, asking if it violates the store dress code. Apparently not.