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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #60 on: August 18, 2009, 11:57:42 PM »
I WANT A FROSTIE.
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Shin's the perverted hero, he wouldnt stoop to that level.

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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #61 on: August 18, 2009, 11:58:27 PM »
Eh, who gives a damn. My wife does that to me every day, the whore. All she ever does is steal from me and screw my lawyer. Eh, I'll just have an expose` on that whore next week. Take her down a peg.

Now how long is that camera setup gonna take, Shin?
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« Reply #62 on: August 18, 2009, 11:58:32 PM »
UMM PHIL, I BELEAVE THEY HAVE SOULS THERE. GET ME A FEW.
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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #63 on: August 19, 2009, 12:00:47 AM »
Eh, who gives a damn. My wife does that to me every day, the whore. All she ever does is steal from me and screw my lawyer. Eh, I'll just have an expose` on that whore next week. Take her down a peg.

Now how long is that camera setup gonna take, Shin?

WHEN THE CAMERA STANDS UP.

BUT WE'RE LIVE.

BACK TO YOU WESKER.
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Shin's the perverted hero, he wouldnt stoop to that level.

omegadoomslayer (7:36:13 PM): You, Pryce and Whales are the Trio of Terrible

Cewt Addy Bunny (3:38:58 PM): You are a ­di­­ck.
frashprince55 (3:39:12 PM): Why thank you.

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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #64 on: August 19, 2009, 12:02:27 AM »
(( is already long gone))
*He makes it back to where the phone booth was but now there is a sheep*

Hello sheep, are you taco bell? Here i want a gordita, icecream and a mexican pizza.
* he feeds the sheep the hundred dollars and the sheep BLEATS REALLY LOUDLY THEN quietly stops.*
I better take you back so you can give us our meals, sheep!
*he begins walking the sheep back to the studio*

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« Reply #65 on: August 19, 2009, 12:04:13 AM »
I have a strange feeling that FW is crazy now.
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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #66 on: August 19, 2009, 12:05:09 AM »
*he steps over a fallen wall, guiding the sheep in front of the camera.*
Hokay guys! The food and ice cream is here! TADA!!
*FW smiles happily for a job well done*

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« Reply #67 on: August 19, 2009, 12:06:06 AM »
OH, DEAR! *stacks papers* We're back! Due to a certain jaggoff in the studio, we here at 4M News have been suffering in charitable issues. We are now accepting all donations to help keep this studio up and running. With your help, you'll be able to continue getting the best news from your favorite dysfunctional.......what's that....I....I smell......GORDITA! FLASHWEREWOLF! *hops over desk and runs off screen*
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« Reply #68 on: August 19, 2009, 12:06:33 AM »
*he steps over a fallen wall, guiding the sheep in front of the camera.*
Hokay guys! The food and ice cream is here! TADA!!
*FW smiles happily for a job well done*

Yep, he is  [cen] in crazy.
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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #69 on: August 19, 2009, 12:08:59 AM »
o.o OH NOES! WE IS LIVE~! BD CUSSED OVER NATIONAL TELEVISIONS! WE ARE SO SUED!
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« Reply #70 on: August 19, 2009, 12:09:46 AM »
Don't worry, the camera is not even turned on. Shin turned it off when he fell down.
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« Reply #71 on: August 19, 2009, 12:10:18 AM »
o.o Gawd...we really are dysfunctional.
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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #72 on: August 19, 2009, 12:14:18 AM »
*plugs back in camera, munches on gordita at the desk* Ugm, weg're bagk. *chew chew* You people can goh ahedd and donegt thatt munnhy to us at 1-800-4M-ROCKS. *swallow* In related news, the rate of insurance has gone up for Gundam insurance as of this evening. To make sure your home is protected from damage by Gundams, go to 4m4life.com for all answers.
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Offline Flashwerewolf

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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #73 on: August 19, 2009, 12:14:43 AM »
*eight shiny thin black legs begin to poke thru FW's clothes as he begins developing poison glands and sharp dagger like fangs. His eyes split four times taking over where his nose was and his body swells until he is a segmented orb with tufts of grey mange.

Wwee aarree hhuunnggrryy ffoorr tthhee ffeeaasstt wwee ssppiinnss tthhee wweebbss ttoo ssnnaarree tthhee wweeee sshheeeeppyy-llaadd!

*and with that he begins stabbing the sheep with his feet, blood splish splashing as he removes the organs from the living sheep. Once he removed them all, he gently bundles them up with his sticky silk and attaches them to his underbelly. Feasting on the sheep hide, he nibbles and burps with glee, constantly looking around at the others, he is so happy today.the day of the feast*

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« Reply #74 on: August 19, 2009, 12:16:46 AM »
JESUS CHRIST! I AM DEATH AND EVEN THIS MADE ME SHIT MY PANTS. well, if I  had eather of the two.
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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #75 on: August 19, 2009, 12:17:28 AM »
I reccommend goat insurance too. Just don't ask Californian correspondant FW.
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« Reply #76 on: August 19, 2009, 12:18:59 AM »
Wwee ssaavveess tthhee sshheeeeppyy oorrggaannss ffoorr rreepprroodduuccttiivvee ttaasskkss, wwee ddoo!!
*his eyes blink one after the other*

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« Reply #77 on: August 19, 2009, 12:20:12 AM »
Adelaide, remind me not to get fw to do that segment on the shortage of farms in the US.
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« Reply #78 on: August 19, 2009, 12:20:28 AM »
Wait, there can be MORE of you? *reaches for sythe*.
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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #79 on: August 19, 2009, 12:23:28 AM »
Ahem... In other news, 4M News is a proud sponsor of the Save A Bunny foundation, which recently managed to save tons of bunnies from natural disaster, and is now adopting them out to loving homes. Visit SaveABunny.com for further information.

Currently, BD, along with many other members of the public are raging over the current spider predicament. Can this problem be solved? 4M News has the answer. Really big feet with really big boots, and perhaps even a sythe.
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