actually, no I won't... It took me time, as well as it took other 4Mers time, to reach 4M Master, and along the way I had lotsa lulz and made lotsa buddies... all you've been caring about is reaching 4M Master, and for that, you have instead made a lot of 4Mers angry with you, over posted, lost them in their own topics, and tried to rank high way faster than you should have.
You actually need to take it down a notch, and focus on the big picture, which is enjoying 4M instead of just wanting a high ranking. You don't get many lulz, because you post short lame little posts that annoy us, and you post too much at once. I advise taking it down a little, and letting yourself rank as it comes... honestly, i didn't even notice when I turned 4M Master, because I don't typically pay attention to that part of 4M