Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: kinjo on January 24, 2011, 09:51:34 PM
Title: Man Calls Police On Naked Woman Who Joined Him Bed.
Post by: kinjo on January 24, 2011, 09:51:34 PM
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VICTORIA, British Columbia, Jan. 18 (UPI) — A Canadian bachelor on Vancouver Island didn’t appreciate a naked woman he’d never met waking him up and sliding into his bed, police said.
The unidentified man called police to report the mystery visit around 3:20 a.m. Saturday, the QMI Agency reported Tuesday.
The Victoria Police blog said the man reported “a woman came into his bedroom, promptly disrobed, slid into the bed next to him and fell asleep,” the blog said.
When officers arrived, they found the woman still asleep and “quite intoxicated,” the report said.
Looking for identification in a purse lying amid the pile of her clothes beside the bed, they determined she lived in the same building, but on another floor.
She was taken into custody to sober up, but not charged, the report said.
There was no indication why her key fit someone else’s lock in the same building.
I know some 4M'ers will be like 'Doh, I've been waiting for a similar chance all my life' *cough* tkoold *cough*
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Post by: Adelaide on January 24, 2011, 10:10:59 PM
XD wow I would be so embarrassed oh gewdness
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Post by: Wesker on January 24, 2011, 10:23:19 PM
This reminds me of a story of a man who in Sweden who was asleep in his bed and woke up to find a woman giving him oral sex. He promptly called authorities.
George Carlin made a similar joke years prior: "Here's something you've never heard anyone say before-- 'Stop sucking my flower power or I'll call the police!'"
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on January 25, 2011, 04:25:48 AM
Thats like that article a few years back whena swedish dude charged a lady with rapeing him at a party...AND WON IN COURT!
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Post by: Wesker on January 25, 2011, 06:29:09 AM
Those crazy swedes....
...and yes, a woman can rape a man. And it will hurt. A lot.
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Post by: kinjo on January 25, 2011, 06:42:42 AM
for weeks! lol
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on January 25, 2011, 06:53:19 AM
>Who Joined Him Bed.
nice grammar
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Post by: kinjo on January 26, 2011, 08:11:17 AM
there r no rules on the 4m 4 grammer or spelling!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Adelaide on January 26, 2011, 01:19:25 PM
:3 Yeah we're allowed to feed the trolls on 4M
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Post by: Tomp45 on January 26, 2011, 01:58:38 PM
The woman turned out to be a zombie. The authorities shot her in the head.
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Post by: kinjo on January 26, 2011, 06:49:57 PM
Did the infection start with her? Or are there other zombies out there?!!?!?! [zom]
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Post by: Adelaide on January 27, 2011, 06:35:46 AM
>:3 *lurks in the shadows*
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Post by: kinjo on January 27, 2011, 09:06:06 AM
my question has been answered :)
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Post by: Adelaide on January 27, 2011, 09:40:54 AM
>:3 ZombieBunny is waiting to infect
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on January 27, 2011, 02:19:47 PM
The dude is probably infected
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Post by: Tomp45 on January 27, 2011, 07:53:14 PM
Oh sorry, turns out she just had swine flu.
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Post by: Adelaide on January 28, 2011, 05:03:04 AM
But he was a zombie the whole time
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Post by: kinjo on January 28, 2011, 06:48:52 AM
zombies sleep in beds?
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Post by: Adelaide on January 28, 2011, 08:41:55 AM
Of course they arent vampires silly :3
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Post by: kinjo on January 28, 2011, 09:56:12 PM