Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: tkoold on June 11, 2008, 02:43:12 AM
Title: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tkoold on June 11, 2008, 02:43:12 AM
NO!, NO YOU CANT make this $hit UP, [sailor2] [2g1c] [assdance]
OK So Lauren this girl ive Known for like since i was in 10th grade, and was good friends with and even dated for like 3 years and such... but things have cooled off the last year or so, about 2 days Ago, My cousin Jenny Told me that i had to call Lauren, and then when i Called lauren she told me i had to come over so that she could tell me somthing and that she really wanted me over there and that it was INPORTANT....
So... General thoughts are,
A. Shes Pregnant which would Not be possible cuz i dont get laid... B. Shes going to move away C. Shes having to undergo some inportant surgery or D. She won the Lottery
And if i heard nothing less, i was going to be a little ticked and know it was not so inportant.
Well SO i get over to her house that day, and we sit down in her Living Room,
AND SHe tells me, THAT SHE has been metero Sexual her whole life, and going to undergo a Sex change and have her Breasts removed and testosterone pumped into her so somthing will grow down there!!!!!! [shutup]
GAWD [cen] -IN DAMNIT!!! [sailor2] no matter what thats the last thing a Guy ever wants to hear, and sadly i was like her most inportant friend so she [cen] IN felt like she had to [cen] in tell me that SHIT [shutup]
but i tell ya it was Hella funny i cant stop Laughin i mean anytime i need to cool down or ROFL i just have to think about that shit [giggity]
and like just when i thought nothing in my life was going to top my college years where i went out with this one girl, i was gonna goto her house and may have even ended up getting laid.. But instead she dumped me for another girl (the girl i was dating was BI and i lost to a lesbo)
but no... at my age 26.. i think what happened 2 days ago is [cen] IN STUPID hilarious
dangit only 14 more years someone has to find a way to keep me from being like this [ronery] when im 40..
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on June 11, 2008, 03:02:53 AM
See if you can give her her 'one last go' as a chick. [2eye]
And why would you think someone would win the Lottery?
But of course these are not my true feelings of the matter at hand. I am too far foreign to the events and players of this dance to offer any relevant feedback.
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tkoold on June 11, 2008, 03:06:47 AM
And why would you think someone would win the Lottery?
Because Stupider things have happened, Just like how the Goverment is covering the cost of her surgery... [tomp]
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on June 11, 2008, 03:08:44 AM
Is there a website that shows all the surgeries that the government will pay for?
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tkoold on June 11, 2008, 03:12:52 AM
well its rare, but first you have to understand, this girl, is already recieving social Security, due to mental disablilites and those disabilities qualified her to recieve medically nessesary care, and since doctors have Deamed that she is a person in a Womans body who has Y cromisones unlike normal women comprised of X cromisones, hense the term MeteroSexual, this operation is deamed by the goverment as "nessesary care"
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on June 11, 2008, 03:18:53 AM
I still think theres a list the government has that if someone got it they could play with science.
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tkoold on June 11, 2008, 03:20:56 AM
yeah when in doubt ask Moulder and skully
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on June 11, 2008, 03:22:25 AM
Oh, they know...
We Need X Files smiles...
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tkoold on June 11, 2008, 03:23:14 AM
espeshaly of Skully, Her Strawberry blond hair and Green eyes allways made me go Squirt...
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on June 11, 2008, 03:27:07 AM
I have a sweet gothic themed photo of her. It has loads of cleavage. [sarcasm]
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tkoold on June 11, 2008, 03:35:55 AM
SHOW ME SHOW ME! [taz]
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on June 11, 2008, 03:45:20 AM
Its on my broken laptop. [fail]
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kinjo on June 11, 2008, 08:23:12 AM
wow, no wonder why she never did you
well, now shes going to be one of your guy friends and you can goto strip clubs with her [pac] hang out, drink beer
i always thought you might of married her i mean the benifits
1. free governmnet money (live like a king) 2. other men wouldnt try to steal her 3. she watches cartoons/anime
but i guess now, she will be a dude
time to move on and find a new girl best friend (non-releated to you)
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tkoold on June 12, 2008, 04:36:20 AM
Meh.. some how i always new it was not worth it or that somthin was Up if anything it makes it that much easier to Never talk to IT again [fail]
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on June 12, 2008, 06:03:15 PM
i agree with kinjo and FW you messed up big time [fail]
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tkoold on June 13, 2008, 02:21:04 AM
Lol i Did?
Would you sleep with IT? [sailor2]
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kinjo on June 13, 2008, 07:56:49 AM
she did kinda look like a lesbian, i mean only lesbian women have mullets
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: black death on June 13, 2008, 12:06:06 PM
lol
tkoold, it's still not gay until she goes for that surgery.
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Whalesdude on June 13, 2008, 05:01:07 PM
...
I have no idea what to say.
Title: Re: So... KINJO YOUR GONNA DIE LAUGHING OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on June 13, 2008, 05:06:34 PM