Jurrasic Park: Dinos on the loose, better get on that plane.
I didn't know Jurassic Park had a book!! :o
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on April 17, 2010, 01:13:43 AM
it was a book before there was a movie [nyoro~n]
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Post by: kinjo on April 17, 2010, 12:14:05 PM
Harry Potter: Emotional nerds doing the same things over and over.
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Post by: Adelaide on April 17, 2010, 12:55:35 PM
Twilight: A lame emo chick falling in love with a lame sparkly vampire.
New Moon: That same lame emo chick falling in love with a lame werewolf, and deciding whether she prefers beatiality or necrophilia. (<- i read the second half of that sentence somewhere else, but it fits well)
Eclipse: Does this series get any lamer?
Breaking Dawn: Didn't even waste my time reading it.
^- Can you tell I don't like the book series??
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Post by: bloo-apple on April 17, 2010, 10:58:56 PM
I like how you added sparkly to the vampire. I thought it was kind of cool, until I was dragged to the movie and saw what they meant. Stupid.
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Post by: Wesker on April 18, 2010, 08:50:26 AM
Jaws: Shark antagonizes a friendly island; dies drowning.
Mr. Majestyk: Hitman picks on the wrong melon farmer; gets his keister handed to him.
War & Peace: Russians fight a war, then have peace, or something like that.
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Post by: Adelaide on April 18, 2010, 07:40:12 PM
xD I love the "or something like that" part
Animal Farm: Some incredibly book about politics, with a lot of symbolism based on the cold war and events of the time period.
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Post by: bloo-apple on April 18, 2010, 08:00:56 PM
Java for Dummies: An somewhat entertaining book that teaches you how to program in computer programming language Java.