you ever wake up in strange and unusual places? i can honestly say i have never blacked out, im surprised after all the years of alcohol you have intaked your not a fatty
alchoholics arent all fat, and people who go to clubs and bars all the time to drink are usually not fat either. I think its just assumed that it makes people fat because around 21 and after metabolisms slow down and adults tend to gain more weight on their once youthful frames. The only real change to peoples diet around that time is alcohol, but its such a small portion of a person's diet. :)
Tho I agree that beer has a good amount of calories, just not enough to really put on the pounds.
and yeah I've woken up outside a few times, or in someone else's house(tho usually its the result of party hopping, which I don't remember upon waking.)
I'm pretty good with finding a nice cozy place to sleep when I am too drunk to do much functioning.