A Girraffe named Sam, for thanksgiving bought a ham. But then the moose named Fred, ran off with sam's head. Now Sam could not eat his ham without his head, so Sam was dead. Fred then attended Sam's funeral eating Sam's ham then made love to his wife while she cooked yams. Then Sam was infected with the T-virus and became a zombie and started infecting others. But not to worry, Godzilla came to help! But then godzilla saw a japanese city and decided to destroy it. A Japanese man screamed, "Watashi no Kami-sama! It's Godzilla!" And they watched old school MTV videos of Michael Jackson's Thriller! As they where watching Thriller a thunderbolt smacked into freds head giving him magical powers able to fight evil T'Virus Infected Zombies! But instead of doing something with his new powers, he decided to sit and watch some more TV.But as he was about to take a bite of his sandwich Batman smashed through the wall and said "Robin and I had a fight, can I crash here tonight?" then he collapsed in tears on the couch...Sam replied "Nah man, Spiderman's many clones have taken all my beds. Try Superman's crib."