Burglar too drunk to climb out a window calls 911 for help

kinjo · « **on:** January 12, 2011, 08:10:35 AM »

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Originally Posted by msnbc
WILMINGTON, Del. — Police in Delaware say a man broke into a house, got drunk and couldn't make his way back outside — so he called 911 for help.

New Castle County police say 44-year-old John Finch was trapped in the home in part because he'd broken into it before, back in April. That led the homeowner to change the locks so that a key was required — even inside.

Police say no one was home when Finch broke in again, through a rear window. He stayed for a few days, drinking three bottles of gin and two bottles of whiskey. When he tried to leave, he was too drunk to climb back out of the window and called 911. He was arrested Wednesday afternoon.

Finch now faces charges in both break-ins. Police say he was admitted to a hospital and has yet to make a court appearance. There's no indication Finch has retained an attorney.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40950107/ns/us_news-weird_news/?ocid=MSNToolbar215

Kinjo Note: HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH what a dumbass

Flashwerewolf · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2011, 04:56:24 AM »

wow didnt leave for days! I would have done the same if I was stuck somewhere, might as will drink the time away.

kinjo · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2011, 08:17:48 AM »

away the sorrows, and pain

lol

Flashwerewolf · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2011, 01:09:49 PM »

Tho I dunno why he didnt just climb out a window, unless all windows had bars on em.

kinjo · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2011, 08:19:27 PM »

ya no clue... some people are just nuts

Adelaide · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2011, 10:01:12 PM »

XD Wow.. :B People are crazy...

kinjo · « **Reply #6 on:** January 14, 2011, 07:48:55 AM »

Crazy + Nuts = Ad at the bottom

Adelaide · « **Reply #7 on:** January 14, 2011, 04:14:24 PM »

XD I have:
Criminal Records Online?
View Criminal History?
Was Your Wife a Criminal?

lulz... :3c Look at those pictures they used.. That wife is scary looking, I think she might be a criminal :0

kinjo · « **Reply #8 on:** January 15, 2011, 08:33:29 AM »

mine is Nexus S

lol

Adelaide · « **Reply #9 on:** January 15, 2011, 05:21:20 PM »

Mine is too now

kinjo · « **Reply #10 on:** January 16, 2011, 07:15:22 AM »

back on topic

i dont care how much in debt or broke i am, i will never turn to robbery or burglary

why steal, when you can earn

Flashwerewolf · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2011, 05:53:38 AM »

"GET ADDICTED FOR LESS THAN $3 A DAY."

now thats some low priced drugs...

kinjo · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2011, 07:33:53 AM »

what a deal!

Adelaide · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2011, 05:03:43 PM »

Well yeah the first dose of the drugs is cheap, that way once you're addicted you'll pay huge amounts to satisfy your addiction ;^;

kinjo · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2011, 05:21:03 PM »

very true, costs go up

inflation

Adelaide · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2011, 06:16:48 PM »

It's not so much inflation as overly Capitalist mentalities controlling a business and making its profits through propaganda instead of quality products and common concern for the general health of the consumers

kinjo · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2011, 07:21:04 AM »

addy for president! change america!

Adelaide · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2011, 04:18:59 PM »

D:> What if I wanted to be part of the propaganda too? <:3 I could make milllions!

kinjo · « **Reply #18 on:** January 19, 2011, 07:13:19 AM »

nvm, addy for president of Yugoslavia

Adelaide · « **Reply #19 on:** January 19, 2011, 07:10:29 PM »

Boring.. America or China is good for me... both are large powerful nations.. actually I think China is good... I could begin my world domination plot with legions of chinese soldiers to go to war with :Dc