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Title: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 17, 2009, 10:01:31 AM
Right you are, Addy! Now here's Shin with the sports!
Title: Re: Post a quotes!
Post by: Adelaide on August 17, 2009, 11:00:32 AM
((YES! =D 4Mnews.
EVEN LOOKS LIKE A REAL NEWS CHANNEL!
Awesome! I'ma news lady... =]))
Title: Re: Post a quotes!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 17, 2009, 06:43:39 PM
Quote from: Wesker on August 17, 2009, 10:01:31 AM
Right you are, Addy! Now here's Shin with the sports!


PACKERS SUCK.

Back to you Wesker.
Title: Re: Post a quotes!
Post by: Adelaide on August 17, 2009, 08:20:23 PM
((I ish wanting to do weather too))
Title: Re: Post a quotes!
Post by: Wesker on August 17, 2009, 09:56:53 PM
Right you are, Shin! We are now going live to the Virgin Islands--here's Addy with the details!
Title: Re: Post a quotes!
Post by: Adelaide on August 17, 2009, 10:27:19 PM
o.o

Why hello every one =3 Ish Addy and I ish in teh BEAUTIFUL Virgin Islands, kickin it old skool on teh beach, where a hurricane is expected to be hitting the shore any moment now. Only the most foolish of fools would remain here under such circumstances.... o.o Wait a minute... Back to you Wesker! *runs away*
Title: Re: Post a quotes!
Post by: Wesker on August 17, 2009, 11:10:49 PM
Thanks, Addy! Splendid report. In other news, recent tests have shown that fw smells like poopie!
Title: Re: Post a quotes!
Post by: Adelaide on August 17, 2009, 11:42:28 PM
*walks in all calm like nothing happens, and sits in the new anchor chair beside Wesker, pretending nothing happened* Oh uh hehehe, interesting tests! It has also been confirmed that he wears Johnson & Johnson diapers. =3
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 10:09:50 AM
Yes, it's an interesting day for werewolves indeed. I hear those diapers are quite comfortable this time of year, especially for the increase in climate in the pacific northwest.


(why was this moved as a new topic?)
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 18, 2009, 10:13:08 AM
((so it wouldnt get put back on topic [dbz]))
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 11:43:06 AM
((Flash was really amused reading it and wanted it to go on =3))
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 18, 2009, 02:28:22 PM
*falls asleep and drops a camera*
jgdrfglh!!!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 02:41:26 PM
Yes, however, Wesker, these certain types of werewolves tend to live in Pacific Southwest, most commonly in what is known as "the golden state". They are often found in clubs and bars, or just at home, trying to throw pong balls in a cups of alcohol.

*notices Pryce dropped camera*

This just in, Pryce is a nincompoop! =3 We'll be right back after a commercial break, with a fascinating report on the latest medical condition wreaking havoc on mankind across the US and Canada. *epic news music stuff and out to commercial break so we can rage all over Pryce for dropping the camera and the viewers won't know a thing.*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 18, 2009, 02:43:16 PM
((All but the dropped cameras are off))
My bad guys.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 02:48:50 PM
>=[ THAT WAS A LIVE SHOWING!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 18, 2009, 02:51:36 PM
I didn't get much sleep, plus all I was doing was sitting there.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 03:19:05 PM
=.= Put the camera up on the stand. You can do some random report randomly about something random, after the commercial break!

*commercial break*
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kDU-H7rw2A&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 03:30:58 PM
Nice work dropping the camera, you f*cking asshole! You do that again and Mr. Lee is gonna have your ass for dinner! Now get me some goddamn coffee!



And we're back! In case you're just joining us, a woman this afternoon was attacked by a strange Canadian terrorist known only as BD. Here's Addy with the details.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 18, 2009, 03:43:14 PM
*FW in the rain*
Hello, yes the storm is really picking up now, I can see four twisters that just touched down an hour ago...wait...wait...they are combining to form... oh god its a GUNDAM! A GUNDAM has just appeared from the four twisters and is now shooting an energy blast out to sea!
...
Uh....back to you, Shin.
((guess we're having difficulties with our behind the scenes people.))
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 03:43:51 PM
((I serious laughed... xD this is funny as heck))

o.o Little is known about the suspect, except he is Canadian, a terrorist, and goes by the name "Black death" more commonly referred to as "BD." Police have no other leads to the whereabouts of Black death, but will be searching for him high and low. The woman described him as a "tall mysterious fellow, thin and hidden beneath a black cloak." Sketch artists say he may look something like this:
(http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/grim-reaper-katie-alfonsi.jpg)

If you have any leads as to the whereabouts of this man, please contact police authorities, or call us at 1-800-4M-ROCKS. =3
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 18, 2009, 03:47:22 PM
*FW blinks as the red light turns on at the teleprompter*
Hurr, Hello again! I guess...Well its still raining, can you guys hear me? There-theres alo///t of #$#% stat-iiiiiiiiiiiiic. The GUNDAAAAAAUUURRRRHHHH...COMING CLOSER...IM HEADURRRRRRRRRH ?????{}{}:;[.[[.].@*(^&#%BAACK#%##~~~~!!!!{}:
*FW is dissconnected*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 03:52:05 PM
Thanks for those exceptional reports, Addy and fw. That's right, if you have ANY knowledge of the whereabouts of BD, dial 1-800-4M-ROCKS. The fee is $6.50 per minute and the operator tends to be high most of the time.

Today, a camera operator here at 4MBC-10 was hospitalized due to severe injuries to the spine and testicles. The man was very foolish after dropping a camera and caused your beloved news reporter to jump over the desk and begin repeatedly kicking him in the groin. If he knows what's good for him, he'll be released from the hospital next month.

We are now going live to Animebone with a traffic report in west Texas!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 18, 2009, 04:43:21 PM
I'm gonna go see what's up with FW. I'll be back in ten minutes.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 04:46:17 PM
((Fast recovery!))
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 18, 2009, 05:06:27 PM
Oh he was talking about my assistant.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 18, 2009, 05:37:17 PM
*just then HADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*The GUNDAMS energy lazer shreds thru the news set. Sunlight pours in and you can hear birds chirping audibly in the distance*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 05:56:37 PM
*sits at newsdesk in shock*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 06:53:07 PM
o.o Woah...
=3 Birdies [heart]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 18, 2009, 07:37:37 PM
WORST NEWS TEAM EVER.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 07:39:14 PM
D= But but but but but! I DID MY BEST!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 18, 2009, 07:45:51 PM
"I did my best" does not get me da moneyz.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 07:47:43 PM
T.T But.... Yes it does!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 18, 2009, 08:01:12 PM
why does BD get any money? we were the ones that went to school, got the internships, and worked our way up to run this News Station!!!
Also, I think Gundam Damage is included in our insurance.*opens filing cabinet*M for Mecha...mecha..........mecha.....
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 08:15:06 PM
ohmygod, it's BD the Canadian terrorist! Quick, someone call our number!!!!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Videogamemaster1000 on August 18, 2009, 08:49:49 PM
Shamwow commercial brake :D
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 18, 2009, 09:00:39 PM
Quote from: Flashwerewolf on August 18, 2009, 08:01:12 PM
why does BD get any money? we were the ones that went to school, got the internships, and worked our way up to run this News Station!!!
Also, I think Gundam Damage is included in our insurance.*opens filing cabinet*M for Mecha...mecha..........mecha.....

that's how it always is my friend, The men at the top never worked there way there.

Quote from: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 08:15:06 PM
ohmygod, it's BD the Canadian terrorist! Quick, someone call our number!!!!

uhhhh... >_> no? *puts mask under his hood then shows you* see? I don't look like death at all.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 09:11:33 PM
=O Oh meh gawd it ish him! We can has interview nows and get mass viewers.
mass viewers=more money =3
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 18, 2009, 09:26:02 PM
*FW tackels and hogties black death up* Or we can tickle him!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 18, 2009, 09:27:31 PM
Stop! I IS UR BOSS, and using me to get higher ratings is a bad idea, considering I own this fine news station. *thinks about the actual damage that has been done* Scratch that last part, this shitty news station.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 09:28:17 PM
=3 We can interview then?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 18, 2009, 09:31:06 PM
Oh by the by, we are covered by our insurance for the GUNDAM because this building...whats left of it...is on Colony 119!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 09:33:30 PM
=3 Yesh. Someone get ahold of the insurance company and tell em to our stuff... tell em the camera was destroyed too; we need a new one since Pryce damaged it after it hit the floor.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 18, 2009, 09:36:33 PM
As long as he was awake for more than 72 hours then we are covered for the camera. Let me walk down the street to the nearest working phone and I'll give them a call.
*takes the papers and climbs over the hole in the wall, dissapearing*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 09:48:07 PM
Then everything is perfect! Our channel will be experiencing "Technical Difficulties" until we get everything fixed up and shiny new, BD stays tied up over there, Pryce gets to have his coffee, and when we return we will be better than ever!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 18, 2009, 09:52:34 PM
*fw cries out in the distance*
AWW MAN I JUST LOST THE GAME!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 18, 2009, 10:50:56 PM
Yal better untie me. if you don't I will be getting a new news team soon.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 11:16:35 PM
=3 But we like you that way!
=[ Why would you fire us?!
YOU DON'T FIRE THOSE YOU LOVE!
[heart]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 18, 2009, 11:33:06 PM
Screw it. *ghost like scythe appears in the air and slices thrue some main ropes then disappears* I NO LIKE ME LIKE THAT.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 18, 2009, 11:33:25 PM
Quote from: black death on August 18, 2009, 10:50:56 PM
Yal better untie me. if you don't I will be getting a new news team soon.

YO CAN'T DO SHIT WHILE YO TIED UP, wonderful person.

Quote from: black death on August 18, 2009, 11:33:06 PM
Screw it. *ghost like scythe appears in the air and slices thrue some main ropes then disappears* I NO LIKE ME LIKE THAT.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 11:40:00 PM
I'll be damned if Pryce is gonna get to drink some coffee! *hops over news desk* Gimme that thing, you sonuvawonderful person!



((hurricane bill knocked out teh internets at my house for an hour or so, causing me to miss alot of fun on here. Thankfully, it gave me enough time to watch the John Wayne movie I bought today))
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 11:43:20 PM
*sniffle* that wush cheating! =3 *huggle pounce* Tied up again =3
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 18, 2009, 11:43:46 PM
*at the phonebooth FW dials the number, but it takes him to the local Taco Bell*
Hehello? Is this 4M Insurance? No?! TACO BELL!? What do I want to order? well...um...hang on...

*FW sprints back to the ruined studio.*
HEY TACO BELL!! ANYONE WANT!? THROW ME SOME FIVES!!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 18, 2009, 11:46:05 PM
*high fives FW*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 11:48:25 PM
Terrorists aren't allowed to high five, you bastard! FW, I'll take a gordita.

Shin, when the hell's that camera setup gonna get fixed? My makeup is beginning to wear off and show my crow's feet! Besides, the cat fashion festival feed is supposed to go live in 10.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 11:49:22 PM
=3 Can I has... Dairy Queen?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 18, 2009, 11:50:22 PM
Quote from: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 11:48:25 PM
Terrorists aren't allowed to high five, you bastard! FW, I'll take a gordita.

Shin, when the hell's that camera setup gonna get fixed? My makeup is beginning to wear off and show my crow's feet! Besides, the cat fashion festival feed is supposed to go live in 10.

CANADIAN TERRORIST! FOR THE LAST TIME! As I explained to the others, all I did was kick over a little girls lemonade stand! and I got her a new one and gave her 50 dollars!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 18, 2009, 11:52:42 PM
Quote from: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 11:48:25 PM
Terrorists aren't allowed to high five, you bastard! FW, I'll take a gordita.

Shin, when the hell's that camera setup gonna get fixed? My makeup is beginning to wear off and show my crow's feet! Besides, the cat fashion festival feed is supposed to go live in 10.

WHEN THE CAMERA STANDS UP.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 11:53:23 PM
Quote from: black death
CANADIAN TERRORIST! FOR THE LAST TIME! As I explained to the others, all I did was kick over a little girls lemonade stand! and I got her a new one and gave her 50 dollars!

Oh really, eh? You think I care about $50? I'll show you just how much I care about money! *throws $100 bill on the ground*

N-now you throw something.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 11:55:20 PM
Uh! DOLLAR! *picks up $100 dollar bill* A HUNDRED DOLLAR?!

*gives to FW* I wants lots ice cream from Dairy Queen!~
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 18, 2009, 11:57:11 PM
*takes the 100$*
Well Taco Bell called, so I'll get you some icecream, so a gordita and I'll get the mexican pizza and a chalupa. BD is death and only eats souls so I'll be back in a bit!
*runs off into the fog*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 18, 2009, 11:57:42 PM
I WANT A FROSTIE.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 11:58:27 PM
Eh, who gives a damn. My wife does that to me every day, the whore. All she ever does is steal from me and screw my lawyer. Eh, I'll just have an expose` on that whore next week. Take her down a peg.

Now how long is that camera setup gonna take, Shin?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 18, 2009, 11:58:32 PM
UMM PHIL, I BELEAVE THEY HAVE SOULS THERE. GET ME A FEW.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 19, 2009, 12:00:47 AM
Quote from: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 11:58:27 PM
Eh, who gives a damn. My wife does that to me every day, the whore. All she ever does is steal from me and screw my lawyer. Eh, I'll just have an expose` on that whore next week. Take her down a peg.

Now how long is that camera setup gonna take, Shin?

WHEN THE CAMERA STANDS UP.

BUT WE'RE LIVE.

BACK TO YOU WESKER.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:02:27 AM
(( is already long gone))
*He makes it back to where the phone booth was but now there is a sheep*

Hello sheep, are you taco bell? Here i want a gordita, icecream and a mexican pizza.
* he feeds the sheep the hundred dollars and the sheep BLEATS REALLY LOUDLY THEN quietly stops.*
I better take you back so you can give us our meals, sheep!
*he begins walking the sheep back to the studio*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 12:04:13 AM
I have a strange feeling that FW is crazy now.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:05:09 AM
*he steps over a fallen wall, guiding the sheep in front of the camera.*
Hokay guys! The food and ice cream is here! TADA!!
*FW smiles happily for a job well done*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:06:06 AM
OH, DEAR! *stacks papers* We're back! Due to a certain jaggoff in the studio, we here at 4M News have been suffering in charitable issues. We are now accepting all donations to help keep this studio up and running. With your help, you'll be able to continue getting the best news from your favorite dysfunctional.......what's that....I....I smell......GORDITA! FLASHWEREWOLF! *hops over desk and runs off screen*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 12:06:33 AM
Quote from: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:05:09 AM
*he steps over a fallen wall, guiding the sheep in front of the camera.*
Hokay guys! The food and ice cream is here! TADA!!
*FW smiles happily for a job well done*

Yep, he is  [cen] in crazy.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:08:59 AM
o.o OH NOES! WE IS LIVE~! BD CUSSED OVER NATIONAL TELEVISIONS! WE ARE SO SUED!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 12:09:46 AM
Don't worry, the camera is not even turned on. Shin turned it off when he fell down.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:10:18 AM
o.o Gawd...we really are dysfunctional.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:14:18 AM
*plugs back in camera, munches on gordita at the desk* Ugm, weg're bagk. *chew chew* You people can goh ahedd and donegt thatt munnhy to us at 1-800-4M-ROCKS. *swallow* In related news, the rate of insurance has gone up for Gundam insurance as of this evening. To make sure your home is protected from damage by Gundams, go to 4m4life.com for all answers.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:14:43 AM
*eight shiny thin black legs begin to poke thru FW's clothes as he begins developing poison glands and sharp dagger like fangs. His eyes split four times taking over where his nose was and his body swells until he is a segmented orb with tufts of grey mange.

Wwee aarree hhuunnggrryy ffoorr tthhee ffeeaasstt wwee ssppiinnss tthhee wweebbss ttoo ssnnaarree tthhee wweeee sshheeeeppyy-llaadd!

*and with that he begins stabbing the sheep with his feet, blood splish splashing as he removes the organs from the living sheep. Once he removed them all, he gently bundles them up with his sticky silk and attaches them to his underbelly. Feasting on the sheep hide, he nibbles and burps with glee, constantly looking around at the others, he is so happy today.the day of the feast*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 12:16:46 AM
JESUS CHRIST! I AM DEATH AND EVEN THIS MADE ME SHIT MY PANTS. well, if I  had eather of the two.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:17:28 AM
I reccommend goat insurance too. Just don't ask Californian correspondant FW.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:18:59 AM
Wwee ssaavveess tthhee sshheeeeppyy oorrggaannss ffoorr rreepprroodduuccttiivvee ttaasskkss, wwee ddoo!!
*his eyes blink one after the other*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:20:12 AM
Adelaide, remind me not to get fw to do that segment on the shortage of farms in the US.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 12:20:28 AM
Wait, there can be MORE of you? *reaches for sythe*.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:23:28 AM
Ahem... In other news, 4M News is a proud sponsor of the Save A Bunny foundation, which recently managed to save tons of bunnies from natural disaster, and is now adopting them out to loving homes. Visit SaveABunny.com for further information.

Currently, BD, along with many other members of the public are raging over the current spider predicament. Can this problem be solved? 4M News has the answer. Really big feet with really big boots, and perhaps even a sythe.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 12:25:22 AM
The scythe was really just because I have a bad foot. *touches  Phill-spider* DIE YOU CREATURE OF THE DAMNED.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:26:30 AM
We are now going live to a battle between the spider creature of the damned and the Canadian Terrorist, BD!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 19, 2009, 12:27:47 AM
So I couldn't find Flashwere-..........I'm gone for a few hours and this happens?!?!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:30:04 AM
*tinkerbell crashes thru the wall on her 6 wheeled Harley Davidson Motorbike!!! Tossing the Cigar on a table of papers, she jumps, spinning in the air, pulling out a green dagger in mid fall. As she somersaults towards the hairy spider beast Spider FW is too busy looking for sheep scraps when she plunges the dagger deep into his abdomen*
SKRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
*Spider FW stumbles around in agony as his insides ooze out, slipping on his own liquids, he crashes to the ground, after a few moments hecurls into a ball and weeps until his body stops moving.*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 19, 2009, 12:31:51 AM
Good thing I bought this on the way out!
*Takes out new camera and gets this all on tape*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:32:22 AM
ARE WE GETTING THIS?! TELL ME YOU'RE GETTING THIS!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 19, 2009, 12:33:28 AM
Oh hell yeah we're getting this!
*keeps filming*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:33:36 AM
o.o We apologize to the younger viewers of 4M News, who witnessed this gore.. *police enter and cuff Tinkerbell* Disney is being sued for thousands of dollars, for corrupting the youth of many children, as their beloved yet violent Tinkerbell is arrested. Here's a mug shot:
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c274/TinkerbellBrat/MySpace%20Page%20Graphics/TinkMugShot2c.jpg)
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:34:15 AM
*Normal FW kinda slowly slides out from inside the spider abdomen, covered in putrid pink slime*
Hello, I am reporting from the News Studio as I have successfully have given birth to my self. Back to you Addy!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 19, 2009, 12:35:43 AM
Our ratings are sooooo going through the roof right now.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 12:35:52 AM
Quote from: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:34:15 AM
*Normal FW kinda slowly slides out from inside the spider abdomen, covered in putrid pink slime*
Hello, I am reporting from the News Studio as I have successfully have given birth to my self. Back to you Addy!

AWWW, WHAT A CUTE BABY!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:37:29 AM
It seems FW has survived and the spider problem has been solved, and FW is back in diapers.... again..... In other news, a new tourist location has become incredibly popular as thousands are drawn in by the sweet attraction of Candy Land. Here's Wesker with the live report. =3
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: kinjo on August 19, 2009, 12:39:12 AM
NEWS FLASH!!! KINJO PLAYED WOLFENSTEIN ALL DAY!! IT WAS JUST RELEASED AND IZ AWESOME!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:42:06 AM
I'm here in Candy Land, standing in a sea of chocolate pudding. Here with me is the Black Licorice Wizard, who has evil plans to take over Candy Land with his bad smell and REALLY bad taste. They're also making a movie about this place, which is stupid. Word is Ridley Scott is slated to film here. BACK TO YOU, ADDY!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:42:44 AM
Kinjo, our Gamer Correspondant Reporting in on "when Games Take up all your day and your social network dies a slow lonly death"
Back to you, Shin.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:44:24 AM
Is Shin even here? I thought it was back to me? o.o
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 12:44:41 AM
Am I paying you guys per hour...? or what, because you guys are taking a hell of a long time.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:45:36 AM
I said back to Addy, you jaggoff! First you wreck lots of the studio and cover it in  spider slime, then you confuse Addy! Mr. Lee should have you canned!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 19, 2009, 12:46:29 AM
I am so glad I left CNN for this place.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 12:47:33 AM
Quote from: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:45:36 AM
I said back to Addy, you jaggoff! First you wreck lots of the studio and cover it in  spider slime, then you confuse Addy! Mr. Lee should have you canned!

I is boss! this is news station not forum! besides, what else could I do here besides stand around and do nothing.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:48:29 AM
Have a raisin bagel!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 12:49:26 AM
Quote from: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:48:29 AM
Have a raisin bagel!

What does that have to do with my job.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:49:30 AM
Back to you Black Death!
*FW faints*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:49:37 AM
Yesh, BD ish boss =3 Kinjo is Games man...

=3 In other news, Shin has admitted having a deep brolove for the station's boss BD, and it has been confirmed that they are in fact bromancing, though Shin denies it up and down.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:51:23 AM
For those viewers out there who don't know what bromancing is, perhaps you could tell them, Addy?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 12:51:30 AM
Quote from: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:49:37 AM
Yesh, BD ish boss =3 Kinjo is Games man...

=3 In other news, Shin has admitted having a deep brolove for the station's boss BD, and it has been confirmed that they are in fact bromancing, though Shin denies it up and down.

you know you want this shin. *winks as shin*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 19, 2009, 12:51:42 AM
Quote from: black death on August 19, 2009, 12:47:33 AM
Quote from: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:45:36 AM
I said back to Addy, you jaggoff! First you wreck lots of the studio and cover it in  spider slime, then you confuse Addy! Mr. Lee should have you canned!

I is boss! this is news station not forum! besides, what else could I do here besides stand around and do nothing.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Unwarranted_self-importance
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:55:52 AM
Well, that's it for me here at the 4M News station! This is Wesker, going to bed! Goodnight everybody! *goes home and ignores wonderful persony wife*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 19, 2009, 01:00:13 AM
Quote from: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:42:44 AM
Kinjo, our Gamer Correspondant Reporting in on "when Games Take up all your day and your social network dies a slow lonly death"
Back to you, Shin.

MY LIFE.

BACK TO YOU ADDY.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 01:00:55 AM
*epic news music* This is 4M Late Night News, with anchor Addy =3 Shin is slow and doesnt realize Wesker is not on the Late Night News.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 01:01:20 AM
I signed off, Shin. Zoom in on Addy while she's just sitting there in bewilderment. I'm going to bed...
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 01:08:36 AM
o.o NO zoomy! =[
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 19, 2009, 01:14:54 AM
((Well god damn it, its not my fault I'm doing a million other things at the same time.))

*takes Addy's seat*

AND I'M SHIN.

THIS JUST IN, WILLOW AND ADDY HAVE ANOTHER BABY.

MOAR ON DAT LATOR.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 19, 2009, 01:33:16 AM
*zooms in on Addy and Willow*
A word please Ms. Addy!!!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 01:36:25 AM
=3 Ish a girl, and we are selling it to a family in Saskatchewan, because 66 children is just too many and we can't afford it. =] I'm sure she will be very happy with those two gay men.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 01:38:23 AM
*rises from bed and prank calls the station* Hey, is this the 4M News? Is your refrigerator running?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 02:11:25 AM
*Addy answers* o.o no... it broke... gundams... =3 Well, night Wesker!~
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 03:51:53 AM
You guys are not doing enough on cute animals. Addy, How could you NOT be doing alot of that!? talking about cute animals is your hobby.

NOW ALL THAT ARE DOING THE LATE NIGHT SHIFT, GET TO WORK.

*grabs some coffee and sits on the couch in the staff lounge and looks up* it better not rain...
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 04:37:21 AM
T.T BUT I'M ALONE! =3 Home broadcast wiff me! I has cewt things to broadcast.

*sits behind desk or professional like, picks up stack of papers, taps em on desk to straighten them, looks up, set them down in front of her, and clears her throat* =3 The 4M zoo has been doing some expanding, and opened many new exhibits, featuring many of the cewtest animals around! Let's take a look at some of the pichurz!
(http://snarla.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/fennec5.jpg)
(http://www.blog.thesietch.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/baby_seal_1024.thumbnail.jpg)
(http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/40/pictures-F76T7418.jpg)
(http://storage.imageloop.com/content/48478233-5d35-16a0-818b-0015c5febdc7/rw506h380)
(http://www.ucmerced.edu/images/home_center/feature_images/baby-bobcat_big.gif)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_89dhuVj5OXc/R7BICroRhGI/AAAAAAAAASA/_CjFM1o8KP0/s400/792a357ed14a62d306d4aa80eb02d0ea_full.jpg)
(http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/wildlife/cute_animals_sleep_11.jpg)
(http://www.xemanh.net/images/animals/cute/cute_animals47.jpg)
(http://www.hamovhotov.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/baby-alligator-rides-on-mother.jpg)
(http://www.richardpettinger.com/blog/images/cute_frog.jpg)
(http://www.croccity.co.za/client/47/image_lib/baby.jpg)
(http://critteristic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/pandas.jpg)
(http://www.cairnsunlimited.com/images/animals/cute_koala.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/117241668_b0bc62928c.jpg)

We'll be back after a word from our sponsors, stay tuned!

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*gets caught up in the song and starts singing along*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: kinjo on August 19, 2009, 08:07:12 AM
Last Night, Kinjo learned of Brett Farve joining the vikings then Kinjo contacted Direct TV and purchased the Sports Pack, Now kinjo will see all the vikings games.
Back to you.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 11:19:13 AM
Good morning, you're watching 4M News at 11 and I'm Wesker! Here are this morning's top stories...

This morning, I found that I accidentally left a cream cheese stain on my brother's nice white shirt after dropping a Thomas's bagel. I'm not going to tell him because the washing machine will take care of it.

Also, the novelization of flashwerewolf's life will be coming to bookstores this August, reflecting his harsh childhood as a pig wrangler and summer nights as an adult obsessed with the great sport of beer pong!

Now here's Addy with the weather!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:21:33 PM
FW: thank you for having me on the show, Wesker. I'll love to talk about my new novel for a brief moment.

Ah yes childhood is a wonderful awkward thing, I began to get hairy at a young age, and smell bad too, which is normal in childhood. But my strange wanderings around this earth have shown and introduced me to a lot of strange things, such as turning into giant spiders and getting bitten by druid vampires, eating my own tail and the like. I kinda had a stroke of bad luck with Pirates and old men are always extorting me. Friends accompany me and some disappear, some I searched for in my travels. In the end I still have the shirt on my back, pants on my legs,  and all my teeth!
My new book is only $6.66 and is titled "FW: Drunken Storytelling"
*he shakes Weskers hand, the audience claps, he waves the crowd and walks off stage.*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
*regis philbin voice* Hey, thanks, flashwerewolf everyone! I must say that was some great stuff, I don't think I could even amass to what that guy has done with his life. Half the time I'm just making a pot of coffee! We'll be right back after these commercials! *leans over and laughingly whispers to addy*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 02:14:57 PM
*wakes up and gets off the staff lounge couch and yawns* man... I need to find somewhere to live.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 03:24:39 PM
*FW walks down the hallway, passing Blackdeath on the way to the water cooler.*
Ok, my lunch is over, back into uniform!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 03:28:58 PM
*Addy giggles* Teehee =3

And we'll back with Addy, your lovable bunny weather lady ♥

=3  Today we are lookin' at temperatures in the high 70's and the low 80s, 25-27 degrees celcius for any canadian terrorists out there, teehee =3. It's gonna be mostly sunny, but the clouds are gonna be rolling in later on in the day, keeping temperatures at a nice median for most the day. Later on tonight, expect light thundershowers, with absolutely no loud thunder what so ever. The humidity levels will stay relatively low today, so all in all it will be quite tolerable and nice! =3
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 04:26:36 PM
Extravagant, Addy! In other news, look at my new Garfield tie!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 04:29:07 PM
*walks over to take her seat beside Wesker and accidentally knocks coffee cup over spilling all over new tie* Oh =[ oops... I'm sorry...
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 04:59:13 PM
NOOO! ADDY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? THAT WAS PERFECTLY GOOD COFFEE.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 05:32:18 PM
=[ I said I was sorry!!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 06:48:56 PM
Screw the coffee, what about my garfield tie!!!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 06:50:49 PM
Screw the tie! THINK OF THE COFFEE! oh the poor coffee...
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 06:54:04 PM
Oh you can always pour out some more! THIS TIE WAS IMPORTANT TO MEE!!!!!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 06:56:33 PM
o.o I goes makes you more coffee BD... *goes over to make more*

Wesker, how can new tie be important? New tie has no memories to it yet, besides being coffee'd =/
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
*FW returns to the set after changing back into his uniform. He meets up with BD to find out where he is going and for what interview/report*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 07:28:13 PM
Quote from: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 06:56:33 PM
o.o I goes makes you more coffee BD... *goes over to make more*

Wesker, how can new tie be important? New tie has no memories to it yet, besides being coffee'd =/

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MORE! it's like, lets say your kid died, having another won't fix anything!

Quote from: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
*FW returns to the set after changing back into his uniform. He meets up with BD to find out where he is going and for what interview/report*

oh there is a list of murders and suicides I put on your desk. I need you to report on them. oh AND A REPORT ON HOW SOME KIDS RESCUED A PUPPY! =D
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 07:32:12 PM
FW: oh, i usually don't go to the basement often, Kinda out of the way.
*with that he leaves and heads down to the basement to his office. Its covered in pictures and articles about strange occurances on the 4M. A poster on the wall displays a UFO and the words "I want to post". Looking at his desk he finds the work to be reported on. Tucking it in his jacket, he gets his things ready and heads out in one of the company News Vans*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 07:32:56 PM
Quote from: black death on August 19, 2009, 07:28:13 PM
Quote from: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 06:56:33 PM
o.o I goes makes you more coffee BD... *goes over to make more*

Wesker, how can new tie be important? New tie has no memories to it yet, besides being coffee'd =/

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MORE! it's like, lets say you kid died, having another won't fix anything!

THAT IS TERRIBLE, BD! =O

Quote from: black death on August 19, 2009, 07:28:13 PM
Quote from: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
*FW returns to the set after changing back into his uniform. He meets up with BD to find out where he is going and for what interview/report*

oh look at the sheet I put on your desk. it has a list of murders and suicides you have to report. OH AND SOME KIDS RESCUED A PUPPY!

Yay, puppy ^^
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 07:46:04 PM
Quote from: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 07:32:56 PM
Quote from: black death on August 19, 2009, 07:28:13 PM
Quote from: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 06:56:33 PM
o.o I goes makes you more coffee BD... *goes over to make more*

Wesker, how can new tie be important? New tie has no memories to it yet, besides being coffee'd =/

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MORE! it's like, lets say you kid died, having another won't fix anything!

THAT IS TERRIBLE, BD! =O

It is terrible! I feel the same way about coffee being wasted. T_T
Quote from: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 07:32:56 PM
Quote from: black death on August 19, 2009, 07:28:13 PM
Quote from: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
*FW returns to the set after changing back into his uniform. He meets up with BD to find out where he is going and for what interview/report*

oh look at the sheet I put on your desk. it has a list of murders and suicides you have to report. OH AND SOME KIDS RESCUED A PUPPY!

Yay, puppy ^^

But the puppy died afterwards. =[
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 07:53:51 PM
BD! T.T You are just making things worse!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 07:56:42 PM

((thats all BD is good for))*Parking the Van at a local park he goes over what he has to do. He heads to his first stop, the Coroners office*
*Readying his lines, putting his makeup on, he waits for cameras to go live*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Omega on August 19, 2009, 09:24:48 PM
Quick question, before I leave where am I?!? D: >
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 09:26:42 PM
you are in this? YOU'VE YET TO ENTER! If you are talking about the general setting; news studio.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Omega on August 19, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
*shows up to New Studio in business suit* Well, can I do on-scene-reporting news? :]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 09:49:49 PM
Sure you can! Thats what I do, wanna tag along wit me?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Videogamemaster1000 on August 19, 2009, 10:09:42 PM
as long as you throw in a shamwow commercial, its all gewd.
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh182/The_guitar_dude/Val.jpg)
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 10:49:17 PM
Sure, why not! We now go live to a Pasadena prison where Flashwerewolf and Omega are interviewing the Shamwow Guy! FW?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 19, 2009, 10:58:59 PM
*whispers to some guys* apparently he killed billy mays.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 20, 2009, 12:08:36 AM
Yes, tonight we see what looks to be a quiet scene, but behind these gates lies the evidence needed to put Mr. Vince behind bars for good...What do you have to say for yourself?
Vince: "You're gonna love my nuts."
Oh, erm, well then...thats nice... Back to you Wesker!
*the camera stops rolling and FW slams the mic into Vince's eye socket and begins pummeling him, digs into his stomach and rips out his liver, then sprints away to his van.*

C'MON OMEGA LETS BOOK IT! PACK UP THE CAMERA AND RUN FOR THE VAN!!!!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 20, 2009, 03:26:18 AM
We'll be right back after these brief messages from our sponsors.

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And we're back! =3 Today, an apartment set ablaze, and burnt to the ground. Police and firefighters arrived in time to help get all the residents out, however there were a few casualties. The cause of the fire is still unknown, more on this during tomorrow's morning segment.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 20, 2009, 03:47:53 AM
((lol how ironic taht I beat up the shamwow guy and our sponsor is shamwow [dbz]))
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 20, 2009, 03:50:17 AM
((Heck yes! =3 ShamWOW! =P))
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 20, 2009, 08:12:23 AM
Good morning, I'm Wesker and you're watching 4M World News! This morning's top story: I get contact lenses today! Now you won't have to see my ghastly yellow eyes!

Later today, we are having a musical performance by..... *looks hard at paper* Josh Groban? Jesus H, BD! We booked THIS guy?! What the hell?!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 20, 2009, 02:22:44 PM
*wakes up and tips over another camera*
*snort* Grahblagha.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 20, 2009, 03:59:38 PM
Quote from: Wesker on August 20, 2009, 08:12:23 AM
Good morning, I'm Wesker and you're watching 4M World News! This morning's top story: I get contact lenses today! Now you won't have to see my ghastly yellow eyes!

Later today, we are having a musical performance by..... *looks hard at paper* Josh Groban? Jesus H, BD! We booked THIS guy?! What the hell?!

oh.... >_> umm.... one of my friends said he was good?

Quote from: Pryce321 on August 20, 2009, 02:22:44 PM
*wakes up and tips over another camera*
*snort* Grahblagha.

DAMNIT PRYCE, THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 20, 2009, 05:12:13 PM
o.o We can has musical performance from fw! =3

>=[ Pryce! You need to get more sleep at night! and coffee! Tons of coffee!

BTW Wesker.. I got you new tie =3 *gives Garfield tie*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 20, 2009, 05:18:59 PM
*puts a fresh camera on the stand and takes a swig of coffee*
We need a new coffee maker in the break room.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 20, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
=.= Did you break that too?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 20, 2009, 05:51:46 PM
You better not have, you saw how I acted when addy spilled da coffee! >=[
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 20, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Buy a Mr. Coffee with a coffee bean grinder attachment.

Thanks for the new tie Addy! *hug*

We now go live to FW singing the hit song Extreme Ways! You may remember when flashwerewolf recorded this song for the Bourne Identity soundtrack--HIT IT!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 20, 2009, 09:32:36 PM
I'm done here.
*storms out*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 20, 2009, 09:38:06 PM
*leans over to addy* He'll be back.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 20, 2009, 09:38:40 PM
I spoke to corporate and.....well....
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 20, 2009, 09:55:42 PM
*huggle pounces Pryce* T.T I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 20, 2009, 09:58:23 PM
Apparently I got promoted.....
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 20, 2009, 10:02:13 PM
Are you the new janitor? Did they fire Rusty?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 20, 2009, 10:11:37 PM
Apparently i'm director now.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 20, 2009, 10:12:23 PM
Quote from: Wesker on August 20, 2009, 10:02:13 PM
Are you the new janitor? Did they fire Rusty?

Rusty? Do you mean Scruffy?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 20, 2009, 10:28:33 PM
Quote from: Pryce321 on August 20, 2009, 10:11:37 PM
Apparently i'm director now.

you can call yourself whatever you want, you're still the new janitor.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 21, 2009, 06:23:33 AM
*FW breaks into song, covered in blood at the side of the freeway where he and Omega parked the news Van*
Extreme ways are back again
Extreme places I didn't know
I broke everything new again
Everything that I'd owned
I threw it out the window came along
Extreme ways I know will part the colors of my sea
It's a perfect colored sea

Extreme ways they help me
They help me out late at night
Extreme places I had gone
That never seen any light
Dirty basements, dirty noise
Dirty places coming home
Extreme worlds alone
Did you ever like it planned?

I would stand in line for this
There's always room in life for this

Oh baby, oh baby
Then it fell apart, it fell apart
Oh baby, oh baby
Then it fell apart, it fell apart

Extreme sounds that told me
They held me down every night
I didn't have much to say
I didn't give about the life
I closed my eyes and closed myself
And closed my world and never opened up to anything
That could get me at all

I had to close down everything
I had to close down my mind
Too many things could cut me
Too much could make me blind
I've seen so much in so many places
So many heartaches, so many faces
So many dirty things
You couldn't even believe

I would stand in line for this
It's always good in life for this

Oh baby, oh baby
Then it fell apart, it fell apart
Oh baby, oh baby
Then it fell apart, it fell apart

Oh Baby, oh baby

Oh baby, oh baby

Then it fell apart, it fell apart Oh baby, oh baby
Then it fell apart, it fell apart Oh baby, oh baby
Then it fell apart, it fell apart
Oh baby, oh baby
Like it always does, always does((lol I remember listening to this on the Hal Turner Show, its a racially charged song. Wesker knows it from the closing of the Borne movies))
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 21, 2009, 07:49:50 AM
Excellent performance from the news team's very own FW! =3
Very entertaining, wouldn't you agree Whisker?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 21, 2009, 09:50:49 AM
WOO! FW ROCKS MY SHIT!

*ahem* Yes indeed, it was a stunning performance. I went from six to midnight! Now here's Shin with the sports.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 21, 2009, 01:42:06 PM
Wait wait wait. So is the coffee machine destroyed or what?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 21, 2009, 03:01:42 PM
No one said it was broken, so its probably just dated.  or perhaps because I pee in it when I arrive in the morning.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 21, 2009, 03:58:53 PM
Quote from: Flashwerewolf on August 21, 2009, 03:01:42 PM
No one said it was broken, so its probably just dated.  or perhaps because I pee in it when I arrive in the morning.

And I know. ;]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Omega on August 21, 2009, 05:48:34 PM
So, what have I missed? :]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 21, 2009, 05:55:15 PM
You and FW killed I guy and made off with his organs in a van, and then it turned out the same guy was actually our sponsor... nice going! =P
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 21, 2009, 06:17:06 PM
Yep, and I don't pee in the coffee each morning. Lets see, next stop we report on that dog that got resqu-*BAM THUDA THUDA....*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Videogamemaster1000 on August 21, 2009, 07:51:04 PM
(http://cheesusrice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/0408091sham1.jpg)
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 21, 2009, 08:32:31 PM
lol that kinda looks likce Vince oO_________Oo
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Kedzor on August 21, 2009, 09:03:48 PM
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6666/vincewonderful personesdontknow.jpg) (http://img30.imageshack.us/i/vincewonderful personesdontknow.jpg/)
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Omega on August 21, 2009, 09:41:17 PM
Quote from: Adelaide on August 21, 2009, 05:55:15 PM
You and FW killed I guy and made off with his organs in a van, and then it turned out the same guy was actually our sponsor... nice going! =P

Wait, when did this happen?! o_o
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 21, 2009, 10:16:00 PM
Last night during you guys' report.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Omega on August 22, 2009, 09:00:02 AM
I don't remember doing a report lol
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Videogamemaster1000 on August 22, 2009, 11:15:17 AM
Quote from: Flashwerewolf on August 21, 2009, 08:32:31 PM
lol that kinda looks likce Vince oO_________Oo
Cuase it is
He fought with a hooker, no joke.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 22, 2009, 04:08:17 PM
Got his tongue bit off by her too.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 22, 2009, 08:22:49 PM
I thought she only held on his tongue with her teeth and refused to let go, so he started punching her and she kept pulling. Goes to show you just don't mess with hookers, ladies and gentlemen. Back to you, Addy!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 22, 2009, 08:28:26 PM
I wonder if they used a shamwow to clean up all the blood.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Videogamemaster1000 on August 22, 2009, 08:46:24 PM
No.. The blood was all over his snuggie so he just used oxy clean to clean it up [dbz]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 22, 2009, 08:55:18 PM
Quote from: Videogamemaster1000 on August 22, 2009, 08:46:24 PM
No.. The blood was all over his snuggie so he just used oxy clean to clean it up [dbz]
xD That is the best quote ever.. 35 awesome points!

In other news, squirrels are sweeping the nation, as they start to appear on pictures all over of people of all different sorts, and have even gone as far as to, what is referred to as "squirrelize" the 4M header! What do these squirrels want, do you suppose? The answer to that is unknown, but some fear the great squirrel king, Chipchirp McBushytail, will start making demands of the human race. Can this happen? Will this happen? Only time can tell..
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 22, 2009, 09:01:24 PM
*stumbles onto the set* wow, this is not where the break room is... oh well, uh... I wanted to say something.... OH YEAH! THEM SQUIRRELS BETTER GET OUT, THIS IS ARE 4M.

NOW SOMEONE GET ME A COFFEE. I IS UR BOSS AND I IS IN NEED OF COFFEE.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Videogamemaster1000 on August 22, 2009, 09:03:23 PM
*races to ur side with a coffee and them storms off*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 22, 2009, 09:16:51 PM
Quote from: Videogamemaster1000 on August 22, 2009, 09:03:23 PM
*races to ur side with a coffee and them storms off*

THANK YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE! *sits at the news desk drinking his coffee without realizing the camera is still on* So what's uo guys.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 22, 2009, 09:40:18 PM
=3 I want coffee too! Hazlenut coffee!!!! *forgets camera is running*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Videogamemaster1000 on August 22, 2009, 09:44:19 PM
*hands coffee bag*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 22, 2009, 10:20:37 PM
*snickers* you needs to yell. or make some coffee I guess. =]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Kedzor on August 22, 2009, 10:57:04 PM
Quote from: Videogamemaster1000 on August 22, 2009, 08:46:24 PM
No.. The blood was all over his snuggie so he just used oxy clean to clean it up [dbz]
This post brought to you by Snuggie, the blanket for morons.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 22, 2009, 11:18:00 PM
Quote from: Kedzor on August 22, 2009, 10:57:04 PM
Quote from: Videogamemaster1000 on August 22, 2009, 08:46:24 PM
No.. The blood was all over his snuggie so he just used oxy clean to clean it up [dbz]
This post brought to you by Snuggie, the blanket for morons.

HURR DURR, BLANKETS R HARD.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 22, 2009, 11:48:23 PM
*wakes up*

*gets out from under News Desk*

WHAT YOU ALL DOING HERE?

GET OUT OF MAH BED.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Videogamemaster1000 on August 23, 2009, 01:41:50 AM
Snuggies are COZY (http://fathermuskrat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/snuggiebutt-225x300.jpg)
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 23, 2009, 02:38:05 AM
Quote from: ShinamoriAoshi on August 22, 2009, 11:48:23 PM
*wakes up*

*gets out from under News Desk*

WHAT YOU ALL DOING HERE?

GET OUT OF MAH BED.

I'm perfectly fine with that. =]

In other events, I have cappuccino =3
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 23, 2009, 02:30:34 PM
No, you HAD cappuccino. In other news, I think I need better news anchors. Considering the fact that we have yet to tell actual news in days, and I don't believe anyone is actually watching this.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 23, 2009, 04:08:10 PM
T__T Why do you always has to burst my bubble?! It's hard to come up with news! And what do you mean had?! What did you do to my cappuccino?!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Omega on August 23, 2009, 06:06:39 PM
This just in everyone... I have three A's in school right now! : D
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 23, 2009, 09:00:02 PM
*FW returns to the station after completing his days work*
what a day and I thought that snuggies were called "WTF Blankets" on the internet. whats with this snuggie business?!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 23, 2009, 11:45:03 PM
...and I'm back! WTF Blankets are sweeping the nation, helping out the many poor cults who can't afford tailored robes.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 24, 2009, 12:38:33 AM
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9357/cult.png)

No questions asked.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 24, 2009, 12:42:54 AM
Quote from: Adelaide on August 23, 2009, 04:08:10 PM
T__T Why do you always has to burst my bubble?! It's hard to come up with news! And what do you mean had?! What did you do to my cappuccino?!
you drank it yesterday.

Quote from: Adelaide on August 24, 2009, 12:38:33 AM
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9357/cult.png)

No questions asked.

Arent the cult robes supposed to be red? or white if it's KKK? anyways I have NEVER heard of a cult with blue ones =/
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 24, 2009, 12:49:12 AM
Well originally he was part of the Red WTF Blanket Cult:
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd234/sisko923/snuggie.jpg)

But when they found out about this:
(http://fathermuskrat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/snuggiebutt-225x300.jpg)

He decided it would be best to just recreate a new identity and join the Blue WTF Blanket Cult...
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 24, 2009, 12:54:50 AM
So what, the red and blue WTF blanket people do battle?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 24, 2009, 12:57:36 AM
Exactly.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 24, 2009, 08:52:50 AM
I hear they're doing battle this morning in a forest in northern San Francisco. You can probably catch the final siege at noon if you're not too late.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 24, 2009, 11:08:28 AM
WAit wait wait,... two WTF Blanket cults are doing battle and we aren't going to film it?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 24, 2009, 11:35:26 AM
Shin broke the camera. But luckily, this Channel 4 news anchor remembered his phone has a video feature
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 24, 2009, 11:46:50 AM
I thought Pryce broke it o.o
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 24, 2009, 01:35:08 PM
This is fun I like sitting at the News Desk in the morning, chit chatting. I am usually asleep when the morning news airs, so I never really knew what you all did.  *sips coffee happily*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 24, 2009, 02:15:20 PM
Yes, it's quite benign here, fw!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 24, 2009, 02:47:45 PM
Uhm... I think I will just set it to commercial break for a moment..


4M NEWS BROUGHT TO YOU BY!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AzecF7UaMg[/youtube]
Yes. You are paying for us to mock you.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 24, 2009, 09:05:51 PM
We're back! In local news, i dropped a piece of fried chicken on my brother's good shirt and there's a small grease stain and he doesn't know it! Here's Addy with further details!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 24, 2009, 09:08:44 PM
Whisker drops a lot of things on his brother's clothes; friend chicken is gross; i sure hope it was't KFC, that is crap chicken; and I advise you use dish detergant to wash it because its the best way to remove grease stains. Back to Whisker!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 24, 2009, 10:06:44 PM
This just in: IT WAS KFC! Right now my dog is eyeing up the empty bucket. I was in the mood for anything so I got that KFC. I'll be fat by sunday morning. Here's Shin with the sports!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Omega on August 25, 2009, 03:35:56 PM
So, what have I missed again. :>
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 25, 2009, 05:41:08 PM
READ! [spot]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 25, 2009, 05:50:37 PM
Yeah, updates on what happened on the news is while you werent tuned is over.

Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 25, 2009, 07:27:00 PM
Quote from: Wesker on August 24, 2009, 10:06:44 PM
This just in: IT WAS KFC! Right now my dog is eyeing up the empty bucket. I was in the mood for anything so I got that KFC. I'll be fat by sunday morning. Here's Shin with the sports!

FIELD CRUMPETS.

BACK TO YOU WESKER.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 25, 2009, 09:23:39 PM
Thanks, Shin. In international news, Satan Claus was seen in a shopping mall 4 months before he was supposed to come and make the children happy. Oh my mistake, I said Satan Clause. This newscaster can't seem to spell right today.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 25, 2009, 11:56:49 PM
In other events, Whisker really never has any idea what he's talking about when he gives you the news, he just reads off a paper provided to him by one of the workers and pretends to know what he is talking about. =3
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 26, 2009, 12:02:36 AM
 [drink]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 26, 2009, 06:59:47 PM
THIS JUST IN! There is a new 4M baby!
Proud parents, Omega and Willow, have announced the birth of their son. Sparticus, weighing in at 7 pounds 14 ounces, was born at 4M Hospital, on Tuesday, August 25th.

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3236/uhmmb.jpg)

Let's go to proud father, Omega.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Omega on August 26, 2009, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Adelaide on August 26, 2009, 06:59:47 PM
THIS JUST IN! There is a new 4M baby!
Proud parents, Omega and Willow, have announced the birth of their son. Sparticus, weighing in at 7 pounds 14 ounces, was born at 4M Hospital, on Tuesday, August 25th.

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3236/uhmmb.jpg)

Let's go to proud father, Omega.

Thank you, Addy. Yesh I, on this fateful day had a baby with the every so smexy Willow. :3
Sparticus, the young demonic-transcendent halfa (no rascal disrespect :P), will learn magicks, the lay of the land, courage, learn hand-to-hand combat, brolove and many moar things! : D
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 26, 2009, 09:52:32 PM
Quote from: Omega on August 26, 2009, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Adelaide on August 26, 2009, 06:59:47 PM
THIS JUST IN! There is a new 4M baby!
Proud parents, Omega and Willow, have announced the birth of their son. Sparticus, weighing in at 7 pounds 14 ounces, was born at 4M Hospital, on Tuesday, August 25th.

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3236/uhmmb.jpg)

Let's go to proud father, Omega.

Thank you, Addy. Yesh I, on this fateful day had a baby with the every so smexy Willow. :3
Sparticus, the young demonic-transcendent halfa (no rascal disrespect :P), will learn magicks, the lay of the land, courage, learn hand-to-hand combat, brolove and many moar things! : D

It's always good to include brolove!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 26, 2009, 09:55:17 PM
wonderful person YOU CHEATED ON ME.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Omega on August 27, 2009, 12:30:01 AM
Quote from: ShinamoriAoshi on August 26, 2009, 09:55:17 PM
wonderful person YOU CHEATED ON ME.

WAT I NEVER LOVED YOU
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 27, 2009, 12:44:32 AM
=3 *gets camera ready* Bromance Mountain 3?!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 27, 2009, 02:07:58 AM
Glad I drank too much and had to sit this one out.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: kinjo on August 27, 2009, 07:25:34 AM
what a ugly baby! you poor parents, do i smell adoption?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 27, 2009, 08:59:58 AM
Good morning! Coming live from 4M Studios, it's the 4M News! I'm your host, Wesker, and as always with me is the adoring Adelaide. This morning's top story: this news reporter woke up in the middle of the night because his brother burnt a whole bag of popcorn black and stunk up the entire house, plus the AsperCream was burning the shit out of my legs! Here's a member with the details!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 27, 2009, 03:50:00 PM
*walks back on stage* your brother is not the smartest and what cream?
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 27, 2009, 05:19:17 PM
asbergers cream. it gives you asbergers
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 27, 2009, 09:26:45 PM
For those who don't know, Asper Cream is a cream applied to sore muscles to ease pain. It had a cool warmth just before I fell asleep and when I awoke, it felt like someone doused my leg and ribs in kerosine and tosses the match.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 27, 2009, 10:21:03 PM
Was Pryce around? He has a thing for dousing people in kerosene and match throwing...
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Pryce321 on August 27, 2009, 10:24:16 PM
*smashes though the ceiling douses Wesker with kerosene and throws a match at him*
GONNA MAKE SURE I FINISH THE JOB THIS TIME!!!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 27, 2009, 10:25:33 PM
Told ya.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 27, 2009, 10:36:21 PM
HA! Sorry for you, my Garfield tie is flame-retardant!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 27, 2009, 10:58:23 PM
it looks retardant! *fw laughs and coffee comes out his nose*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 28, 2009, 10:20:53 AM
This just in: that made no sense!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Whalesdude on August 28, 2009, 12:00:37 PM
In other news, black people!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 28, 2009, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Wesker on August 28, 2009, 10:20:53 AM
This just in: that made no sense!

He was making a pun.

Quote from: Whalesdude on August 28, 2009, 12:00:37 PM
In other news, black people!

Very interesting stuff there Whales =P
;D
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 28, 2009, 02:15:48 PM
In local news, America has a new favorite phrase: fat black guy!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 28, 2009, 02:35:28 PM
Well... That's it... Shin was right, America is just getting ridiculous. I'm going to Canada.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 28, 2009, 08:05:24 PM
Do this newscaster a solid and donate $500 for a one-way ticket to London, England. Much better than Canada.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 28, 2009, 09:00:57 PM
AND BY THE NEWSCASTER! He means do me a favor and donate to my trip out of America. He has to stay here and new anchor news. =P
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 28, 2009, 09:29:32 PM
Quote from: Adelaide on August 28, 2009, 02:35:28 PM
Well... That's it... Shin was right, America is just getting ridiculous. I'm going to Canada.

AWESOME, we can make are own news station!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 28, 2009, 09:39:02 PM
I thought this WAS your news station =P
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 28, 2009, 09:57:55 PM
maybe he means in real life?

FW reporting in from the moon! Im sitting on the rim of what appears to be a huge asteroid crater. Over the last two months over 500 asteroids have collided with the moon. Its only a matter of time before the center is ruptured and the space colonies can begin harvesting cheese.
Back to you, still on Earth. Signing out!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 28, 2009, 11:50:29 PM
Courtesy of our friend, Marv, the moon has been populated by other vacationing zombies on the quest for cheese!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 29, 2009, 12:13:59 AM
The undead sure can dig, Wesker!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 29, 2009, 09:08:17 AM
Right you are, fw! Now here's Shin with the sports!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Videogamemaster1000 on August 30, 2009, 05:47:03 PM
Shooting in an abandond studio FTW :D [spot]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on August 31, 2009, 02:05:39 AM
*realizes we are all in a mental institution pretending to be news anchors* [psyduck]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 31, 2009, 05:18:40 AM
its cool we have the same fantasies as we drool into our applesauce.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 31, 2009, 06:24:15 AM
NEAT! =3 RUBBER ROOM! YESH! ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN ONE OF THESE THING!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 31, 2009, 07:24:02 AM
Should we rename the topic since we are all crazy? lol
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on August 31, 2009, 09:33:03 AM
No! It's still a news station IF WE BELIEVE!

Breaking news: my straight jacket is too tight! Back to you, Addy!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on August 31, 2009, 03:18:21 PM
Thanks Whisker! Speaking of straight jackets, the latest in 4M Fashion, is in fact those crazy white jackets worn in insane asylums.

(http://www.monkeydungeon.com/straight%20jacket%20cotton%20webbing.gif)

In fact, the latest trend seems to be timing how fast it takes one to escape the grip of the jacket. Which 4Mer is fastest as escaping such a thing? Here's Whisker with the details.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on September 01, 2009, 02:15:44 PM
And with us today is fashion consultant Crazy Jim! Jim tells us that these jackets currently come in white and beige, but we should be expecting navy blue ones by the fall! Isn't that right, Crazy Jim? *jim just sits there*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on September 01, 2009, 08:28:01 PM
This just in, I gotta pee! Guard, if you aren't asleep in your chair, come to room 401 QUICKLY!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on September 01, 2009, 10:24:35 PM
Tomorrow, we have a special live performance from the prison's wonderful person, Kyle Minoge!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on September 02, 2009, 01:19:25 AM
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND, AND DESERT YOU

NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY

NEVER GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE

NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU

Back to you Wesker.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on September 02, 2009, 06:27:56 AM
Good morning, and welcome to the 4M News channel! Your source for everything that happens to be bullshit lies! I'm your host Wesker, and as always with me is the stunning Addy. This morning's top story: Kevin Bacon has seemed to fallen into a black hole that formed in his back yard around 1am last night. He was recently seen in Zimbabwe trying to find something to eat. Tragic story.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on September 02, 2009, 04:02:04 PM
=D In other news, by some freak accident, dinosaur remains have been "accidentally" cloned, and they are wreaking havoc all over. Of course, this was entirely and completely on accident, just like the accidental mix up dino genes and bunny genes, some freak mutant dino bunny has become of this whole deal. Who is at fault? Well, us at the news station would like to keep the identity unknown.
(http://dinosaurpedia.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/dinosaurs2.jpg)
(http://images.clipartof.com/small270/13337-Rabbit-Like-Dinosaur-Clipart-Illustration.jpg)
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: black death on September 02, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
hmm... I should bring someone in to fix are roof. If we don't get it done soon the insurance company won't pay!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on September 03, 2009, 01:13:18 AM
Quote from: Adelaide on September 02, 2009, 04:02:04 PM
=D In other news, by some freak accident, dinosaur remains have been "accidentally" cloned, and they are wreaking havoc all over. Of course, this was entirely and completely on accident, just like the accidental mix up dino genes and bunny genes, some freak mutant dino bunny has become of this whole deal. Who is at fault? Well, us at the news station would like to keep the identity unknown.
(http://dinosaurpedia.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/dinosaurs2.jpg)
(http://images.clipartof.com/small270/13337-Rabbit-Like-Dinosaur-Clipart-Illustration.jpg)


Blame Richard Attenborough.

[refle]http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/galaxy_book_awards_7_100408/richard_attenborough_1817932.jpg[/refle]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Videogamemaster1000 on September 03, 2009, 06:51:43 PM
An anchorman fantasy? I was imagining I was a dictator to clowns all over america. [ssj]
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on February 03, 2010, 03:28:09 PM
And we're back with breaking news!

Addy is reviving old topics, for the fun of it and now she is talking in third person. In other 4M news, another year on 4M has passed and it was amazing! Thanks to our fabulous news staff and posters, 4M is better than ever!

We also have a few new member in our 4M News Staffing.

Our beloved spiderwolf is away for now, sorry to have to say.

In other news, drugs are bad and the sky is blue.... we think... anyway, here's some guy with the sports!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on February 08, 2010, 06:35:44 AM
I took a nap and slept thru the super bowl, back to you Addy!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on February 08, 2010, 07:35:50 AM
Thats okay, I heard only crappy teams made it anyway! Besides the only good part of the super bowl us the random purchasing of good food to nom on! And here is another guy or possibly the  same one with the weather!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: kinjo on February 08, 2010, 10:31:53 AM
NEWS FLASH! ITS MONDAY!!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on February 08, 2010, 04:20:57 PM
This just in: My dog is sleeping at the foot of my bed for absolutely NO apparent reason! SHOCKING!!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on February 08, 2010, 06:35:15 PM
Great discovery, Wesker, and yes Kinjo; it is in fact Monday. I guess I will just do that weather then.

*is holding kitten* Its raining cats and dogs our there *cats and dogs are outside the window falling from the sky* So get your umbrellas and might i suggest you stay off the road until all these critters find their ways back home.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Wesker on February 10, 2010, 08:56:08 AM
*touches earpiece* Addy, what specific breed of dogs are falling in your area? Over here it's mostly pugs and shi-tzu's! No word on cats though. Very sparse in this region.
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on February 10, 2010, 03:13:53 PM
We seem to have huskies and labs, cat-wise seems to be a lot of tabbies and calicos! It's insane!

Now here is someone else with the sports!
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on February 10, 2010, 07:08:18 PM
yeah I sleep during the times most official sport games are broadcast so I don't think I should be the one to discuss them to our lovely and attractive viewers...
*freezes*
Title: Re: 4M News Report!
Post by: Adelaide on February 10, 2010, 09:01:04 PM
oh uh o.o there was a superbowl..... which is football i think... and there were two teams playing.. and they were teams from places... and one of them won! And some people were happy and some people were bummed out and some people didnt care and thats the superbowl! =D

This has been Addy with the sports!