FW: thank you for having me on the show, Wesker. I'll love to talk about my new novel for a brief moment.
Ah yes childhood is a wonderful awkward thing, I began to get hairy at a young age, and smell bad too, which is normal in childhood. But my strange wanderings around this earth have shown and introduced me to a lot of strange things, such as turning into giant spiders and getting bitten by druid vampires, eating my own tail and the like. I kinda had a stroke of bad luck with Pirates and old men are always extorting me. Friends accompany me and some disappear, some I searched for in my travels. In the end I still have the shirt on my back, pants on my legs, and all my teeth!
My new book is only $6.66 and is titled "FW: Drunken Storytelling"
*he shakes Weskers hand, the audience claps, he waves the crowd and walks off stage.*