Guests Guild => Beginner Talk => Topic started by: AnimeFreeze on July 23, 2008, 01:48:12 AM
Title: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: AnimeFreeze on July 23, 2008, 01:48:12 AM
In 2001, When the forum was created, there was a man named Gramps. The forum's sole personality and host. The forum is a parasite, attaching itself to the nearest body. That was Gramps. Lavalle Lee, a Lilliat Knight, decided to control this parasite and immediately stole Gramp's corpse and brought him back to life. Lavalle Lee would rule as "Founder." He slowly made "toons" on his computer, an attempt at world domination. TkoolD, an ill-fated s3x machine would become his general. he had only one mission. To use his s3x appeal to draw in a female fan base. He failed. The toons died, the forum would be no more. BUT THEN! A BURST OF LIGHT! What light beyond thy window breaks? It is FW, and he is white. FW, a crazy white person. Let's not forget he is skinny, lives in California, and is a werewolf maniac. A typical white person. With him came Chickanbone. Oh, the forum would never be the same. TkoolD spawned a child with a cheaply priced hooker, Hew was named Shinamori Aoshi. This is fact. Why do you think Shin never says his name? Didn't you ever think that his "parents" were odd?
Time passed.
A poor child from the slums named "Animefreeze", crawled his way into the forum. He became "Spam King", until Kinjo backhanded him. Animefreeze changed from that point on. Only trusting Chickan and Shin, he pissed on Kinjokids.com, and died.
The End.
Well then...That doesn't explain anything.
Oh yeah, I was born from the bit of semen that managed to escape in Animefreeze's urine tract. I then fused with the "Guestbook" link on Kinjokids.com. So is my ethnicity "German Hacker"?
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on July 25, 2008, 06:22:55 PM
Wow, you're special
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: AnimeFreeze on July 27, 2008, 02:04:32 PM
[asia]
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on July 29, 2008, 02:07:04 AM
So, Asamashii is a sperm fused with a guestbook, makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: AnimeFreeze on July 29, 2008, 01:53:01 PM
Exactly.
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: AnimeFreeze on July 30, 2008, 02:23:04 PM
Wrong, Chickens come from tomatoes, and eggs are just for woman to have "fun" with. So the egg indeed came first.
Wait, that didn't explain anything at all.
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: Flashwerewolf on July 30, 2008, 09:17:27 PM
Osamashii Bin Laden!
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 01, 2008, 12:00:50 PM
You know, when I scroll down the posts and read the text only, Chickan's and AF's sigs and avatars look too much alike when you're just glancing down the page, for a bit I thought AF had double posted on some instances.
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: AnimeFreeze on August 01, 2008, 02:27:06 PM
Well you're crazy, Me and Chickan are and have always been opposites. I mean, Our avatars and sigs are even opposite scheme colors! And btw his sig has giant lettering saying "CHICKANBONE", so you must be blind.
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 02, 2008, 12:06:48 AM
The thing is, scrolling down, your sigs look ALIKE, CB's reminds me of AF's.
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 05, 2008, 07:57:23 PM
YEAH! WE'RE CATCHING ON! ONTO YOUR....YOUR....WHATEVER IT IS!!! :D
So, tkoold is my dad? Makes sense.
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: AnimeFreeze on October 16, 2008, 08:36:02 PM
Yes, makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 16, 2008, 08:58:34 PM
This is fanfic GOLD, I'll have to archive it in our History
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: AnimeFreeze on October 27, 2008, 07:49:25 PM
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Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: Whalesdude on October 27, 2008, 10:07:00 PM
Oh lawd. Fan fics. As long as it doesn't contain any sort of "Daniel Radcliffe" allusions, I'm sure it will be alright.
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 27, 2008, 10:08:20 PM
its a good fan fic
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: black death on October 28, 2008, 03:25:01 PM
and where did i fit in in this story?
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 29, 2008, 01:46:01 AM
yure mentioned during...wait lemme read it again,,,hmmm...
I guess fanfics arent perfect?
Title: Re: Asamashii, The Tale Of The One Winged Angel's Doppleganger.
Post by: Whalesdude on October 29, 2008, 08:32:06 AM
Maybe you were like some other side-story, in some other dimension and then Voosh! All of a sudden Chuck Norris tore open a portal in time and you fell into the realm of the 4M.