Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: BluePenguinPJs on June 24, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Title: "How to"
Post by: BluePenguinPJs on June 24, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Okay, this was just too funny! >.<
I typed "How to" into google, I was goina to type "How to make a plushie" but the stuff that came up after just the "how to" is hilarious!
here is what came up:
How to train your dragon How to tie a tie How to kiss How to lose weight fast How to get a girl to like you How to get pregnant How to lose 10 pounds in a week How to solve a rubix cube How do download a Youtube video
I guess those are the top How to's typed into google >.<
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on June 24, 2010, 02:09:34 PM
I love the suggested questions for google, lots of laughs have been had.
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Post by: Wesker on June 24, 2010, 04:59:09 PM
I went on google and typed "why"
three of the results had to do with feces.
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Post by: tkoold on June 24, 2010, 09:08:42 PM
yeah that is funny, How to get Pregnant!? really girls Really!?
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on June 25, 2010, 01:18:46 AM
haha, I knowI though How to kiss was pretty funny too >.<[/]
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Post by: tkoold on June 25, 2010, 01:59:34 AM
yeah thats probably on the guys cuz its our one and only first chance to make a important physical impression.
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Post by: kinjo on June 25, 2010, 06:40:14 AM
How to tie a tie
I have looked this up many times, i still don't know how
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Post by: Hatsuharu on June 25, 2010, 09:57:53 AM
OMG there is a song link for flash werewolf! haha
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Post by: tkoold on June 25, 2010, 10:59:58 AM
yeah when my dad dies ill probable be in capale of wearing a tie..
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Post by: Adelaide on June 26, 2010, 12:55:15 AM
I have looked this up many times, i still don't know how
yew outta learn :3 I have had plenteh of guys tie ties for me, and try to teach me how to tie a tie :3 I look spiffy in em
Anyways, yesh I has seen that same list before, i spent like an hour clicking on each one and reading through some of the results xP
Title: Re: "How to"
Post by: BluePenguinPJs on June 26, 2010, 01:07:57 AM
I cant tie a tie worth fluff! I'd need to look that one up, hehe. Though, I don't think I've ever had the need to use one >.>
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Post by: Adelaide on June 26, 2010, 01:28:35 AM
they are just fun to wear :3 and when and if yew has a son, he will need ties to be tied, and what if you marry a man like Kinjo? then your son will never be able to tie a tie and he'll go to prom with a clip on :o
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on June 26, 2010, 01:42:50 AM
haha, well I guess I better not end up w/ a tie tieing failer! >.< My dad has a diagram he keeps next to his ties, he's had that there since I was lil! ...and he still forgets how -.-
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Post by: Adelaide on June 26, 2010, 03:23:14 AM
:3 i wants me one of dems diagrams
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on June 26, 2010, 03:48:58 AM
Its more complicated than you think! Some couples try for months EVEN YEARS!
That's true actually, my aunt and uncle tried to get pregnant for sooo long, FINALLY they had a child in their 50's! But my aunt was soooooo over protective of him, he is like really awkward... >.< poor guy (I just hope he doesnt turn into a serial killer or somethin o.o)
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Post by: Adelaide on June 27, 2010, 12:22:57 AM
yeah, my mom was sposed to be infertile :3 now she has 4 kiddos
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Post by: tkoold on June 29, 2010, 03:06:24 AM
hmm wonder if whatever gf i manage to have in the future would have that problem.. id just be like its ok Honey well give it another try every night of the week if we have too :3
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on June 29, 2010, 12:26:04 PM
Well, she might get frustrated and that brings even more complications and then she will be mad at you and then not even want to be around you and be all sad cause she cant have babies and your forcing her to try over and over and then she might leave you.
It happens.
People that try too hard for kids usually don't have good results :p - stress kills!
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Post by: tkoold on June 29, 2010, 01:39:29 PM
spose so..
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Post by: Adelaide on June 29, 2010, 09:27:40 PM
yar :3 yew can adopt chinese kiddos
:3 this one i am teaching english is so cewt, I'd wanna adopt one of her
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on June 30, 2010, 01:30:45 AM
you could probably buy a whole bushel for like $5!
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Post by: tkoold on June 30, 2010, 03:44:59 AM
say what?
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on June 30, 2010, 12:21:12 PM
Asian babies! that one actress ummm Angelina Jolie always buys some when she goes overseas, she just loves the attention she gets after buying babies from other countries!
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Post by: Adelaide on June 30, 2010, 10:58:00 PM
racism at its finest
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on July 01, 2010, 12:06:41 AM
I dont buy them, she does!
Besides, they sell their daughters to whore houses cause they just want sons- so who's the bad guy?
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Post by: tkoold on July 01, 2010, 12:41:05 AM
Dude if you have ever seen the movie "Meet the Spartons" angelina Jo Lie is one of the first things they joke about and it hella Funny!
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on July 01, 2010, 12:46:56 PM
no I got sick of the spoofs, all its about is how many times you could get sex into the damn movies. It's boring..but i'll check it out none the less! I luff the making fun of Jolie! ^^[/]
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Post by: Adelaide on July 01, 2010, 01:11:47 PM
Did you know its not illegal to have more than one child in China and a lot of the Chinese stereotypes in America are false?
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on July 01, 2010, 01:15:55 PM
Um, I know there is no one child law..
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Post by: Adelaide on July 01, 2010, 02:02:33 PM
EDIT: I tink I ish confuzzled :3
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Post by: tkoold on July 01, 2010, 11:31:32 PM
i know china from the karate kid Movie!!
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Post by: Adelaide on July 02, 2010, 01:10:40 AM
i still wanna watch that D:
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on July 02, 2010, 12:46:23 PM
I wanna go play on the great wall o.o
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Post by: Adelaide on July 03, 2010, 01:10:17 AM
someone told me the tore it down.. o.o did they?
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on July 03, 2010, 01:25:22 AM
the great wall of china????
No >.<
oh, or did you mean the Berlin wall which was torn down
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Post by: Adelaide on July 03, 2010, 01:26:18 AM
Yar, at least I was told that.. o.o i unno who told me though, i forget
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on July 03, 2010, 01:26:44 AM
oh edited post, sawwy *look up*
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Post by: Adelaide on July 03, 2010, 01:28:45 AM
o.o I know the Berlin wall was torn down :3 I know a lotta German history, ish mah heritage
I mean the great wall of china
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on July 03, 2010, 01:30:01 AM
oh okay, well no it wasn't- a friend just went- lucky ho!
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Post by: Adelaide on July 03, 2010, 01:32:54 AM
what o.o
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on July 03, 2010, 01:34:36 AM
my friend got to go to the great wall of china- she is lucky! *pout*
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Post by: tkoold on July 03, 2010, 02:28:02 AM
my friend sadie's been to hawaii 5 times.. my friend kinjo's been to florida and my cousins have been to california.. and im STUCK in MN ohh wells...
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Post by: Adelaide on July 04, 2010, 02:26:00 PM
:3 I've taken road trip cross country: PA-to Cali and back again, so I've been in a number of states, I've also vacationed in Florida :D
Never been to Minnesota though :3 so you been somewhere I hasnt ^.^
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Post by: tkoold on July 05, 2010, 12:56:47 AM
COOL mall of america is fun to goto, kinjo probably will say otherwise but its worth it!
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Post by: Adelaide on July 05, 2010, 02:51:34 AM
xP Leave the state Why? To go to a better mall. :3
Ish a teenage girls dream xP
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Post by: tkoold on July 05, 2010, 12:04:07 PM
exactly
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on July 05, 2010, 12:15:50 PM
Iv'e been to more countries the states >.<
I only get to go to MN for funerals! :/
I wanna go to Alaska soooo bad, was looking at colleges there at one time!
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Post by: Adelaide on July 05, 2010, 12:47:37 PM
I wanna go once at one particular time of the year :3 and then not go back because its too friggin cold
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Post by: BluePenguinPJs on July 05, 2010, 09:00:48 PM
I LUFF the cold...! I HATE the hottttt! bleh!
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Post by: Adelaide on July 05, 2010, 11:29:19 PM
I hate being cold ;P but you come from Cali and I come from a mountain :P sorta makes sense if you think about it
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Post by: tkoold on July 06, 2010, 02:12:55 AM
Blue youve been to MN!? should let me know? and if it was way back when you could of let me and kinjo know
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Post by: Adelaide on July 06, 2010, 02:16:57 PM
o.o someone died, why would you be the first thing on her mind?? I certainly wouldnt go "T.T someone in my famiy died and now i have to go watch them get buried in minnesota.. I'll have to let TK know.." ;P would be the last thing on my mind
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Post by: tkoold on July 07, 2010, 12:26:38 AM
if could look at it that way i suppose, but the More positive way to look at it would be OMG i have friends in MN that could help me morn cope and have fun and feel better with and it would be AWESOME i could watch SAILORMOON with [tkoold] a Dream come true!
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Post by: Adelaide on July 07, 2010, 03:01:56 AM
o.o oh yeah, thats what everyone wantsa do when people in their families die
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Post by: kinjo on July 27, 2010, 06:40:46 PM
watching sailormoon does have life changing effects
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Post by: Adelaide on July 27, 2010, 07:15:58 PM
o.o not good ones
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Post by: kinjo on August 07, 2010, 08:32:56 PM
depends on the individual right fw? [burst]
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 08, 2010, 06:33:06 AM
of course! [birfday]
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Post by: kinjo on August 08, 2010, 08:09:38 AM
see [cmon2]
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Post by: tkoold on August 08, 2010, 11:52:58 PM
it doesent matter what the situation is im usualy the last thing on girls minds..
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Post by: Adelaide on August 09, 2010, 01:37:50 AM
... why is 9/10 of your posts either negative or pertaining to girls?
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Post by: kinjo on August 09, 2010, 07:02:41 AM
because he has a 1 track mind
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Post by: Adelaide on August 10, 2010, 04:33:29 PM
well maybe he should focus that one tract on something productive