Oh jeez.
Well last year, I was talking with some friends, and a friend of mine tried to stamp the back of my neck for some odd reason with those rubber ink stamps. So I noticed before he did, And tried to move away to dodge, I still got hit in the side of the neck, lost my balance, hit someone in the face with my hand, and in an attempt to save myself by grabbing a nearby pole, I missed and grabbed a girl's boob.