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Title: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Whalesdude on September 29, 2009, 04:19:38 AM
I lol'd. So hard. Who the hell comes up with these things?

http://kotaku.com/5369862/would-you-prefer-to-be-slapped-or-game-with-a-girl

It's your money — spent it the way you like. Newly opened Akihabara business "Cute Room" is offering otaku a bevy of girlfriend-like services that include playing video games, watching DVDs and playing board games with young female (paid) friends.

The girls available are pictured above.

Cute Room does not appear to be offering sexual services. Below is a list of activities that are offered with the girls, along with prices:

    Play video games (Wii PS3 PSP XBOX DS) (30 minutes 1,000 yen)
    Watch a DVD with the girl (30 minutes 1,000 yen)
    Play board games or card games (20 minutes 800 yen)
    Massage your hand (20 mins 1,200 yen)
    Lie on her lap while she cleans your ear (20 mins 1,500 yen, 40 mins 3,000 yen)
    Tsundere, dere dere slap (slapped both ways 1,000 yen)
    Read a bedtime story (20 mins 1,000 yen)
    Take a photo together (1,500 yen)
    Handmade candy (2,000 yen)
    Get a love letter (1,000 yen)
    Get cellphone email from her (photo + message 500 yen for one, 1,200 yen for three)
    Looking at you (with email movie 1 time 1000 yen, 2,500 yen for 3 times)
    Bromide (300 yen each)
    Exchange presents (need to call in advance, 1,500 yen)

One thousand yen is rough US$11.

Patrons select a room to spend with their paid girlfriend. Rooms include a big sister room, a maid's room, a classroom, a Japanese room or a Monster Hunter-style room. After selecting a room, customers pick out a costume for the girl. The price breakdown is ¥4,000 for 40 minutes, ¥5,500 for 60 minutes, ¥7,500 for 80 minutes and ¥2,000 for every 20 minutes after that.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on September 29, 2009, 06:05:12 AM
xD Oh wow.... Guys would actually pay for that?!
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: kinjo on September 29, 2009, 07:51:01 AM
that is funny... wtf silly japs
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Pryce321 on September 29, 2009, 04:06:09 PM
I lol'd. So hard. Who the hell comes up with these things?

http://kotaku.com/5369862/would-you-prefer-to-be-slapped-or-game-with-a-girl

It's your money — spent it the way you like. Newly opened Akihabara business "Cute Room" is offering otaku a bevy of girlfriend-like services that include playing video games, watching DVDs and playing board games with young female (paid) friends.

The girls available are pictured above.

Cute Room does not appear to be offering knittingual services. Below is a list of activities that are offered with the girls, along with prices:

    Play video games (Wii PS3 PSP XBOX DS) (30 minutes 1,000 yen)
    Watch a DVD with the girl (30 minutes 1,000 yen)
    Play board games or card games (20 minutes 800 yen)
    Massage your hand (20 mins 1,200 yen)
    Lie on her lap while she cleans your ear (20 mins 1,500 yen, 40 mins 3,000 yen)
    Tsundere, dere dere slap (slapped both ways 1,000 yen)
    Read a bedtime story (20 mins 1,000 yen)
    Take a photo together (1,500 yen)
    Handmade candy (2,000 yen)
    Get a love letter (1,000 yen)
    Get cellphone email from her (photo + message 500 yen for one, 1,200 yen for three)
    Looking at you (with email movie 1 time 1000 yen, 2,500 yen for 3 times)
    Bromide (300 yen each)
    Exchange presents (need to call in advance, 1,500 yen)

One thousand yen is rough US$11.

Patrons select a room to spend with their paid girlfriend. Rooms include a big sister room, a maid's room, a classroom, a Japanese room or a Monster Hunter-style room. After selecting a room, customers pick out a costume for the girl. The price breakdown is ¥4,000 for 40 minutes, ¥5,500 for 60 minutes, ¥7,500 for 80 minutes and ¥2,000 for every 20 minutes after that.
Oh that made me lol so hard.
Some men are depraved.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on September 29, 2009, 08:38:54 PM
You mean deprived.

xD And I think that is something you would spend your money on, Pryce =P
If given the chance. =P
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Pryce321 on September 29, 2009, 09:15:53 PM
No I do mean depraved.
and no I have SOME self respect.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Wesker on September 29, 2009, 09:45:56 PM
Oh, those crazy asi's!

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3098/3169548921_555180e2e0.jpg)
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on September 29, 2009, 10:00:18 PM
=P I was teasing Pryce

And ew... o.o those asians and their huge bowl of food disgust me
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Whalesdude on October 01, 2009, 03:07:43 AM
If tkoold never finds a girl, he could always make a lot of money and move to japan. C:
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on October 01, 2009, 03:15:12 AM
No. He cant make a lot of money. If you haven't noticed, he's drowning in debt =P
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Whalesdude on October 01, 2009, 03:16:04 AM
What if he wins the lottery or gets some KAWAII DES~ job in Japan where he works as a gimp because of his superior white schlong? c:
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on October 01, 2009, 03:17:05 AM
Dewd... superior white schooling? Asians pwn us in just about everything, from video games to mathematics.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Whalesdude on October 01, 2009, 03:17:50 AM
No, Addy. This is one of those things that asians do NOT "pwn" us in.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on October 01, 2009, 03:18:44 AM
Those exist?! =O
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Whalesdude on October 01, 2009, 03:19:58 AM
Re-read what I said. And then view the definition of this word: Schlong (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schlong).
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on October 01, 2009, 03:20:56 AM
No. I may be naive, but I am not THAT naive.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Whalesdude on October 01, 2009, 03:22:15 AM
Oh. Jesus, I thought you were serious. Sure trolled me.

Oh well, I got a good laugh out of it. Well played. LOL.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on October 01, 2009, 03:28:16 AM
o.o what... wha?
 [lick]
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Whalesdude on October 01, 2009, 03:31:49 AM
Now I'm confused.

 [ms]
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on October 01, 2009, 03:37:15 AM
YAY! I WIN!!
 [bun]
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Whalesdude on October 01, 2009, 03:40:42 AM
I don't. I need a new monitor.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on October 01, 2009, 03:14:25 PM
=P Get one that
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Wesker on October 01, 2009, 03:16:16 PM
I need a new computer. This thing is slower than FDR trying to crawl.

...that was mean...
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on October 01, 2009, 03:26:30 PM
Ya think maybe just a little?
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Wesker on October 01, 2009, 04:10:52 PM
*apologizes to FDR
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on October 01, 2009, 05:55:49 PM
Good Whisker =3
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Wesker on October 01, 2009, 05:57:17 PM
He's been dead for how long now?
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on October 01, 2009, 06:06:40 PM
A long time.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Wesker on October 01, 2009, 08:56:54 PM
So has John Adams.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on October 01, 2009, 09:13:31 PM
and hitler.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Wesker on October 02, 2009, 09:38:59 PM
So has Rupert Grint. The FBI just hasn't found the body yet.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Adelaide on October 02, 2009, 10:21:39 PM
o.o who?
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Whalesdude on October 05, 2009, 12:11:01 AM
Don't worry, Wesker. It wasn't too soon.
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 05, 2009, 02:43:35 PM
that is funny... wtf silly japs
(http://i36.tinypic.com/35830ug.jpg)
Title: Re: Kawaii Shop
Post by: Whalesdude on October 06, 2009, 01:28:30 AM
u mad?