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Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: Flashwerewolf on June 14, 2009, 03:55:21 PM

Title: Sad Truth
Post by: Flashwerewolf on June 14, 2009, 03:55:21 PM: Women in the military are like parking spots..

all the good ones are taken

and the rest are handicapped

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Title: Re: Sad Truth
Post by: kinjo on June 14, 2009, 04:57:05 PM: in the army?? meet a girl at the library or nudist beach [cowb]
Title: Re: Sad Truth
Post by: Whalesdude on June 15, 2009, 01:35:40 PM: Or at a bar, like my Aunt and Uncle. LOL.
Title: Re: Sad Truth
Post by: TwitchLord on June 17, 2009, 02:18:48 AM: lol thats pretty funny but y dont you go hit on waitresses
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Post by: Wesker on June 17, 2009, 11:44:36 AM: I want to meet a woman who doesn't speak English.
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on June 17, 2009, 11:05:43 PM: go to walmart [spot]
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Post by: Wesker on June 17, 2009, 11:08:22 PM: BA-ZING!
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Post by: TwitchLord on June 18, 2009, 12:10:38 AM: or to a huge white van with no windows
Title: Re: Sad Truth
Post by: Flashwerewolf on June 18, 2009, 01:50:24 AM: fuck walmart
Title: Re: Sad Truth
Post by: Adelaide on June 18, 2009, 02:54:23 AM: Quote from: animebone on June 17, 2009, 02:18:48 AM
lol thats pretty funny but y dont you go hit on waitresses

because most waitresses wish they could slap you for hitting on them, because they usually assume ur a pervvvvv! and you get dubbed creeper of the night

And yes, I waitress... ITS TRUE!
Title: Re: Sad Truth
Post by: Whalesdude on June 18, 2009, 06:51:48 AM: Because you and other men do it wrong. You're supposed to flatter the waitress, not tell her you like her boobs or think she's "smokin'"...
Title: Re: Sad Truth
Post by: Adelaide on June 18, 2009, 07:22:36 AM: Very gewd Whales.

I should also start a topic to teach you people the right way to pick up girls....

But I won't... Cause I'm LAZY!

Don't worry, I don't think you guys are losers! I luffle you guys! <3
Title: Re: Sad Truth
Post by: Omega on June 18, 2009, 11:21:31 AM: Quote from: Adelaide on June 18, 2009, 02:54:23 AM
Quote from: animebone on June 17, 2009, 02:18:48 AM
lol thats pretty funny but y dont you go hit on waitresses

because most waitresses wish they could slap you for hitting on them, because they usually assume ur a pervvvvv! and you get dubbed creeper of the night

And yes, I waitress... ITS TRUE!

Have you spat into someone's food?! :- O
Title: Re: Sad Truth
Post by: Whalesdude on June 18, 2009, 06:09:18 PM: If they were asses to me, and I was taking their order, I would spit in it.
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Post by: Adelaide on June 18, 2009, 06:25:05 PM: lmao, no i haven't ever spat in someone's food, we only usually get friendly people where I work...
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Post by: Pryce321 on June 18, 2009, 06:41:13 PM: Really? Not one?
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Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on June 18, 2009, 07:39:51 PM: A waitress who works with special ed kids.

That's fcking awesome.

If only I knew you in real life.
Title: Re: Sad Truth
Post by: Adelaide on June 18, 2009, 08:09:30 PM: Quote from: ShinamoriAoshi on June 18, 2009, 07:39:51 PM
A waitress who works with special ed kids.

That's fcking awesome.

If only I knew you in real life.

xD Lol, wait, what?

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Title: Re: Sad Truth
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on June 18, 2009, 08:14:46 PM: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Title: Re: Sad Truth
Post by: Flashwerewolf on June 22, 2009, 01:56:33 PM: lol thats the 4M slogan!

4M4Life.com Waitress serving special ed kids.