Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: Flashwerewolf on February 01, 2012, 02:03:08 PM
Title: FW got his door kicked in...
Post by: Flashwerewolf on February 01, 2012, 02:03:08 PM
by the US Postal Investigation squad. I got held at gunpoint, cuffed, read my rights, and interviewed as well as the whole house turned over. Word of advice, don't trust roommates found on craigslist.
Overall, it was pretty sweet, was just laying down for bed and BLAM BLAM BLAM, I toss on a shirt and theres yelling down stairs so I grab mah pup and head into view and GUNZ AND YELLAN. So yeah. Do what they say, look at the ruined door, and get lead outside and cuffed and read rights and the interview, glad I grabbed my pants.
FW NOTE: always sacrifice the door for some drawers.
Going into the situation, I thought it was some crazy hood ratt after some shit my roomies we kicked out(the day before) was after but viola it was the cops. Tho they didn't comment on our bottle collection(they did like our beer pong table) and they told me to clean my room and I had Fortune open on my computer. Mission success~!
"they gave us the warrant?!?!?! SWEET!!!!" -Davey via text now we have a warrant to frame :D
Cops are bros and we invited them over to our next house party.
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on February 01, 2012, 02:03:59 PM
our door is so [cen] ed tho we're gonna bury it I swear
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on February 01, 2012, 02:16:15 PM
Somehow they liked our table but didnt know who the Golden State Warriors were, tho our table was dedicated to them, a California NBA team.
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Post by: kinjo on February 01, 2012, 04:42:40 PM
dude scan the warrant, marker out the names and show us!
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Post by: Wesker on February 01, 2012, 07:24:14 PM
...wait, so what exactly was their reason for raiding your home?
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Post by: kinjo on February 01, 2012, 10:28:42 PM
selling and distribution of used female undergarments... fw has some crazy roomies
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on February 02, 2012, 01:42:35 AM
roomies we kicked out were doing credit fraud and were after them. They staked the place out since the 27th i dunno how they failed to notice the roomies moving their things away.
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Post by: Wesker on February 02, 2012, 09:34:58 AM
Jesus, dude, that's pretty crazy. I was never aware that the US Postal Service had a tactical squad. Kinda strange, as their job usually entails just wearing shorts and dropping off the water bill.
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Post by: kinjo on February 02, 2012, 09:55:24 AM
No wonder why postage went up again... They are funding the WAR ON CREDIT FRAUD
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Post by: tkoold on February 04, 2012, 01:41:47 AM
LOL they didnt know who the golden State warriors were, Only the San Fransisco Basketball team who Should be Kinjo's Favorite because they Have Stephen Curry! WITH RICE hahaha the sanfrancisco treat
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Post by: kinjo on February 04, 2012, 08:21:39 AM
i might of liked them if they had Stephen Colbert
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on February 05, 2012, 02:32:10 AM
warriors are from Sac :P
also another cop was playing our arcade basketball system while we were handcuffed on the couch next to him
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Post by: kinjo on February 05, 2012, 07:56:36 AM
should of busted out the cell phone camera (while in handcuffs)
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Post by: Tomp45 on February 06, 2012, 12:01:32 AM
You should have told them that he stole your credit info, and about 500000000000$ from your account.
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Post by: tkoold on February 06, 2012, 09:11:26 PM
then why do the Warriors have the golden gate Bridge in their logo? and then What are the Sacremento Kings doing in sacremento then?
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on February 09, 2012, 01:50:49 AM
cause they are the Golden State Warriors, not Sac Warriors. Sac is our capital and our bridge in SF is Gold!
Also, the logo before was just a W.
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Post by: tkoold on February 13, 2012, 02:10:23 AM
True but So your telling me theres 2 basketball teams in Sacremento? no wonder the kings are thining of moving somewhere
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Post by: kinjo on February 14, 2012, 12:44:08 PM
too bad neither teams are on a linning streak
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Post by: tkoold on February 14, 2012, 06:50:18 PM
lol Linning Streak its Like LINSANITY!!!
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Post by: kinjo on February 19, 2012, 07:33:34 AM
well it ended... but sadly fw is still running from the cops... barefoot
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Post by: Adelaide on March 15, 2012, 12:39:18 AM
This is awesome and I approve.
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Post by: tkoold on March 21, 2012, 12:52:24 PM
But FW is barefoot!! What if he steps on a toothpick!?
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Post by: kinjo on March 21, 2012, 02:17:02 PM
Or on a rainbow?
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Post by: Phoenixlee on March 21, 2012, 09:11:37 PM
Thanks for that, it's much appreciated！
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on April 19, 2012, 06:09:32 AM
they were wearing long pants!
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Post by: kinjo on April 19, 2012, 01:59:18 PM
they also had wall stickers in their pockets
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Post by: tkoold on April 23, 2012, 02:04:05 AM