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Sad Truth
« on: June 14, 2009, 03:55:21 PM »
Women in the military are like parking spots..

all the good ones are taken


and the rest are handicapped



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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2009, 04:57:05 PM »
in the army?? meet a girl at the library or nudist beach  [cowb]

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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 01:35:40 PM »
Or at a bar, like my Aunt and Uncle. LOL.


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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2009, 02:18:48 AM »
lol thats pretty funny but y dont you go hit on waitresses

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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2009, 11:44:36 AM »
I want to meet a woman who doesn't speak English.
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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2009, 11:05:43 PM »
go to walmart [spot]

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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2009, 11:08:22 PM »
BA-ZING!
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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2009, 12:10:38 AM »
or to a huge white van with no windows

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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009, 01:50:24 AM »
fu­ck walmart

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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 02:54:23 AM »
lol thats pretty funny but y dont you go hit on waitresses

because most waitresses wish they could slap you for hitting on them, because they usually assume ur a pervvvvv! and you get dubbed creeper of the night

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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2009, 06:51:48 AM »
Because you and other men do it wrong. You're supposed to flatter the waitress, not tell her you like her boobs or think she's "smokin'"...



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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2009, 07:22:36 AM »
Very gewd Whales.

I should also start a topic to teach you people the right way to pick up girls....

But I won't... Cause I'm LAZY!





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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2009, 11:21:31 AM »
lol thats pretty funny but y dont you go hit on waitresses

because most waitresses wish they could slap you for hitting on them, because they usually assume ur a pervvvvv! and you get dubbed creeper of the night

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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2009, 06:09:18 PM »
If they were asses to me, and I was taking their order, I would spit in it.


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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2009, 06:25:05 PM »
lmao, no i haven't ever spat in someone's food, we only usually get friendly people where I work...
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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2009, 06:41:13 PM »
Really? Not one?
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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2009, 07:39:51 PM »
A waitress who works with special ed kids.

That's fcking awesome.

If only I knew you in real life.
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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2009, 08:09:30 PM »
A waitress who works with special ed kids.

That's fcking awesome.

If only I knew you in real life.


xD Lol, wait, what?

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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2009, 08:14:46 PM »
Nothing. Nothing at all.
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Re: Sad Truth
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2009, 01:56:33 PM »
lol thats the 4M slogan!

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