Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: Omega on January 22, 2009, 10:19:22 PM
Title: Funny Raps
Post by: Omega on January 22, 2009, 10:19:22 PM
Post any funny raps you can think of. It can be anything! *Note: please avoid from making shots at rap/hip hop itself, please* *this is meant to be fun, even if you hate rap, just try it out*
rap term: bar term in hip hop used for a line break ex. i don't make money/ but i do like honey/
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Here's mine: if ur gonna mess me me realize it's not free/ i alway take my battles to another degree/ i'll blow u away with my heated crystal coprilite gun i'll laugh as u run/ i am omega and i do this shit for fun/
and...
they once called me the shitmaster/ b/c when it comes to seeing the future of poop, i'm a forecaster/ i remember i used to run with the baddest shitmasters alive/ then i killed one, by taking a dive/ a dive through his soul/ and the reward was that now i'm a shitmaster immortal/
TO ADD: i luv me some shin chan/ but then again/ i do luv me some boondocks/ i heard a noise at my front door, "who knocks?"/ "it is i, the grim reaper, i've come to reap ur immortal shitty soul"/ "but have u seen the hole inside my soul?"/ he looks at little confused/ almost as if i just made him bemused/ i then deliever a powerful uppercut to his fracking jaw/ splitting it like my fist is a saw/ and i saw him fly away/ his corpse landed in a bay/ i stand happily smiling as his corpse sinks/ i head back to my subterranean bunker with my SE techs and chill with some ice cold drinks/