Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: kinjo on March 26, 2008, 10:49:45 AM
Title: Chuck Norris Facts
Post by: kinjo on March 26, 2008, 10:49:45 AM
My Top 5 favorite facts;
1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. 2. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. 3. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 4. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. 5. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Post by: tkoold on March 26, 2008, 02:55:04 PM
LOL! how many jokes on that page are there?
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Post by: Wesker on March 26, 2008, 03:14:23 PM
Alot.
I suggest you actually watch his movies and read his autobiography--those jokes are nothing.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Post by: kinjo on March 26, 2008, 05:42:23 PM
well the movies yes, but the book
who reads??
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Post by: Wesker on March 26, 2008, 05:43:56 PM
me
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Post by: kinjo on March 26, 2008, 07:08:29 PM
im sorry...
only reading i think is valuable is online reading
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on March 26, 2008, 09:09:36 PM
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands, now they're just called The Islands. [yoshi]
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Post by: Flashwerewolf on March 26, 2008, 09:58:16 PM
THat site was mentioned on the radio today. the one they read to listerners that I liked was:
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't leaning into the earth, he is pushing the earth away from him.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Post by: kinjo on March 27, 2008, 01:31:34 PM