Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: Kedzor on February 25, 2011, 11:58:28 AM
Title: How to start with a clean slate.
Post by: Kedzor on February 25, 2011, 11:58:28 AM
Step 1: Steal nuclear weapon. Step 2: Detonate in North Korea (Best Korea), or whatever country most likely to overact and kick of the nuclear holocaust. Step 3: Apocalypse! Step 4: Remake world in your image. People live in treehouses, and beetles are used for currency. The shinier your beetle is, the more it's worth. Step 5: Start a illegal beetle-polishing operation. Buy up all the community's least shiny beetles with beetles of slightly higher value, or just trade for grubs and trinkets. Polish their carapaces with tree sap and waxy leaves. Invest these beetles into the speculative carapace market at higher value. step 6: You are now rich with beetles. Do what you will.
Title: Re: How to start with a clean slate.
Post by: Adelaide on February 25, 2011, 08:33:59 PM
o.o you're mind is... Well I don't have a word for it but... o.o wow. Still on that apocalypse thing, just this time better! With BEETLES! And waht happens when we make the beetles go extinct? Are the beetles alive or dead? are alive ones worth more than dead ones? Can I be a beetle breeder? :Dc
Title: Re: How to start with a clean slate.
Post by: Kedzor on February 26, 2011, 07:18:12 PM
Beetle breeding is allowed only to certified breeders with no less then twelve lunic rings. Dead beetles are preferred because it's annoying to have your life savings crawl away and be eaten by an octohawk. Only the Father of Roots can decide when the local available beetle population needs artificial assistance.
Title: Re: How to start with a clean slate.
Post by: kinjo on February 27, 2011, 07:17:16 AM
sounds like a bad movie :-P
Title: Re: How to start with a clean slate.
Post by: Adelaide on February 27, 2011, 08:06:00 AM
Are you kidding? Sounds like a great movie!
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on March 04, 2011, 01:28:35 AM
beetles!
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Post by: Adelaide on March 04, 2011, 06:05:24 AM
beetle juice? C:
Title: Re: How to start with a clean slate.
Post by: kinjo on March 04, 2011, 07:30:42 AM
Beatle Juice!
Title: Re: How to start with a clean slate.
Post by: Adelaide on March 04, 2011, 08:33:43 AM