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Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« on: December 08, 2010, 08:38:15 PM »
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 09:17:49 PM »
Like in Clash of the Titans!

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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 09:59:28 PM »
Finding two worms in your apple!

Also. Ew.
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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2010, 11:31:47 AM »
Eating the worm, then getting worms.

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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2010, 01:37:09 PM »
Ewwww

WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7?!?!

7 ATE 9!
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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2010, 04:27:28 PM »
No, Addy, numbers are not sentient and thus do not have any emotion whatsoever. [jumping]



what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?

we are both lawyers
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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2010, 05:39:09 PM »
o.o thats a bad joke
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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2010, 06:47:02 PM »
lol, i thought it was funny!

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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2010, 08:25:34 PM »


"Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead."
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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2010, 11:44:13 AM »
<3 Dug!
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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2010, 02:36:26 PM »
best part of the movie

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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2010, 04:37:59 PM »
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2010, 07:00:04 PM »
o.o that joke isnt funny either D;
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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2010, 07:04:49 PM »
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

























el-if-i-no

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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2010, 07:06:02 PM »
XD that one is really good! I told my brother it :3
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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2010, 09:52:15 PM »
Read this on FB today:

Blonde: Look! You can get a laptop here for four dollars!
Brunette: What?
Blonde: Yeah! And it's even big!
Brunette: We're at McDonald's. They don't sell computers.
Blonde: Yes they do! Check the menu! Big Mac - $4.
Brunette: ........
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Re: Okay, so here's a real joke thread.
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2010, 05:43:36 AM »
haha nice one! i chuckled