I would jump off the San Fransico Bridge doing front flips, with fire crackers lit and blowing up all around me, dropping confetti, and screaming "THIS IS THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!" as I fall to my death covered in christmas tree decorations, and only wearing one thigh high sock a pair of short shorts and a funny looking shirt like this:
and a jester hat.................. If I ever decided to commit suicide.