Describe a Book In 1 sentence

[bloo-apple]

Describe a book in 1 sentence!

Lord of the Rings: Walking walking and more   ing walking.

[Flashwerewolf]

Jurrasic Park: Dinos on the loose, better get on that plane.

[bloo-apple]

Jurrasic Park: Dinos on the loose, better get on that plane.

I didn't know Jurassic Park had a book!! :o

[Flashwerewolf]

it was a book before there was a movie

[kinjo]

Harry Potter: Emotional nerds doing the same things over and over.

[Adelaide]

Twilight: A lame emo chick falling in love with a lame sparkly vampire.
 
New Moon: That same lame emo chick falling in love with a lame werewolf, and deciding whether she prefers beatiality or necrophilia. (<- i read the second half of that sentence somewhere else, but it fits well)
 
Eclipse: Does this series get any lamer?
 
Breaking Dawn: Didn't even waste my time reading it.
 
 
^- Can you tell I don't like the book series??

[bloo-apple]

I like how you added sparkly to the vampire. I thought it was kind of cool, until I was dragged to the movie and saw what they meant. Stupid.

[Wesker]

Jaws: Shark antagonizes a friendly island; dies drowning.

Mr. Majestyk: Hitman picks on the wrong melon farmer; gets his keister handed to him.

War & Peace: Russians fight a war, then have peace, or something like that.

[Adelaide]

xD I love the "or something like that" part

Animal Farm: Some incredibly book about politics, with a lot of symbolism based on the cold war and events of the time period.

[bloo-apple]

Java for Dummies: An somewhat entertaining book that teaches you how to program in computer programming language Java.