Thank you very much everyone for the responses!
Hey Sol! Actually, the trip over here was...interesting. The second my business trip in New York was over, I rushed to get here in time for Thanksgiving with my family. Unfortunately, my entire trip was sabotaged by Planes getting laid over, missing Trains as they left and rental Automobiles exploding. Fortunately, I made a friend in a shower curtain ring salesman, played by John Candy, and when I finally got here, I learned a lesson to be less rigid and self-centered. It was, by far, the most original journey anyone has gone on. And THAT'S my story! Sorry, that's MY story, and not anybody else's!