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America > Canada **JOKE**
« on: April 19, 2008, 12:26:53 AM »
SolLegacy28 (12:02:49 AM): your lemon orchard killed my parents
xblackdeathx1 (12:03:44 AM): nonono, they where limes
SolLegacy28 (12:04:17 AM): You used your alchemy to change them to limes your liar
xblackdeathx1 (12:05:06 AM): the actual study of alchemy is actualy really cool
SolLegacy28 (12:05:18 AM): jea but u suck mad baby flower powers
SolLegacy28 (12:05:25 AM): i like dat song
SolLegacy28 (12:05:30 AM):
xblackdeathx1 (12:05:33 AM): i have no clue what song that is
SolLegacy28 (12:05:39 AM): b
xblackdeathx1 (12:05:43 AM): y
xblackdeathx1 (12:05:44 AM): e
SolLegacy28 (12:05:51 AM): b=y=your black magic
xblackdeathx1 (12:06:08 AM): I'M BLACK? JESUS CHRIST GET IT OFF OF ME
SolLegacy28 (12:06:38 AM): Yeah u Canadian
xblackdeathx1 (12:06:49 AM): so, lemme get this strait
xblackdeathx1 (12:06:54 AM): canadians are black
SolLegacy28 (12:07:07 AM): i guess Candians have +10 Black Magic on their skill charts
xblackdeathx1 (12:07:33 AM): yeah, but i have a special cock sword that gives me +5 to white magic
SolLegacy28 (12:07:34 AM): jea they also have 10+ magic on being worthless
SolLegacy28 (12:07:58 AM): jea i know how much u love dat cock sword
xblackdeathx1 (12:08:31 AM): americans have a +20 on being homeless people
SolLegacy28 (12:09:14 AM): Yeah their all homeless Canadians
xblackdeathx1 (12:09:14 AM): and a -10 for not being able to find weapons of mass distruction
xblackdeathx1 (12:09:32 AM): and a -100 cus there dollar sucks ass
SolLegacy28 (12:09:45 AM): jea but only thing good from canada is what???
SolLegacy28 (12:09:50 AM): maple syrup and snow
xblackdeathx1 (12:10:06 AM): i like how americans have no clue about canada
xblackdeathx1 (12:10:38 AM): there are no maple trees around here and we get like 1 snow fall a year, and a small one at that
SolLegacy28 (12:10:46 AM): we have black canadians to make our syrup. Ever heard of aunt Jemima?
xblackdeathx1 (12:10:54 AM): oh also, we actually have  [cen] ing trees
SolLegacy28 (12:10:58 AM): No has a clue because no one cares,
xblackdeathx1 (12:11:50 AM): canada and america suck ass, germany rocks
SolLegacy28 (12:11:52 AM): I just dealth 78 damage to your Mage Avatar
SolLegacy28 (12:12:19 AM): America > Germany > Canada
xblackdeathx1 (12:12:29 AM): my mage avatar has a invincebility cloak
xblackdeathx1 (12:12:41 AM): suck it
SolLegacy28 (12:13:06 AM): We have actual guns though.
xblackdeathx1 (12:13:10 AM): GOD MODE ACTIVATED
SolLegacy28 (12:13:17 AM): Do you even have an army?
xblackdeathx1 (12:13:29 AM): yeah, and we have god mode activated
SolLegacy28 (12:13:41 AM): your l33t haxorZ cannot defy Americas standards
xblackdeathx1 (12:13:58 AM): also if you had any idea about the army, canada fights along side america
SolLegacy28 (12:14:07 AM): We have the staff of adrammalech
xblackdeathx1 (12:14:13 AM): JESUS CHRIST
xblackdeathx1 (12:14:17 AM): I CANT BEAT THAT
xblackdeathx1 (12:14:38 AM): *rolls a 7* your staff breaks in half
SolLegacy28 (12:14:39 AM): For what breast canxer?
SolLegacy28 (12:14:50 AM): cancer*
xblackdeathx1 (12:15:02 AM): at least canada isent full of AIDS
xblackdeathx1 (12:15:03 AM): AIDS
xblackdeathx1 (12:15:04 AM): AIDS
xblackdeathx1 (12:15:08 AM): AIDS
xblackdeathx1 (12:15:09 AM): AIDS
xblackdeathx1 (12:15:11 AM): AIDS
xblackdeathx1 (12:15:13 AM): AIDS
xblackdeathx1 (12:15:14 AM): AIDS
xblackdeathx1 (12:15:16 AM): AIDS
SolLegacy28 (12:15:22 AM): Your black canadians gave us that
SolLegacy28 (12:15:27 AM): you monkey  [cen] ers
xblackdeathx1 (12:15:45 AM): we burnt down your  [cen] ing white house cus you guys where stupid and put it next to canada
SolLegacy28 (12:16:22 AM): the only reason y we put it there so there can be an off chance that plane could try to hit it and miss and hit canananananananannananananda
SolLegacy28 (12:16:43 AM): *casts lemon strike*
xblackdeathx1 (12:16:48 AM): what, by a few hundred miles?
SolLegacy28 (12:16:52 AM): Yeah
SolLegacy28 (12:16:54 AM): Totally
SolLegacy28 (12:17:08 AM):
xblackdeathx1 (12:17:09 AM): i would like to see a plain crash like that
xblackdeathx1 (12:17:24 AM): *plane
xblackdeathx1 (12:17:37 AM): AIDS
SolLegacy28 (12:17:40 AM): I bet
SolLegacy28 (12:17:48 AM): What you want AIDS?
SolLegacy28 (12:17:50 AM): ok
SolLegacy28 (12:17:51 AM): Here
xblackdeathx1 (12:17:57 AM): DONT RAPE ME
SolLegacy28 (12:17:58 AM): *hands you staff of AIDS*
xblackdeathx1 (12:18:01 AM):
SolLegacy28 (12:18:08 AM): *-10 dexterity
xblackdeathx1 (12:18:12 AM): :.(
xblackdeathx1 (12:18:36 AM): doesent matter what you do, canada has god mode activated
SolLegacy28 (12:18:52 AM): Canada On Strike!!!
xblackdeathx1 (12:19:04 AM): i bet you think canadians look like that
SolLegacy28 (12:19:19 AM): *-1000 population, 100 million wealth, 10 rep
SolLegacy28 (12:19:27 AM): I do
SolLegacy28 (12:19:31 AM): Thry have no jaws
SolLegacy28 (12:19:42 AM): they*
SolLegacy28 (12:20:05 AM): But you have free drugs
SolLegacy28 (12:20:11 AM): So at least you have crack whores
xblackdeathx1 (12:20:12 AM): america is so over populated that you have to shove all your nickademuss in with everyone else
xblackdeathx1 (12:20:29 AM): instead of up here in canada where we put them in cages
SolLegacy28 (12:20:41 AM): Not really, We have a wide range of tolerance for minorities, unlike Canada who shoot on site
xblackdeathx1 (12:20:56 AM): lol, are you confused?
SolLegacy28 (12:21:02 AM): i bet i am
xblackdeathx1 (12:21:07 AM): i bet too
xblackdeathx1 (12:21:17 AM): doesent matter though
SolLegacy28 (12:21:17 AM): Wanna be confused with me?
SolLegacy28 (12:21:18 AM): No
xblackdeathx1 (12:21:22 AM): wanna know why?
SolLegacy28 (12:21:23 AM): because your Canadian
xblackdeathx1 (12:21:44 AM): no, because i had recess puffs for breakfast
SolLegacy28 (12:21:49 AM): OMG
SolLegacy28 (12:21:53 AM): NOOOOOOOO
SolLegacy28 (12:21:58 AM): I cant defy that
SolLegacy28 (12:22:32 AM): But the American navy's MACH 5 RAILGUN CAN
xblackdeathx1 (12:22:38 AM): what
SolLegacy28 (12:22:55 AM): we hAVE a mach 5 railgun
SolLegacy28 (12:23:00 AM): do you?
SolLegacy28 (12:23:01 AM): no
SolLegacy28 (12:23:10 AM): you have maple syrup super soakers
xblackdeathx1 (12:23:13 AM): no but we have weapons of mass distructing
xblackdeathx1 (12:23:23 AM): YOU GUYZ BIN LOOKIN IN THE WRONG PLACE
xblackdeathx1 (12:23:25 AM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SolLegacy28 (12:23:29 AM): syrup bombs?
SolLegacy28 (12:23:32 AM): scary
SolLegacy28 (12:23:42 AM): well then
SolLegacy28 (12:23:49 AM): I guess our lemon strike worked
SolLegacy28 (12:24:03 AM): your population is all lemony
SolLegacy28 (12:24:12 AM): Take that
xblackdeathx1 (12:24:36 AM): your population tastes like lime
SolLegacy28 (12:24:53 AM): i bet we do
SolLegacy28 (12:24:58 AM): Tasty

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Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2008, 09:07:35 AM »
only bad thing i think of america is the amount of foreigners they let in

somolians, hmongs

somolians are muslum and we have TONS of them, hmongs sacrifice pigs on their lawns, im still scared from that

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Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2008, 03:03:26 PM »
Eh Asians are not to be feared.

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Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 09:18:37 PM »
yes they are, they're even the header for this forum, its the asian invasion
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Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 10:06:00 PM »
ok Us 26 year olds like me cant understand that LONG conversation at all...  :furrysmiley069fn:

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Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 09:29:48 AM »
i like japanese, korean, phillipines and chinese

but i really dont consider hmongs asian, its like a made up asian culture

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Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 06:41:03 PM »
ok Us 26 year olds like me cant understand that LONG conversation at all...  :furrysmiley069fn:

lol, i dident even understand it while it was going on.

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Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2008, 11:51:06 PM »
did you know russians are asian? think about it for a bit  :xmas:
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Shin's the perverted hero, he wouldnt stoop to that level.

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Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2008, 01:02:28 AM »
no, if they where they would be rusasians.

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Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2008, 02:16:59 AM »
but they're in asia, so they ARE asians
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Shin's the perverted hero, he wouldnt stoop to that level.

omegadoomslayer (7:36:13 PM): You, Pryce and Whales are the Trio of Terrible

Cewt Addy Bunny (3:38:58 PM): You are a ­di­­ck.
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Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2008, 03:11:22 PM »
No wonder they have superior technology...But there also European so they're dumb.

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Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2008, 12:11:14 AM »
russians are NOT asians. they came from europe. they may be in asia but that does not mean they are asian.

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Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2008, 06:45:00 AM »
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