Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: Emmery on February 20, 2011, 10:57:30 PM
Title: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on February 20, 2011, 10:57:30 PM
Alright, so this is the game where the proverbial genie grants you a wish- but somehow he/she messes it up. That is, the genie twists and turns it, until the wish has been granted in a fetal way. Example: Person A: I wish for a iPod Person B: Granted, but your iPod has been dropped in the bath tub and dropped in cat litter. Hope you like your songs nitty gritty. I'll start: I wish for peace on Earth
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on February 21, 2011, 12:51:00 AM
Peace in the rest of the galaxy becomes disturbed and the planets collide into the sun :Dc ' I wish for a basket full of turnips :D
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on February 21, 2011, 01:02:26 AM
Alright. You now have a wondrous basket full of turnips. Only one problem. No matter how many you eat the same amount is in it. Okay, you think, just give out turnips to hobos, they'll love you for it. Hmm... It seems they wanted more than just one. Or two. Or five. It seems they want all of them- and yet they can't. When you try and explain they mug you and eat you for dinner. What's for dessert? Turnip pudding, funny you ask.
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on February 21, 2011, 01:14:41 AM
bwahahha okay whats your wish?
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 21, 2011, 01:49:09 AM
I wish for a terminator doll from the movie Terminator 2!!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: TwitchLord on February 21, 2011, 06:47:29 AM
okay you get it but all you get is the body and its covered in poo
i wish i was immortal
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 21, 2011, 06:49:44 AM
You are immortal but you have a sword through your neck and kidney stones that will never go away they are enchanted there and the wizard who casted the spell died. You FEEL EVERYTHING!!!!
I wish I had one million dollars to give to some poor people
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: TwitchLord on February 21, 2011, 06:55:41 AM
you win the money in the lottery so the government taxes it then on your way home from collecting it you get into a car accident and become comatose and instead of going to paying your medical bills the money was burnt up in the accident so your family suffers much debt until they die
i wish that my body was self sustaining
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 21, 2011, 06:57:29 AM
Your body becomes self substaining but you gain lung failure and die.
I wish I was super strong!!!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: TwitchLord on February 21, 2011, 06:59:49 AM
you gain super strength but you lose all mind capacity and all body function
i wish i could read minds
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 21, 2011, 07:02:42 AM
You are granted mind reading but You come to realize that everyone who loved you and you trusted so dear think the most horrid things about you and everyone hates your guts, then the government finds out about your powers and anchors you to a wall where they study your brains day in through day out with you connected to life support.
I wish I had 4 arms.
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: TwitchLord on February 21, 2011, 07:04:34 AM
you grow two extra arms but you lose your third leg
i wish everyone looked up to me
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 21, 2011, 07:08:04 AM
Everyone looks up to you but you are a giant and no matter what you do you accidently step on the ones you love the most! People begin to burn you until you can't fight the fire the thick ozone layer also makes it hard to breath so you fall to the ground dying from such a big fall.
I wish I had a lifetimes supply of pocky!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: TwitchLord on February 21, 2011, 07:13:24 AM
the company begins sending you pocky at your request but any pocky you touch turns to dust and blows away so you are doomed to never enjoy one again
i wish i was omnipotent
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 21, 2011, 07:16:46 AM
You gain all the power you could wish for but it's so powerful it destroys you and everyone else.
I wish there were 2 4M's so I can post when I'm not posting on this one.
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: TwitchLord on February 21, 2011, 07:21:47 AM
kinjo creates another 4m but in doing so forgets this one and soley works on this one eventually destroying this but the other site becomes popular so popular in fact that myyspace buys it out and turns it into my___ beta 2
i wish the genie died and noo longer granted wishes
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 21, 2011, 07:30:23 AM
The genie dies but you take it's place as the genie for the rest of your eternal life due to legal contract bindings. :) I wish I had alot of food
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: TwitchLord on February 21, 2011, 07:32:02 AM
i grant your wish but you die from food poisoning
whos next
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 21, 2011, 07:36:39 AM
(I suppose you are the genie now hmm..) I wish the genie had to grant his own wishes as he posts!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on February 21, 2011, 09:38:37 AM
Granted. Te genie's pissed off though that you screwed with his game. So he decides to play a game. It's called tag. And the genie's It. You have to run and run- while he chases you with a Tazer. You trip and fall, over some unseen root. Oh? Is your leg supposed to bend that way? Should you be able to touch your bone- which protrudes out like gory meerkats? I made you double jointed! Hope you enjoyed pissing me off. I wish for a gun. You don't have to know why. >]
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: kinjo on February 21, 2011, 08:02:57 PM
Granted but the gun turns out to be a water gun filled with kool aide.
I wish for Pad Tai for dinner!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Kedzor on February 21, 2011, 08:32:52 PM
You get fiery mudbutt.
I want to be drunk forever
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 22, 2011, 01:00:01 AM
You are drunk forever but so drunk you die from alcohol poisoning because your body can't support it.
I wish I had wings!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on February 22, 2011, 01:19:20 AM
They are both broken.
I wish I had a beret hat thing! In pink :Dc
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: TwitchLord on February 22, 2011, 05:36:37 AM
granted but you put it on a tiny needle inside infects you with aids
i wish i had the ability to transform into any thing yet still retain myself in the process
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on February 22, 2011, 07:06:05 AM
sometimes the transformations malfunction and you turn into a dinosaur on a plane... obviously a plane cant handle a dinosaur, and it crashes just as you turn back into a human. There were no survivors.
I wish I could watch a could make better looking snow angels... the halos always come out all wrong
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 22, 2011, 04:43:42 PM
GRANTED but this obese guy named Steve keeps following you and right when you stand up from finishing he flops down ontop of your angels destroying them every time.
I wish I had killer muscles!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: kinjo on February 22, 2011, 08:17:46 PM
GRANTED! But your killer muscles shot somebody and now your in jail!
I wish I had surf board.
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on February 22, 2011, 09:25:53 PM
Alright! The genie rubs his hands (Which are surprisingly NOT blue) and snaps his fingers. Nothing. Well that was a waste of a wish. But after yelling and cursing at the genie, it comes in the mail. Feeling ashamed, you hand over the board to the genie, who in turn enchants it. He gives it back, and tells you to ride it. So you go to the beach which was so conveniently next door, and catch a couple waves. After your fifteenth you start to get a little cold, so you try and paddle back. However, the board has other ideas. Literally. Its ankle strap tightens when you move when you're not supposed to, and then comes the wave. A huge giant wave. The board drags you under, going down down down- your air supply dwindling. Your life dwindling. Bye bye. I wish... For... Hmm. I wish this world was perfect, and NO you cannot use my poem idea. >:C
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on February 23, 2011, 04:29:19 AM
You and all of humanity ceases to exist. The world is restored back to what it was before we destroyed it. The evolution cycle repeats; all is at ease.
I wish for some taco bell.
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 23, 2011, 07:22:01 PM
Granted but you get it at your 78th birthday party when all of your teeth are out and you have a colon infection (YOU COULDN'T possibly eat those hard shells!! lool)!
I wish I knew everything in the world without going insane!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on February 23, 2011, 07:48:00 PM
I'd find a way.
To know all you must experience all. You are tortured, and put through all the horrible and dandy things you can think of before dying (cause you have to experience death too).. R.I.P. The Chickan Bone. May his chickany bones never rise once again as a zombie.
I wish that when I die I come back as said zombie :Dc and wreak terror on the lives of peoples
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 23, 2011, 07:54:17 PM
Granted but you come back as a zombie with no limbs so you wreak terror, but the terror you wreak is in a zoo where they pin you up on a wall as a zombie bunny with no limbs everyone takes pictures and you make the children cry.
I wish Addy didn't get her last wish granted!!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on February 23, 2011, 08:25:14 PM
D; Thanks Chickan!
Wish is granted but it's reversed on you :U
I wish no 4Mers were zombies or pinned to walls as zoo attractions :u
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 23, 2011, 08:34:41 PM
loooool! np and heheh
Wish granted but as you made this wish FW passed an evil ban on 4Mers where they are only 4Mers for 2 years our 2 years are up Addy!!
I wish I had a time machine!!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: kinjo on February 23, 2011, 09:24:11 PM
Granted but it breaks and you get stuck in the 1980s.
I wish for all the anime in the world!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on February 23, 2011, 09:49:19 PM
Wait what? No! XD nice one kinjo. Sigh. Granted! You now have all the anime in the world- but you won't share so everyone gets pissed. Then they shoot you and everybody gets their anime back and nobody mourns your death. It is celebrated as national 'We gets our Animes back' day. And otaku fans everywhere rejoice. Bet you thought that they couldn't wield a real gun did you? I wish kinjo didn't steal my granting of Chikan'z wish. XD
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 23, 2011, 09:55:43 PM
lol I wish I had infinite wishes that didn't have anything bad happen to them!!!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on February 23, 2011, 10:02:23 PM
Buh- buh you never granted my wish. 8( *Bambi eyes* Evil Chikan! For that your wishes shall never be granted >C
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 23, 2011, 10:06:09 PM
but you edited your post haha it wasn't like that before I posted XD
ok here ya go then you have to grant mine!
Granted but kinjo went online and modified your post because he is the admin so it's as if the wish was never maaaaade! lol
I wish I had infinite wishes that nothing bad happens to them :D
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on February 23, 2011, 10:09:20 PM
Noooooooo! Dx Okay. Granted. Nothing bad could ever ever ever happen to your wishes- and you have an unlimited supply to boot! However, one itsy bisty problem. You have rules for them, AND. The genie never said nothing bad could happen to you. >D
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on February 23, 2011, 10:14:26 PM
ok with my next wish I wish Nothing bad could happen to me or my wishes!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on February 23, 2011, 10:20:30 PM
Fine- everything bad happens to people you love until they suspect you. And then you're thrown in jail!!! Yay fr a happy ending. ♪───Ｏ（≧∇≦）Ｏ────♪ I wish for a bucket of fried Chikan. >D It's for my master, I hope you'll understand- I only need your legs, thighs, wings, and pretty much every part of your body! Oh, did I mention I need your heart too? *completely innocent giggle*
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on February 24, 2011, 12:23:01 AM
Done!
*Chickan is fried up and thrown in a bucket* Here you go!
Only... 4M Chickan's are naturally poisonous so if he dies... your master gets sick, sentences you to death, and dies shortly have you do. :U Gewd job!
I wish for a cute harmless puppy that won't get hurt or killed or kill me or my loved ones.
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on February 24, 2011, 12:43:49 AM
Congrazzles on your new pupp- oh lookit that. It killed the 4m site. Now all the zombie posts drag you to hell! Dun worry though, I'll take care of your adorable pupp- Oh my GAWD! *Is eaten* Your puppy ate me. ！(◎_◎)
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on February 24, 2011, 01:52:41 AM
c: aww such a good puppy.
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: kinjo on March 01, 2011, 10:51:12 PM
where is your wish?? >:|
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on March 01, 2011, 11:19:21 PM
Fine fine. >> I wish for Paris Hilton as President of the USA. :D
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: ChickanBone on March 02, 2011, 06:46:18 AM
She becomes president but is a zombie and she does pronography more than she does the presidential duties she has taken up.
Not only that, she removes every job except for the first one ever created "Prostitution" in doing so everyone contracts aids and dies including yourself. :O!!! WHY WHY!?!?!?!?
I wish I had a moon walking elephant!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on March 02, 2011, 09:36:21 AM
It steps on you crossing the road. :c How sad... But you lived! but then it forgot the peanut butter on the other side of the road and moon walked back.. stepped on you again. But you didnt die! You were just cripples... You didnt die til a truck ran you over... and an SUV full of bratty kids... and a couple coupes and sedans. Sorry bro.
I wish for a daffodil c:
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on March 02, 2011, 05:28:19 PM
Look at the pretty daffodil- Isn't it nice? And it's all yours. Why don't you smell it? Oh? Why are you choking? Can't your body stand an assault of transmogging dust? Oops. Heheh! But you can't die again can you, zombie bunny? You're a bunny now! Horray- Oh no! You were shot! Aw, it's okay dying bunny- You can't die. You're already dead. Oops! Another bullet to the head. And another. And another. And another... And another.... I wish for my chemistry text book T.T I lost it!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on March 02, 2011, 06:59:16 PM
o.o what.. that has nothing to do with my wish for a flower; i can get shot whenever... i thought the bad luck had to do with the wish...
You get back your text book; or what's left of it :V caught on fire.. sorry
---^ That actually happened to my chem book.. good thing the teacher didnt inspect the book real well when we handed em in :B
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on March 03, 2011, 04:54:09 PM
0o Yaaaay~ Fire! *Hugs flaming book* Where is your wish? Genie is getting impatient. >>
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on March 03, 2011, 09:48:09 PM
I wish for Emmery to answer my question stated in my last post
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Flashwerewolf on March 04, 2011, 01:38:09 AM
achoo!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on March 04, 2011, 06:09:48 AM
I also wish for FW to stop sneezing :B he needs to get better
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on March 04, 2011, 05:06:40 PM
Fine. He stops sneezing... Weeks go by without a single achoo- and then blammo! He explodes from the pent up gases. Good job- You killed Flash. :(
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on March 04, 2011, 11:39:50 PM
D:> But I luffle that werewolf!
I wish FW were alive again!... and no one else had to die or suffer terrible debilitating handicaps/disabilities in exchange
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on March 04, 2011, 11:44:33 PM
Fine FW is back- a beautiful zombie with no handicaps. He's your regular old brain eating, yet mindless zombie. I wish for a rabid Flash werewolf would inact revenge upon Addy. By sneezing on the zombeh bunneh! >:)
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on March 04, 2011, 11:52:42 PM
D; Flash sneezes on me. That already sucks, so I sneeze on you intent on revenge for that wish.
I wish you get my mono >:3c
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Flashwerewolf on March 05, 2011, 07:52:45 AM
achoo!
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on March 05, 2011, 08:24:57 AM
*keels over* I wish for a flaming textbook again. :D I need to throw it at some people.
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on March 05, 2011, 01:18:26 PM
someone throws a flaming textbook at you
I wish for that not to be thrown at me
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Emmery on March 05, 2011, 10:16:37 PM
Granted- but it IS thrown at you, only there is a cook force field thingie thar bounces it at FW. Good job. 0o I wish for Addy's mono to go away.
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on March 05, 2011, 10:49:27 PM
My mono is already gone. C: but I shared drinks with all of you while infected so you all have it now :Dc
I wish for a juice box C: Hi C. Fruit punch.
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Flashwerewolf on March 06, 2011, 06:28:11 AM
my cold is almost gone, just a few lingering symptoms, like frequent napping.
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: Adelaide on March 06, 2011, 04:01:01 PM
frequent napping is good C:
Title: Re: Evil Genie
Post by: kinjo on March 16, 2011, 11:12:57 PM