im a living example of what not to do * Farts [marvwave]
again, why dont you pick something GOOD to say instead of your regular annoying negativity.
Title: Re: What to do and what not to do on a date.
Post by: Kedzor on September 05, 2009, 06:35:47 PM
When the female relaxes the exoskeleton plating on her thorax, she is granting you entrance to her internal egg sac. Insert your probiscotic appendage and deliver the proper chromsomes for fertilization. Then she will jab you with a stinger and paralyze your muscular sysem, after wich she may spend sevral days devouring you at her leisure.
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Post by: kinjo on September 05, 2009, 11:38:40 PM
That almost sounded dirty, but sounded more like a parent talking about sex. [pico]
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Post by: Adelaide on September 05, 2009, 11:55:41 PM
Its about the mating of an insect; I am going to guess a spider.
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on September 06, 2009, 12:19:57 AM
Scorpion? Maybe even a bee? something with exoskeleton and stinger
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Post by: Adelaide on September 06, 2009, 12:40:37 AM
Oh right, i didn't consider the stinger. Then scorpion sounds right; i dont think bees eat their mates, and i know some scorpions do.
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Post by: tkoold on September 06, 2009, 10:12:52 PM
lol im drunk right now so umm yeah reading about Spider love is [psyduck]
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Post by: Adelaide on September 07, 2009, 12:25:53 AM
spiders dont have stingers; ish nawt spider afterall =P
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Post by: kinjo on September 07, 2009, 08:14:35 AM
bees have stingers
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Post by: Adelaide on September 07, 2009, 06:38:18 PM
o.o praying mantis' devour their mates... but they use their claws and hold them in place while they eat them alive...
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Post by: tkoold on September 08, 2009, 06:13:58 AM
i know lols when wifey gets hungry she can be crazy
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Post by: kinjo on September 08, 2009, 07:07:03 AM
don't make hulk angry!
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Post by: Adelaide on September 08, 2009, 03:04:52 PM
o.o I find it interesting how a topic that began with the dos and donts of going on a date turned into the female devouring the mate after fornicating.
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Post by: kinjo on September 08, 2009, 05:43:26 PM
it has? i thought it turned into a topic about the HULK SMASH!
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Post by: Adelaide on September 08, 2009, 07:10:24 PM
yesh... and then the hulk smash. (http://www.theamazingdump.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/hulk-smash.jpg)
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Post by: tkoold on September 08, 2009, 10:43:46 PM
well adelaide were trying to tell the bugs what not to do on a date or Psycotic women for that matter LOLS
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Post by: Adelaide on September 09, 2009, 07:36:31 AM
I believe the youtube video was directed at men, was it not?
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Post by: tkoold on September 09, 2009, 10:08:08 AM
what you tube video? [psyduck]
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Post by: Adelaide on September 09, 2009, 10:12:10 AM
The one in the first post, that Kinjo posted.
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Post by: black death on September 09, 2009, 01:33:51 PM
HURRRR DURRRR
Also I oon't think I would need any help. because it's been obvious for my whole life. basicly just don't act like a dumbass. or, is some of your cases, yourself.
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Post by: Adelaide on September 09, 2009, 03:47:43 PM
o.o That wasn't very nice
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Post by: tkoold on September 10, 2009, 09:37:39 PM
Sugar Spice And Every thing Nice [drink]
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Post by: Adelaide on September 10, 2009, 09:45:18 PM
These were the ingredients used to make the perfect little Addy =3
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Post by: tkoold on September 10, 2009, 10:00:48 PM
BUT then Ingredient X fell in and with its Powers Combined Formed [tkoold]!!!
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Post by: Adelaide on September 10, 2009, 11:16:36 PM
._. I'm confused...
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Post by: black death on September 10, 2009, 11:28:51 PM
Good, i'm not even going to try to figure out what he ment >_>
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Post by: tkoold on September 11, 2009, 01:41:49 AM
lol i just type crazy silly stuff... and then went Captain Planet "With our Powers Combined" lols..
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Post by: kinjo on September 11, 2009, 07:34:15 AM
bd has diarrhea on his face
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Post by: tkoold on September 11, 2009, 10:31:43 AM
its just an example of how whatever i do no one likes it and i dont fit in and everyones image of me is impossibly tainted so that ill never redeam myself and should just disapear but kinjo all ways summons me back when i actually attemp this and then i come back with high hopes and requesting another chance only to be slowly annoyed and become depressed about it again and in my frustration recreate an annoyance on all the members..
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Post by: Adelaide on September 11, 2009, 03:22:29 PM
o.o Yar.. it would...
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Post by: Adelaide on September 11, 2009, 03:34:25 PM
Yeah.. don't do that either.. its rude..
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Post by: tkoold on September 12, 2009, 01:24:05 AM
Everyone who i dont date is a Bit Chunky, if you dont want to be Chunky then i guess youll have to date me :P
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Post by: kinjo on September 12, 2009, 12:40:49 PM