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Make your Own Blonde jokes Thread

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Make your Own Blonde jokes Thread
« on: March 29, 2012, 10:44:21 PM »
So lately i havent been able to go out with blondes so to qwell that need i bought this box of Airheads Instead  [burst]

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Re: Make your Own Blonde jokes Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 03:40:38 AM »
A blond  is talking to her friend on the phone and explains in dismay, "I lost my phone and I can't find it :("
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Re: Make your Own Blonde jokes Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2012, 01:38:29 AM »
Blonde at Football Game

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"