he kissed a man, so his mind repressed because he is afraid of being happy. JUST COME OUT MAN, IT'S OK.
[bird]
It was this girl who lives down the street from me, actually. It was at a school dance in the 6th grade. I was so freaking traumatized that it became a repressed memory when her friend shoved her into me and she kissed me. Yeah.
Title: Re: Wanna hear something funny?
Post by: kinjo on May 18, 2009, 08:28:40 PM
mine was in elementary, and i dont really remember, i just remember her parents hated me
probably because i was a kinjo gangsta
Title: Re: Wanna hear something funny?
Post by: Flashwerewolf on May 18, 2009, 08:46:37 PM
My first kiss was my first VICTIM [fw]
Title: Re: Wanna hear something funny?
Post by: Whalesdude on May 18, 2009, 10:57:41 PM
I don't remember mine.
Title: Re: Wanna hear something funny?
Post by: Shashuneko on May 19, 2009, 12:42:54 AM
My first kiss was horrible. The only reason he wanted to date me was because he said I looked like a chick from a show he'd been watching. What's worse is that the character wasn't a chick. Gotta love a guy who is too stupid to tell a difference between yuri and yaoi. FML
Title: Re: Wanna hear something funny?
Post by: Flashwerewolf on May 19, 2009, 02:28:23 AM
LOR thats the best one yet! 5/5 would read again. [drink]
Title: Re: Wanna hear something funny?
Post by: Whalesdude on May 19, 2009, 03:48:56 AM