Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: Flashwerewolf on October 27, 2009, 08:50:52 AM
Title: My cat...
Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 27, 2009, 08:50:52 AM
...Follows my mouse as I move it around the screen. He sits on my shoulders as I'm on my computer, I fear he is an agent of some organization monitoring my internet use...please tell me how [cen] ed I am HALP!
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Post by: kinjo on October 27, 2009, 09:02:24 AM
something you should do, that is hilarious A friend and I awhile back smoked a bunch of [pot] and i had my laptop on in the living room with us. I was looking for sounds for one of my cartoons at the time, i found some cat sound effects. Played them and both of his cats were funny as [burst] . Don't use the fake cat noises, that humans/people do. The real cat meows, screams, fights, work. Sometimes when the cats were screaming his cats would FREAKOUT! When I found regular meows, his cats came over and was trying to talk to my laptop. I just wonder what those cats were saying! This is also a great gag at parties (ones that the owners have cats around).
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 27, 2009, 09:03:27 AM
I've tried that with my other cats when I lived with my parents, I'll do this with this cat and see what happens...GOOD IDEA! [yum]
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Post by: kinjo on October 27, 2009, 09:05:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih6W19KTlZo here is one!
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 27, 2009, 09:21:01 AM
He just yawned as I played that...HE MUST BE A SPY D:
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Post by: Kedzor on October 27, 2009, 09:58:35 AM
you know what to do. (http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4044/pyrox.jpg)
SPY CHECK!
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 27, 2009, 10:06:10 AM
WHAT SORT OF SPYCHECK DO I DO ON A CAT! IM OUT OF ZIPPO FUEL
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Post by: Adelaide on October 27, 2009, 11:38:18 AM
haha my cats do that too you must bribe him or find a worthy distraction; toys or treats usually work
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 27, 2009, 01:45:05 PM
maybe [babysnake]
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Post by: Adelaide on October 27, 2009, 07:15:59 PM
Bribery is the second best policy!
Right there behind honesty =]
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 27, 2009, 10:08:56 PM
I dont have any treats D: DOOMED I AM
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Post by: Adelaide on October 27, 2009, 10:22:41 PM
milk? butter? margarine? tuna? scotch?
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Post by: kinjo on October 27, 2009, 11:45:03 PM
turtle wax?
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 28, 2009, 12:12:35 AM
No scotch. I've never had scotch *spidertears*
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Post by: kinjo on October 28, 2009, 12:24:53 PM
beer [drink]
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Post by: Adelaide on October 28, 2009, 01:19:52 PM
My dog drank beer. o.o
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Post by: kinjo on October 28, 2009, 01:27:13 PM
i have known alot of people who would get there cats stoned, then they would go munch out on there food, finish it then meow for more
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 28, 2009, 01:31:11 PM
Dogs do love beerDogs and Cats are always the first victims of second hand stoned
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Post by: Adelaide on October 28, 2009, 02:11:18 PM
My brother's fiace's brother's dog ate a a whole bag of weed... o.o he wasnt happy about it
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 28, 2009, 02:15:49 PM
Ouch, thats money down the drain. good thing eating weed doesn't do anything to ya, otherwise the dog could have made a mess!
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Post by: Adelaide on October 28, 2009, 02:50:35 PM
wait... ingesting weed does make you high o.o i thought...
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 28, 2009, 02:56:50 PM
You have to cook it, usually in butter to get the THC out, otherwise its just like eating grass.
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Post by: kinjo on October 28, 2009, 03:11:02 PM
i never have been one for eating it doesn't taste to good
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Post by: Adelaide on October 28, 2009, 03:17:21 PM
o.o are you all stoners?!
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 28, 2009, 03:23:58 PM
I was in a past life [neko02]
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Post by: Adelaide on October 28, 2009, 03:48:22 PM
-.- kai....
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 28, 2009, 05:30:03 PM
So yeah, back to my cat...Today he hasn't been monitoring my Computer use...maybe because I am beginning to suspect him...
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Post by: Wesker on October 28, 2009, 06:39:00 PM
He's a soviet spy robot, you fool!
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 28, 2009, 06:39:50 PM
D: a robot! Well atleast I wont feel bad if I have to destroy him. [cowb]
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Post by: Adelaide on October 28, 2009, 06:44:48 PM
SOVIET UNION IS BACK!? SHOOT!
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Post by: Wesker on October 28, 2009, 06:45:25 PM
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on October 28, 2009, 07:19:53 PM
>__< OW MY BALLS
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Post by: Adelaide on October 28, 2009, 08:20:52 PM
nice toss?
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Post by: malevolencedrone on November 18, 2009, 03:33:56 PM
My cat really likes sleeping on my xbox 360, more recently though he's become interested in the wii, mainly knocking the sensor bar off the entertainment center and following the cursor around the tv while I'm in the menu. I think he's trying to tell me my playing video games in the afternoon before work is interrupting his nappy time.
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Post by: Kedzor on November 19, 2009, 02:15:41 PM
whenever i smoke in my car in the park my dog gets really exited and sits in the passenger seat. When we are done and we get out to run she tries to go in like five directions at once, it is really funny.
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Post by: Adelaide on November 19, 2009, 06:36:16 PM
Haha =3 That's cewt! ^.^
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on November 19, 2009, 07:07:57 PM
dogs that are high are always cewt!
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Post by: Adelaide on November 19, 2009, 08:27:48 PM
I've seen a few that aren't cewt while they are high
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on November 20, 2009, 01:40:36 PM
hmm well I havnt seen any yet [chair]
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Post by: Adelaide on November 20, 2009, 02:06:18 PM
o.o Reminds me of.. (http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w287/Zaknarfein/Motovational/crack_dog212121.jpg)
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on November 20, 2009, 02:34:40 PM
oh well everyone knows thats just an urban legend!
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Post by: Adelaide on November 20, 2009, 02:58:44 PM
Oh yeah... forgot..
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Post by: Wesker on November 20, 2009, 03:54:00 PM
Are bunnies an urban legend?
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Post by: Adelaide on November 20, 2009, 04:19:46 PM
No, they are a 4M legend.
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on November 20, 2009, 06:11:16 PM
4M GOLD!
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Post by: Adelaide on November 21, 2009, 01:33:05 AM
4M gold?
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Post by: black death on November 21, 2009, 07:25:47 AM
*burns gold* BURN ALL CURRENCY!
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Post by: Wesker on November 21, 2009, 08:21:04 AM
Now we have liquid gold and can thus make a 24 karat bunny statue!
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Post by: Pryce321 on November 21, 2009, 11:05:39 AM
Oh now that just sounds epic.
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on November 21, 2009, 05:22:51 PM
the size of Goku's power level! [ssj]
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Post by: Pryce321 on November 21, 2009, 06:21:43 PM
8999?
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Post by: Adelaide on November 21, 2009, 06:28:20 PM
I agree with the gold bunny statue idea.
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Post by: willow on November 26, 2009, 01:08:45 AM