Twilight: A lame emo chick falling in love with a lame sparkly vampire.
New Moon: That same lame emo chick falling in love with a lame werewolf, and deciding whether she prefers beatiality or necrophilia. (<- i read the second half of that sentence somewhere else, but it fits well)
Eclipse: Does this series get any lamer?
Breaking Dawn: Didn't even waste my time reading it.
^- Can you tell I don't like the book series??