There was a man, name of by as in Cortes and a dust bunny walking S'the basement roof road, when one said "There appears to be a colon above us, your decency." There was no responce, for dust bunnies cannot speak. "A thousand moments' time it's bean, since yet I've seen an 'venture!" said the dust bunny. There was no reply, as for Corteses have no speech. Their heads were then filled with the thoughts of the colon and why it floated so anally above them. Not shortly after, the peacekeepers, rum runners and dry humpers notified them of their debts and their fez tassles. "Alas, you speak the truth, your optionality. My tassle is tussled, from my tissy of the rectum." The dust bunny spoke nothing, for he had eaten the whole bunt cake! And his mouth was quite full of the "flavr".
They sent themselves back monoplexual togethermentary residency, called at that time "The Wendle", to scheme a plan of filling their purses. The dust bunny exclaimed "I shall stand atop your head and we shall wear a long coat so as to appear as one large and precarious man. Then as the gazelles are at their peeks, we shall claim titleship of the greatest wizards.When their fronts are turned we'll tell them to sacrifice their flavours to the great mechanical god. Also, when they are busied with the sencelessness, we will take all of the gazelle money... WITHOUT ASKING!" There wasn't a reply for Cortes had lost his teeth earlier, during the lollicrop harvest. But, a single tear could be seen rolling down his cheek.
After the plan had been hatched and defeathered, Cortes and the dust bunny took the antlered coins to the Federal Union of Collections and Kindling. "I believe this will corrupt my case judge, your turbulancy.", gummed Cortes. The dust bunny could not say what he wished to, because the sexy mole rat of a teller was interuppting him with voidational criticisms of the phat loot they had brought in.
Dobby then flies into, on a daragon, with tube top flare gun jeans and ak47. he proceeds to cast fire breath with his dragon dragon at the Dust Bunny. "FIRE IS MY WEAKNESS!!" death-squeals Dust Bunny. Dobby then shoots bayonets, grenades and pastry at to into have for fournly the Cortes. "MANY DEATH MAKER BULLETS, MY WEAKNESS" Cortes carves into the rock. Duane says "ouch"
Dobby Then attempts a double make-out with all enemy units.