Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: Wesker on August 15, 2009, 08:57:21 PM
Title: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 15, 2009, 08:57:21 PM
Get this: Last weekend, I was minding the coffee shop when a woman in her late 50's or so comes up and asks what kind of bagels I have. I look at the bagel tray and tell her "there's blueberry, wheat, and what looks like marble." She asked for the marble bagel to be toasted and with cream cheese. I make all of it and sell it to her.
15 minutes later this woman comes back to me with half of a bagel and says "this isn't a marble bagel. This is a raisin bagel." I ask "excuse me?" and she replies "you sold me a raisin bagel. I don't like raisins. Can I get a refund?" I asked about how this happened and she tells me "I ate the first half of the bagel and on the second half I started to eat when I found raisins in the bagel. I don't like raisins. I thought you said it was marble. Can I get a refund?" So I tell her that I didn't see any raisins when I cooked it and I could've sworn that it was marble. I also said she could probably ask a manager about it. She says "that's not good for business" and I say "Well, I'm sorry ma'am, but it looked like a marble bagel to me." She retorts "well, it's not!" and just marches off.
Today, I'm standing in the coffee shop again when she walks by and sees that I'm there, then shakes her head and keeps walking. Some time later, she's leaving the store and I see her snarl at me on her way out. I giggle and continue whistling, minding my business.
Then, two hours later, I see her walking out of the store again while I'm making a new batch of coffee. While she's walking to the door, she says something like "DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!" and storms out of the stoor. I then proceed to start laughing my ass off. This woman has become enfuriated over the week and developed a grudge against me because she spent 59 cents on a raisin bagel and ate half of it. I find this particularly hilarious and would love another confrontation!
To put it in simple terms, a raisin bagel is not worth seeking vengeance.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Adelaide on August 15, 2009, 09:01:57 PM
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Wow.. lmao.... wow...... people are so stupid sometimes. xD she wanted a 59 cent refund? xD wow....
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 15, 2009, 11:43:31 PM
I find this particularly hilarious because she is holding a week-long grudge over a damn bagel! I hope she starts some shit so I can take her to front desk and let them hear her complain.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Adelaide on August 16, 2009, 02:11:28 AM
=P People can be stupid
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 16, 2009, 07:25:37 AM
VERY stupid. [durr]
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Videogamemaster1000 on August 18, 2009, 08:55:11 PM
she'll will probably be at your beside in 3 in the morning.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: black death on August 18, 2009, 09:15:18 PM
No, I believe this will end horribly if you do not change this! I believe she will come in next time with a gun. and that will be the last thing you see! RAISIN BAGELS CAN DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE MY FRIEND.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Adelaide on August 18, 2009, 09:26:47 PM
o.o that would be terrible. quit ur job. move out of the country; the continent even! Go be a humble chinese monk in some small chinese village of poor folk o.o
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 18, 2009, 11:45:46 PM
Shit, I'll just move to California and start dressing like a '70s detective. That will get me around pret-ty well. Plus loft apartments are boss.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on August 18, 2009, 11:53:35 PM
You can ride shotgun in my Mitsubishi, Addy. If I ever get one before February.
Have you guys even met in real life yet?
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:02:26 AM
Nope.. he lives on the other side of the state.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:07:10 AM
Well, not exactly. I live two hours to the right of her, but I'd still like to meet most 4M members in person. I've always wanted to take a country-wide roadtrip and write about it.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:24:29 AM
=3 Close enough. BTW! I ISH GONNA BE IN PHILLY NEXT WEEKEND, WHISKER (that is ur new pet name =3)!
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:38:40 AM
Oh, awesome. I love going to philly and just walking around in the market district. They have some of the best bakeries!
I think it'd be pretty damn cool to hang out with a 4M member some time. It's like we practically know each other so well on here anyway.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:40:25 AM
=3 Yarp... I havent been to Philly in years.... not since I saw the Phillies game in their stadium just before the built the new one.... I'm excited!
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: kinjo on August 19, 2009, 12:40:39 AM
geeze this lady is dissatisfied and then comes back... shes nutz
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:47:13 AM
Yeah, kinjo, it's insanity. She despises me over the simplest of foods and it didn't even cost her a dollar.
I went to a phillies game once, when they faced off against the colorado Rockies. Very fun and very expensive.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:52:34 AM
I didnt pay so i unno how much it costeded
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:56:55 AM
Well, all I know is that it cost between 3 and 5 dollars for a basket of fries. Criminal, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 12:58:12 AM
=3 Sandy Hook beach in NJ charges $3.50 for a small fries... I bought them for my little brother anyway because I knew he wanted them, even if he didn't ask for them directly..
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 01:00:22 AM
That's why I just go to Ocean City, NJ, where there's plenty of babes and cheap food!
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 01:01:35 AM
SANDY HOOK IS AWESOME! >=3
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 01:02:57 AM
Can't say I've even gone there before. I've been to Long Beach Island, Ocean City in NJ and MD, Atlantic City, etc. but never Sandy Hooker.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 01:04:30 AM
HEY! Sandy. Hook. Its state land =3 They has military stuff thar..
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 01:37:28 AM
Ya see, it's STILL fun to add -er to the end of words. Tromboner.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 02:13:40 AM
ISH NAWT!
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 11:20:24 AM
Oh, I beg to differ, Addy!
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 19, 2009, 12:22:49 PM
Addyer FWer BDer Weskerer. I guess only inanimate objects are funny with an extra suffix.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Wesker on August 19, 2009, 12:53:26 PM
Unless it's animeboner.
Title: Re: Adventures in Coffee Selling!
Post by: Adelaide on August 19, 2009, 03:35:04 PM
yeah but even then, bone is the funny part, and bones are typically inanimate objects