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Floating Scorpion
« on: December 22, 2008, 08:08:15 AM »


"Last night some friends and I made a scorpion fly.

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.



The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us."


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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 10:35:57 AM »
guess he didnt like it

it would of been an adventure if i was that scoripian, to be able to fly

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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 01:59:50 PM »
man! I would not be mad if I were that scorpion, I would be so happy! having my own flying contraption. guys should have gave it some way of it being able to move and stuff so it had some sense of control.
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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 02:29:21 PM »
Scorpions on dirigibles!?! GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!
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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 03:04:01 PM »
I just thought it was funny. They tied it to a balloon and made it float around. How funny is that? LOL.


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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 04:27:19 PM »
YOU SIR ARE A LIAR AND YOU KNOW WHY!

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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 04:30:16 PM »
AWE THANKS FOR THE BA- HOLY SHIT IT'S STINGING ME! OH GOD! IT HURTS, IT HURTS!!!
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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 05:23:18 PM »
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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 06:59:25 PM »
LIES, YOU STOLE IT
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Shin's the perverted hero, he wouldnt stoop to that level.

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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 07:01:40 PM »
Whales did not actually do it. Someone else did. [imwith]
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Re: Floating Scorpionm
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2008, 08:00:49 PM »
Note the filename

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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2008, 08:34:34 PM »
Oh my, that's not going to last long.
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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2008, 09:39:37 AM »
Hell, man, I'd be PISSED of someone slipknotted me to a damn balloon! I'd hide in his shoe until his foot goes in.
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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2008, 01:59:53 PM »
CONSIQUENCE, you die.
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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2008, 08:15:15 PM »
a smelly death

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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2008, 05:13:11 AM »
Wouldn't you go squish, first? :o

And yeah, I put quotes around it. It's from 7chan, but I didn't really know how I was going to... Source that.


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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2008, 05:09:37 PM »
You should have image shacked the images. they will go BYE BYE sooner or later.
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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2008, 05:21:07 PM »
Also

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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2008, 06:34:41 PM »
also what.  [hitting]
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Re: Floating Scorpion
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2008, 01:22:32 AM »
CLIFFHANGER
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Shin's the perverted hero, he wouldnt stoop to that level.

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