o.o Nope. I tried telling God he doesn't exist, but all God tells me is "God is awesome!" or "I am Christian" which is like...well gewd to know you believe in yourself man!!!
He is also heavily into drugs.
Me:
Drugs
God:
Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Do you smoke pot?
God:
Only for medical testing purposes.
Me:
Do you use cocaine?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
Do you use meth?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
Do you drink heavily?
God:
I tend to drink a lot of heavily, the darker the better.
Me:
Do you smoke meth?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
Do you shoot up heroine?
God:
Yes I try to shoot up heroine as often as possible, do you?
Me:
nope drugs are bad, you need rehab
God:
Are you serious? No matter what you say, I believe in unconditional legalization.