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Aliens meet with Bush and they ask him for a history of humans

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Aliens meet with Bush and they ask him for a history of humans
« on: November 30, 2007, 01:36:55 PM »
I really never wanted to bring religon to the 4m, but i thought this was okay too - kinjo

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sheldon-drobny/bible-story_b_26624.html

"Let's envision visitors from outer space asking for our leader. The aliens meet with Bush and they ask him for a history of humans. He gives them the Bible and they start reading Genesis. These are some of the thoughts they might come away with:

From Genesis

3:1 Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

Their Comment

Humans should not trust women and snakes. Back to Genesis.

8 And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.

9 And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?

16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

Their Comment

Gee, these humans are descendents of an incestuous killer. Cain must have taken after his mother. Let's get out of here before we get killed.
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Re: Aliens meet with Bush and they ask him for a history of humans
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2007, 06:20:47 PM »
One Huge massive flaw in this . Is that before the fundamentalist movment in america , people took the bible at least the majority of the stories
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and I think aliens would be smart enough to see it that way too.

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Re: Aliens meet with Bush and they ask him for a history of humans
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2007, 07:43:46 PM »
They might taste good.

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Re: Aliens meet with Bush and they ask him for a history of humans
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 12:51:04 PM »
Yeah. A little A1 fixes the tastes of any foreign meats.


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Re: Aliens meet with Bush and they ask him for a history of humans
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 01:59:56 PM »
what if the aleans blood is a kind of acid? one that would burn you? if not the blood it might be like the movie alean and it shoots acid and stuff, so if you ate it the chances of havent the acid in the meat would be a high chance, or it could not even have meat! or the probability is that they arent even carbon based life forms so they probobly would taste horrible. there is none carbon based life forms, in the ocean scientists found i think sulfer based life forms?

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Re: Aliens meet with Bush and they ask him for a history of humans
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 03:16:54 PM »
Mmm. Sulfuh.

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Re: Aliens meet with Bush and they ask him for a history of humans
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 03:33:40 PM »
i dont get it o.o

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Re: Aliens meet with Bush and they ask him for a history of humans
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 04:17:26 PM »
he put soap in the l;emonaide. soap tastes icky icky poo poo

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Re: Aliens meet with Bush and they ask him for a history of humans
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2007, 07:28:49 PM »
soap has sulfer?!?!?
 
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Re: Aliens meet with Bush and they ask him for a history of humans
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2007, 02:21:33 AM »
sulfer soap has sulfer

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