Wow.
You guys need to visit the Phillippines.
We fry EVERYTHING.
Fried Pork.
Fried Pork Skins.
Fried Fish.
Fried Chicken.
Fried Banana.
Fried Banana, covered in a flour mixture.
Fried Meat, wrapped like an eggroll.
Fried Lumpia, Same as above, but with some vegetables.
AND MANY MANY MORE, ALL FOR YOU, HERE IN THE PHILLIPPINES.