Right you are, Addy! Now here's Shin with the sports!
why does BD get any money? we were the ones that went to school, got the internships, and worked our way up to run this News Station!!!
Also, I think Gundam Damage is included in our insurance.*opens filing cabinet*M for Mecha...mecha..........mecha.....
ohmygod, it's BD the Canadian terrorist! Quick, someone call our number!!!!
Yal better untie me. if you don't I will be getting a new news team soon.
Screw it. *ghost like scythe appears in the air and slices thrue some main ropes then disappears* I NO LIKE ME LIKE THAT.
Terrorists aren't allowed to high five, you bastard! FW, I'll take a gordita.
Shin, when the hell's that camera setup gonna get fixed? My makeup is beginning to wear off and show my crow's feet! Besides, the cat fashion festival feed is supposed to go live in 10.
Terrorists aren't allowed to high five, you bastard! FW, I'll take a gordita.
Shin, when the hell's that camera setup gonna get fixed? My makeup is beginning to wear off and show my crow's feet! Besides, the cat fashion festival feed is supposed to go live in 10.
CANADIAN TERRORIST! FOR THE LAST TIME! As I explained to the others, all I did was kick over a little girls lemonade stand! and I got her a new one and gave her 50 dollars!
Eh, who gives a damn. My wife does that to me every day, the whore. All she ever does is steal from me and screw my lawyer. Eh, I'll just have an expose` on that whore next week. Take her down a peg.
Now how long is that camera setup gonna take, Shin?
*he steps over a fallen wall, guiding the sheep in front of the camera.*
Hokay guys! The food and ice cream is here! TADA!!
*FW smiles happily for a job well done*
*Normal FW kinda slowly slides out from inside the spider abdomen, covered in putrid pink slime*
Hello, I am reporting from the News Studio as I have successfully have given birth to my self. Back to you Addy!
I said back to Addy, you jaggoff! First you wreck lots of the studio and cover it in spider slime, then you confuse Addy! Mr. Lee should have you canned!
Have a raisin bagel!
Yesh, BD ish boss =3 Kinjo is Games man...
=3 In other news, Shin has admitted having a deep brolove for the station's boss BD, and it has been confirmed that they are in fact bromancing, though Shin denies it up and down.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Unwarranted_self-importanceI said back to Addy, you jaggoff! First you wreck lots of the studio and cover it in spider slime, then you confuse Addy! Mr. Lee should have you canned!
I is boss! this is news station not forum! besides, what else could I do here besides stand around and do nothing.
Kinjo, our Gamer Correspondant Reporting in on "when Games Take up all your day and your social network dies a slow lonly death"
Back to you, Shin.
o.o I goes makes you more coffee BD... *goes over to make more*
Wesker, how can new tie be important? New tie has no memories to it yet, besides being coffee'd =/
*FW returns to the set after changing back into his uniform. He meets up with BD to find out where he is going and for what interview/report*
o.o I goes makes you more coffee BD... *goes over to make more*
Wesker, how can new tie be important? New tie has no memories to it yet, besides being coffee'd =/
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MORE! it's like, lets say you kid died, having another won't fix anything!
*FW returns to the set after changing back into his uniform. He meets up with BD to find out where he is going and for what interview/report*
oh look at the sheet I put on your desk. it has a list of murders and suicides you have to report. OH AND SOME KIDS RESCUED A PUPPY!
o.o I goes makes you more coffee BD... *goes over to make more*
Wesker, how can new tie be important? New tie has no memories to it yet, besides being coffee'd =/
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MORE! it's like, lets say you kid died, having another won't fix anything!
THAT IS TERRIBLE, BD! =O
*FW returns to the set after changing back into his uniform. He meets up with BD to find out where he is going and for what interview/report*
oh look at the sheet I put on your desk. it has a list of murders and suicides you have to report. OH AND SOME KIDS RESCUED A PUPPY!
Yay, puppy ^^
Good morning, I'm Wesker and you're watching 4M World News! This morning's top story: I get contact lenses today! Now you won't have to see my ghastly yellow eyes!
Later today, we are having a musical performance by..... *looks hard at paper* Josh Groban? Jesus H, BD! We booked THIS guy?! What the hell?!
*wakes up and tips over another camera*
*snort* Grahblagha.
Are you the new janitor? Did they fire Rusty?
Apparently i'm director now.
No one said it was broken, so its probably just dated. or perhaps because I pee in it when I arrive in the morning.
You and FW killed I guy and made off with his organs in a van, and then it turned out the same guy was actually our sponsor... nice going! =P
lol that kinda looks likce Vince oO_________OoCuase it is
No.. The blood was all over his snuggie so he just used oxy clean to clean it up [dbz]xD That is the best quote ever.. 35 awesome points!
*races to ur side with a coffee and them storms off*
No.. The blood was all over his snuggie so he just used oxy clean to clean it up [dbz]This post brought to you by Snuggie, the blanket for morons.
No.. The blood was all over his snuggie so he just used oxy clean to clean it up [dbz]This post brought to you by Snuggie, the blanket for morons.
*wakes up*
*gets out from under News Desk*
WHAT YOU ALL DOING HERE?
GET OUT OF MAH BED.
T__T Why do you always has to burst my bubble?! It's hard to come up with news! And what do you mean had?! What did you do to my cappuccino?!you drank it yesterday.
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No questions asked.
This just in: IT WAS KFC! Right now my dog is eyeing up the empty bucket. I was in the mood for anything so I got that KFC. I'll be fat by sunday morning. Here's Shin with the sports!
THIS JUST IN! There is a new 4M baby!
Proud parents, Omega and Willow, have announced the birth of their son. Sparticus, weighing in at 7 pounds 14 ounces, was born at 4M Hospital, on Tuesday, August 25th.
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Let's go to proud father, Omega.
THIS JUST IN! There is a new 4M baby!
Proud parents, Omega and Willow, have announced the birth of their son. Sparticus, weighing in at 7 pounds 14 ounces, was born at 4M Hospital, on Tuesday, August 25th.
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Let's go to proud father, Omega.
Thank you, Addy. Yesh I, on this fateful day had a baby with the every so smexy Willow. :3
Sparticus, the young demonic-transcendent halfa (no rascal disrespect :P), will learn magicks, the lay of the land, courage, learn hand-to-hand combat, brolove and many moar things! : D
wonderful person YOU CHEATED ON ME.
This just in: that made no sense!
In other news, black people!
Well... That's it... Shin was right, America is just getting ridiculous. I'm going to Canada.
=D In other news, by some freak accident, dinosaur remains have been "accidentally" cloned, and they are wreaking havoc all over. Of course, this was entirely and completely on accident, just like the accidental mix up dino genes and bunny genes, some freak mutant dino bunny has become of this whole deal. Who is at fault? Well, us at the news station would like to keep the identity unknown.
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