"Gypsy Lawson, 28, faked pregnancy to hide sedated monkey under her blouse
Lawson, mother convicted of conspiracy, smuggling for taking monkey from Thailand
Prosecutors say they found notes between women planning the smuggling
Smuggling conviction carries maximum 20-year sentence"
Why not just get it imported somehow, ive seen people with monkeys before.
Title: Re: Woman 'pregnant' with monkey
Post by: black death on December 11, 2008, 11:42:36 AM
all i can say is HAHAHAHAHA and also nice first name.
Title: Re: Woman 'pregnant' with monkey
Post by: Flashwerewolf on December 11, 2008, 10:12:08 PM
Monkeys are horrible HORRIBLE pets
Title: Re: Woman 'pregnant' with monkey
Post by: black death on December 11, 2008, 10:44:09 PM
When i read the name of the topic i thought something horrid happened in the scientific world.
Title: Re: Woman 'pregnant' with monkey
Post by: Whalesdude on December 11, 2008, 11:43:17 PM
I did, too.
And I lol'd. Seriously. Hard.
That's hilarious. People are so stupid, you know? I mean damn, it's one thing to smuggle something, but to fake or lie to the government? Boy, you're gonna get owned. In the face.
Title: Re: Woman 'pregnant' with monkey
Post by: Flashwerewolf on December 12, 2008, 01:29:56 AM
I hope it bit her and she screamed at the airport and thats how she got busted.
Title: Re: Woman 'pregnant' with monkey
Post by: Kedzor on December 20, 2008, 03:09:42 AM
That's hilarious. People are so stupid, you know? I mean damn, it's one thing to smuggle something, but to fake or lie to the government? Boy, you're gonna get owned. In the face.
i lie to the govronment all the time, and they return the favor tenfold.
Title: Re: Woman 'pregnant' with monkey
Post by: Wesker on December 20, 2008, 11:33:44 PM
I'd only get a monkey if it were a well-trained butler who drank booze and Little Hugs. lol
I wouldn't hide it under a blouse.
Title: Re: Woman 'pregnant' with monkey
Post by: Flashwerewolf on December 21, 2008, 02:59:07 AM