Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: AnimeFreeze on April 19, 2008, 12:26:53 AM
Title: America > Canada **JOKE**
Post by: AnimeFreeze on April 19, 2008, 12:26:53 AM
SolLegacy28 (12:02:49 AM): your lemon orchard killed my parents xblackdeathx1 (12:03:44 AM): nonono, they where limes SolLegacy28 (12:04:17 AM): You used your alchemy to change them to limes your liar xblackdeathx1 (12:05:06 AM): the actual study of alchemy is actualy really cool SolLegacy28 (12:05:18 AM): jea but u suck mad baby flower powers SolLegacy28 (12:05:25 AM): i like dat song SolLegacy28 (12:05:30 AM): xblackdeathx1 (12:05:33 AM): i have no clue what song that is SolLegacy28 (12:05:39 AM): b xblackdeathx1 (12:05:43 AM): y xblackdeathx1 (12:05:44 AM): e SolLegacy28 (12:05:51 AM): b=y=your black magic xblackdeathx1 (12:06:08 AM): I'M BLACK? JESUS CHRIST GET IT OFF OF ME SolLegacy28 (12:06:38 AM): Yeah u Canadian xblackdeathx1 (12:06:49 AM): so, lemme get this strait xblackdeathx1 (12:06:54 AM): canadians are black SolLegacy28 (12:07:07 AM): i guess Candians have +10 Black Magic on their skill charts xblackdeathx1 (12:07:33 AM): yeah, but i have a special cock sword that gives me +5 to white magic SolLegacy28 (12:07:34 AM): jea they also have 10+ magic on being worthless SolLegacy28 (12:07:58 AM): jea i know how much u love dat cock sword xblackdeathx1 (12:08:31 AM): americans have a +20 on being homeless people SolLegacy28 (12:09:14 AM): Yeah their all homeless Canadians xblackdeathx1 (12:09:14 AM): and a -10 for not being able to find weapons of mass distruction xblackdeathx1 (12:09:32 AM): and a -100 cus there dollar sucks ass SolLegacy28 (12:09:45 AM): jea but only thing good from canada is what??? SolLegacy28 (12:09:50 AM): maple syrup and snow xblackdeathx1 (12:10:06 AM): i like how americans have no clue about canada xblackdeathx1 (12:10:38 AM): there are no maple trees around here and we get like 1 snow fall a year, and a small one at that SolLegacy28 (12:10:46 AM): we have black canadians to make our syrup. Ever heard of aunt Jemima? xblackdeathx1 (12:10:54 AM): oh also, we actually have [cen] ing trees SolLegacy28 (12:10:58 AM): No has a clue because no one cares, xblackdeathx1 (12:11:50 AM): canada and america suck ass, germany rocks SolLegacy28 (12:11:52 AM): I just dealth 78 damage to your Mage Avatar SolLegacy28 (12:12:19 AM): America > Germany > Canada xblackdeathx1 (12:12:29 AM): my mage avatar has a invincebility cloak xblackdeathx1 (12:12:41 AM): suck it SolLegacy28 (12:13:06 AM): We have actual guns though. xblackdeathx1 (12:13:10 AM): GOD MODE ACTIVATED SolLegacy28 (12:13:17 AM): Do you even have an army? xblackdeathx1 (12:13:29 AM): yeah, and we have god mode activated SolLegacy28 (12:13:41 AM): your l33t haxorZ cannot defy Americas standards xblackdeathx1 (12:13:58 AM): also if you had any idea about the army, canada fights along side america SolLegacy28 (12:14:07 AM): We have the staff of adrammalech xblackdeathx1 (12:14:13 AM): JESUS CHRIST xblackdeathx1 (12:14:17 AM): I CANT BEAT THAT xblackdeathx1 (12:14:38 AM): *rolls a 7* your staff breaks in half SolLegacy28 (12:14:39 AM): For what breast canxer? SolLegacy28 (12:14:50 AM): cancer* xblackdeathx1 (12:15:02 AM): at least canada isent full of AIDS xblackdeathx1 (12:15:03 AM): AIDS xblackdeathx1 (12:15:04 AM): AIDS xblackdeathx1 (12:15:08 AM): AIDS xblackdeathx1 (12:15:09 AM): AIDS xblackdeathx1 (12:15:11 AM): AIDS xblackdeathx1 (12:15:13 AM): AIDS xblackdeathx1 (12:15:14 AM): AIDS xblackdeathx1 (12:15:16 AM): AIDS SolLegacy28 (12:15:22 AM): Your black canadians gave us that SolLegacy28 (12:15:27 AM): you monkey [cen] ers xblackdeathx1 (12:15:45 AM): we burnt down your [cen] ing white house cus you guys where stupid and put it next to canada SolLegacy28 (12:16:22 AM): the only reason y we put it there so there can be an off chance that plane could try to hit it and miss and hit canananananananannananananda SolLegacy28 (12:16:43 AM): *casts lemon strike* xblackdeathx1 (12:16:48 AM): what, by a few hundred miles? SolLegacy28 (12:16:52 AM): Yeah SolLegacy28 (12:16:54 AM): Totally SolLegacy28 (12:17:08 AM): xblackdeathx1 (12:17:09 AM): i would like to see a plain crash like that xblackdeathx1 (12:17:24 AM): *plane xblackdeathx1 (12:17:37 AM): AIDS SolLegacy28 (12:17:40 AM): I bet SolLegacy28 (12:17:48 AM): What you want AIDS? SolLegacy28 (12:17:50 AM): ok SolLegacy28 (12:17:51 AM): Here xblackdeathx1 (12:17:57 AM): DONT RAPE ME SolLegacy28 (12:17:58 AM): *hands you staff of AIDS* xblackdeathx1 (12:18:01 AM): SolLegacy28 (12:18:08 AM): *-10 dexterity xblackdeathx1 (12:18:12 AM): :.( xblackdeathx1 (12:18:36 AM): doesent matter what you do, canada has god mode activated SolLegacy28 (12:18:52 AM): Canada On Strike!!! xblackdeathx1 (12:19:04 AM): i bet you think canadians look like that SolLegacy28 (12:19:19 AM): *-1000 population, 100 million wealth, 10 rep SolLegacy28 (12:19:27 AM): I do SolLegacy28 (12:19:31 AM): Thry have no jaws SolLegacy28 (12:19:42 AM): they* SolLegacy28 (12:20:05 AM): But you have free drugs SolLegacy28 (12:20:11 AM): So at least you have crack whores xblackdeathx1 (12:20:12 AM): america is so over populated that you have to shove all your nickademuss in with everyone else xblackdeathx1 (12:20:29 AM): instead of up here in canada where we put them in cages SolLegacy28 (12:20:41 AM): Not really, We have a wide range of tolerance for minorities, unlike Canada who shoot on site xblackdeathx1 (12:20:56 AM): lol, are you confused? SolLegacy28 (12:21:02 AM): i bet i am xblackdeathx1 (12:21:07 AM): i bet too xblackdeathx1 (12:21:17 AM): doesent matter though SolLegacy28 (12:21:17 AM): Wanna be confused with me? SolLegacy28 (12:21:18 AM): No xblackdeathx1 (12:21:22 AM): wanna know why? SolLegacy28 (12:21:23 AM): because your Canadian xblackdeathx1 (12:21:44 AM): no, because i had recess puffs for breakfast SolLegacy28 (12:21:49 AM): OMG SolLegacy28 (12:21:53 AM): NOOOOOOOO SolLegacy28 (12:21:58 AM): I cant defy that SolLegacy28 (12:22:32 AM): But the American navy's MACH 5 RAILGUN CAN xblackdeathx1 (12:22:38 AM): what SolLegacy28 (12:22:55 AM): we hAVE a mach 5 railgun SolLegacy28 (12:23:00 AM): do you? SolLegacy28 (12:23:01 AM): no SolLegacy28 (12:23:10 AM): you have maple syrup super soakers xblackdeathx1 (12:23:13 AM): no but we have weapons of mass distructing xblackdeathx1 (12:23:23 AM): YOU GUYZ BIN LOOKIN IN THE WRONG PLACE xblackdeathx1 (12:23:25 AM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SolLegacy28 (12:23:29 AM): syrup bombs? SolLegacy28 (12:23:32 AM): scary SolLegacy28 (12:23:42 AM): well then SolLegacy28 (12:23:49 AM): I guess our lemon strike worked SolLegacy28 (12:24:03 AM): your population is all lemony SolLegacy28 (12:24:12 AM): Take that xblackdeathx1 (12:24:36 AM): your population tastes like lime SolLegacy28 (12:24:53 AM): i bet we do SolLegacy28 (12:24:58 AM): Tasty
Title: Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
Post by: kinjo on April 19, 2008, 09:07:35 AM
only bad thing i think of america is the amount of foreigners they let in
somolians, hmongs
somolians are muslum and we have TONS of them, hmongs sacrifice pigs on their lawns, im still scared from that
Title: Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
Post by: AnimeFreeze on April 19, 2008, 03:03:26 PM
Eh Asians are not to be feared.
Title: Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on April 23, 2008, 09:18:37 PM
yes they are, they're even the header for this forum, its the asian invasion
Title: Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
Post by: tkoold on April 23, 2008, 10:06:00 PM
ok Us 26 year olds like me cant understand that LONG conversation at all... :furrysmiley069fn:
Title: Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
Post by: kinjo on April 24, 2008, 09:29:48 AM
i like japanese, korean, phillipines and chinese
but i really dont consider hmongs asian, its like a made up asian culture
Title: Re: America > Canada **JOKE**
Post by: black death on April 24, 2008, 06:41:03 PM