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WEREWOLF KIDNAPS BUNNY
Thursday, June 11, 2009, by some reporter guy
MOUNT POCONO-- "I didn't know what hit me," explains 16 year old Addy, during an interview, after an ordeal at the Mount Pocono Municipal Airport. "One minute I was standing in line to board my plane, suit case full of carrots, the next moment... A big creature snatched me up. I suspect it was a werewolf."
Investigators have been on the case, but Ph.D Dr. Whalesdude has another perspective. "After careful analysis, and many meetings and discussions with my patient, I believe this is a case of post traumatic stress disorder, causing her delusions. It's been assumed that she was in fact kidnapped, but the stress caused her to envision her kidnapper to be a werewolf- a Flashwerewolf."
Private investigator, Pryce, claims that the victim may be on to something on the contrary to Dr. Whalesdude's diagnosis. "Some large, canine like foot prints have been found in the general location, and the gnawed on bones of a 10 year old boy were located in the nearby woods. I suspect that perhaps further analysis needs to be made on the victim to help her remember more of the missing details."
Investigators have been searching high and low in the woods, for it seems that "werewolf" was able to make an escape away from authorities, before being captured. Addy is currently safe however, and plans on making her trip to Minnesota to visit the Great Red Mansion. Until then, the adorable bunny is hopeful that she won't have another encounter with the werewolf- or worse, an Otaku.
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