Easiest way to fix everything, go to the mall, buy some new clothes ( depending on the type of girl your looking for: Hot Topic if you want emo/goth chicks, Old Navy/Express if you want the cute preppy chicks, Pac Sun if you want the sk8r/punk rock girl. Second: Lose the windbreaker pants. Those aren't cool anymore. Period. Unless you visit the gym daily, you don't need them. Possibly think about getting contacts, or at least different frames that make you look a bit younger, unless you plan on dating cougars. ;) Contacts aren't horrible by any means, and most insurance will cover the majority of it. Finally, visit a stylist, not a great clips, an actual hair stylist place, I think they have one in Maplewood Mall. Used to get my hair cut there a bit, the girls working there can help you with a new look. Finally, take up a sport, it'll help you get into better shape and you'll feel a LOT better. WoW is cool if you play occasionally, but don't make it a lifestyle unless your goal is to date the goth chick, then by all means, the more pale, the better. After that I don't know what else I can suggest. Maybe develop a
and fly off into space?